Your Insurance Company has started sending you their free calendar...a month at a time.
When you do the "Hokey Pokey" you put your left hip out... and it stays out.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
Your back goes out more than you do.
You realize that a stamp today costs more than a picture show did when you were growing up.
Your childhood toys are now in a museum.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
All of your favorite movies are now revised in color.
The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
You have more hair in your ears and nose than your head.
You wear black socks with sandals.
When you stop to think and forget to start again.