-graphic by Laura

1. People call you "Buffy", (or at least you wish they would call you "Buffy") because you like to think that you are Angel's true love.

2. You wear long black leather jackets.

3. You find yourself opening your bedroom window and whispering, "Angel?" out into the darkness.

4.   You find yourself comparing every man to him and find them all wanting...in a BIG way.

5.   You sit in the dark a lot..and like it.

6. You come home late at night and don't worry about if someone's going to jump you, because you just KNOW Angel will save you if it happens.

7. You actually ponder getting or actually have the Angel tattoo.

8. You wear a claddaugh ring religiously.

9. Your friends and family think you're nuts for having an Angel website (especially if you are 24 years old). Also, for spending a million hours a day editing it.

10  Discussing Angel  is an everyday part of your life.

11. You watch the beginning of "Surprise" over and over just so you could see that look in his eyes while he is kissing Buffy. ALSO APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE "I WILL REMEMBER YOU" EPISODE.

12. You tape every show and watch when you are upset about something because it's the only thing that cheers you up.

13. You want to move to L.A. so that you can :
A.  conduct star home tours just so you can see where David Boreanaz lives. and/or
B.  tour the set of Angel and/or
C.  be a caterer on the set or something like that just to be around David Boreanaz.

14. People have mentioned the word obsession to you more than once.

15. You have / wish you had leather pants.

16.  No one can talk to you or call you during Angel because you will give them one word answers and your eyes won't leave the screen.

17. You give blood whenever you can so that Angel always has enough to drink.

18. You find that seeing  pictures of David Boreanaz in a bathtub makes life worth living.

19. You got a really big kick out of seeing that Angel dance seq uence in the episode, "She", because you got to see David Boreanaz shake his booty.

20. You need to read Angel fan fiction like you need to breathe oxygen.

21. You think you have been to just about every Angel site on the web. Yet, you still look for more sites.

22. Cinn and Jasper sent me this one:
When his shirt (or more) is off, you start to hyperventilate, or the earth stops rotating, We haven't decided which.
 
23. You find yourself buying every magazine with even just the mention of David Boreanaz or Angel in it.  

24. You realize you have bought 20 million power bead and horse hair bracelets and wear them all at once, just like Cordelia.

25. You start to think even Wesley is the coolest.

26. When you hear David Boreanaz is dating someone, you take personal offense, and ask yourself "Why can't it be me?" 

27. You don't know how you'll get through the rest of the summer watching reruns.

28. Kelly Ann sent me this one:
You spend $500 on a vcr that will play tapes from England because over there they have already released all of Buffy seasons 1 and 2 on video.

29. You have email buddies that share in your obsession.

31. When you see black dudes on the street with shirty things on thier head, you feel like saying, "What's up, Gunn?"

32. Lawyers give you the heebie geebies. Okay, maybe that was even before you even started watching Angel.

33. Jane sent me this one: You have Angel/David's picture by your bed so he's the first and last thing you see every day.

34. Mandi sent me this one: You go out and buy a pillow and call it Angel so when you go to sleep it is like you are sleeping next to Angel and you also can't go to sleep without him.

35. Danita sent me this one: You join tae kwon do (or some other martial arts class) because you've spent way too much time imitating the antics of Angel (and/or Buffy) and you want to kick some major ass. Score an extra 500 points if you actually mentioned "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel" to your sensai as the reason for your surprising athleticism in class. *laughs*

36. Cinn sent me this one: People give you pictures of David Boreanaz and Sarah Michelle Gellar with your face pasted over hers, and it actually makes you giddy.

37. Daisy sent me this one: You STEAL the copy of GLAMOUR from your dentist's office because you can't find it anywhere else.

38. You find yourself actually quoting the sappy stuff Buffy and Angel said to each other to your boyfriend. Or anything any of the characters say, for example, "I am having lusty wrong feelings." I know, I know.

39. Even reading fan fiction that mentions Angel without a shirt on and/or leather pants on makes you feel tingly. *see Echo's fic, "Catching Sparks"*

40. Charlotte, Queen of Buffonia, sent me this one: You have memorized every single line Angel speaks, even the ones in another language with subtitles (Five by Five).

41. Tara sent me this one: When you desperately need to take a trip to Galway, Ireland.

42. You feel like part of you has died when the season ends.

43. Claire sent me this one: You buy one of those stand-up cardboard David Boreanaz' even though its 6'1" and real expensive, and act out scenes with 'him', have conversations with him, and have even had a wedding between the two of you.

44. Tara sent this: You paint your nails like Drusilla.

45. Jane sent me this one: You are prepared argue to the death with non Angel-believing friends and family if they dare to not understand that Angel is a necessary part of your existence.

46. You quote Angel fan fiction to people as if it were Shakespeare.

47. You want to send Angel Investigations a Christmas card, but don't know what to write for the address.

LETICIA SENT ME #48 THROUGH #53 :

48. Before going to bed, you have an Echo´s fic dose looking at Angel´s photo on the wall from time to time while you are reading, and as a result you can dream of him when you fall asleep.

49. You realise that you like his Angel and Angelus side(no preference at all) you like him when he is a perfect gentleman and when he is a bad lustful boy, too.

50. You start thinking that it wouldn´t be so bad to be bitten by him, because he would have your blood running through that incredible body forever.

51. You can´t resist him in any way: with his coat on or without it, with leather pants or without them, half naked or wet after taking a shower. He is 100% yummy flesh.

52. You end up living in “AngelWorld”: your conversations are focused on him, the guys on earth can´t be compared with him, you spend half of the day exchanging emails with Loony Angel Addicts with the same interest (EAers, for example) and the other half, thinking about him.

53. You start freaking your family out, talking with that creepy accent at night, like if you were Dru.("I smell fear")

54 through 57 sent by: the Empress of Soaps: Clover (also known as JC, Juliet, Jules, Evil Personified, the Devils' Incarnate . . .)

54. You have your friend send you another person's BRA that David Boreanaz autographed, to you, just because HE touched it.

55. You've already named the children the two of you will have

56. You have MANY posters of him on your walls, and two magazines next to your bed, so Angel will watch over you while you sleep.

57. People know that to talk to you while Angel is on the TV means bodily harm to them, once there's a commercial brake, so they better run.

58. LH sent me this one: (My boyfriend) Chris got me this big black teddy bear last year for Christmas that I named Patrick because I heard that that's DB's middle name. I was going to name it Angel but I like to be a bit more subtle than that. To this day Chris has no idea why I named it Patrick. But what's funny is that whenever he is laying on the couch he always uses him as a pillow. See, I may not have a 6-foot DB stand-up but I have the next best thing!

59. You're on the Eternal Angel mailing list and most of your day and night is spent obsessing about Angel with a bunch of other freaks just like you. 60. Angel is not just a show, it's a way of life.

61. You make a list of ways you are addicted to Angel.