"I Will Remember You"
This week she was way high on my annoyance scale. She was complaining about how she was out of a job, providing Angel stayed mortal.
Best Quote: "I'm good for exactly two things: international superstardom and helping a vampire with a soul save people. That makes for a short, but colorful resume."  
Most Hideous Outfit: This is really the only one she was showed in...but hideous all the same...a midriff exposing Indian type material tank top and a denim (shredded??) longer skirt......blech!

"Hero"
I actually thought she was not too bad this week and showed something of a heart when she began to like Doyle. Of course, he was dead moments later...coincidence or not?
Best Quote : "While this may look like a popular brand of breath freshener, it's really a cunningly disguised demon repellant."
Most Hideous Outfit : A multicolor tank top shirt with huge ties in the back, I know it's in style, but ...

"Parting Gifts"
In this episode, Cordelia reveals she now has Doyle's visions. He passed the gift onto her during thier kiss in "Hero". You know what this means, don't you? Now you will have top hear her complain about headaches along with everything else she already complains about!
Best Quote : to Westley ..."What are you doing here? Are you working with Angel?"
Wesley: "A lone wolf such as myself never works with anyone. I'm merely allowing Angel to assist me. I'm a rogue demon hunter now."
Cordy: with a dreamy look "Wow....what's a rogue demon?"
Most Hideous Outfit: A green sweater with only the tops of the arms cut out and tight black pants....what good is a sweater with holes in it?

"I Fall to Pieces"
Cordelia helps Angel research a weird doctor who can reattach his body parts. Too bad those hands didn't wrap around Cordelia's neck!
Best Quote: Cordy questions another doctor who works with the suspect by posing as a writer from an orthopaedic magazine...thus, a hysterical conversation ensues...."Well, our readers at the Journal of Diagnostic Orthopae......et cetera... would like to know!" 
Most Hideous Outfit : A horrible dark skirt (tell me it wasn't denim!) with a tan belt ( looked like something out of the army) and tight tight t-shirt with artwork of some type on it.Does she ever wear any tops that are not skin tight?

"The City of Angels"
Angel first sees Cordelia at a party...lots of good quotes from this show.. see the quotes page! Cordy almost gets offed by this Russell guy. Angel saves her (of course) and she repays (?) him by offering to work for him. Oh Lord, now she has to be on the show!
Best Quote : "You're not exactly rolling in it, Mr. I-was-alive-for-200-years-and-never-developed-an-investment-portfolio!"
Most Hideous Outfit : She wore this huge white shirt to clean Angel's office.....I'm sorry Cordelia, I can't see you as the June Cleaver type.

"Lonely Hearts"
She was about a 5 on the annoy-o-meter for this one. She wasn't too bad!I actually agreed with her when she was talking about dating troubles. Does that make me an  Evita?
Best Quote : "I guess the single life is particularly tough on you. A couple hundred years ago all you had to worry about was a hangover. Today, 'cause of your curse thingy, you can't sleep with anyone or else you may feel a moment of true happiness and lose your soul again and kill everyone."
Angel: "Thanks, Cordelia. I always appreciate your perspective."
Cordy: "No problem. Hey, the last thing I want is to show up at the office and find that I'm working for a homicidal monster."
Most Hideous Outfit: They were all normal!WOW!!

"Sense and Sensitivity"
Lots and lots of Angel-bashing Cordy comments, mostly about Angel not appreciating her and Doyle's hard work chopping up monsters and such...the following was my favorite...
Best Quote : looking at Angel "I just find it endlessly fascinating that your instincts are so highly attuned to boring old evil, but you have yet to make any mention of these new shoes!"
Most Hideous Outfit: What oh WHAT is with these denim skirts!A red and white baseball sleeveless shirt and you guessed it... short denim skirt!

"In the Dark"
This is the big Spike crossover where Spike and Cordy engage in a rude comment fest. I think they would make a scorching couple.
Best Quote : turns to Oz.. "So how is good old Buffy, anyway? Still the brave little slayer, or is she moping around in the dark like.... Angel shoots her a vile look ....no body around here!"  
Most Hideous Outfit: Whoever does this girl's wardrobe should be shot. A brown drawstring skirt with a red sweater that for once was not like second skin, HOWEVER...brown and red...BLECH!

"Room with a View"
This was one of those "oh pity poor Cordy' episodes at first, but then she got to be her bitchy old self telling the old ghostie lady to get the hell out!
Best Quote: "I get it, you're a ghost, you're dead! Big accomplishment! Get over it! Oooooooo cold wind, scary! What are you gonna do, chap me to death?"
Most Hideous Outfit: Black tank and a red drawstring skirt, midriff ablazing!

"Somnambulist"
As if Angel wasn't guilt-ridden enough, now he gets to fell bad about another vampire's kills because he created him. Cordy offered her usual loving support, apparent in the comment below:
Best Quote: "And no offense, Angel, but maybe you are just commiting these horrible crimes in your dreams, but even so, I don't want to stick around for your nocturnal commissions!"
Most Hideous Outfit : Get this....a purple and white poncho..yes I said poncho...that looked just like a blanket...actually now that I think about it, it was kinda cool.

"Expecting"
Okay, this was a primo Cordy episode. We get to see her pregnant, which was a lot of laughs. In my own mind, anyway.
Best Quote: Cordy: "I learned something too. I learned men are e vil. Oh wait, I knew that. I learned that L.A. is full of self serving phonies. Nope, had that one down too! Oh! Sex is bad."
Angel: "We all knew that."
Most Hideous Outfit: A piece of triangular material that they wanted us to believe was a shirt
and an oh-so-shimmery skirt.

"The Bachelor Party"
Not much material in the way of making fun of Cordy here. (Sob!) Still, she offers a lot of usual negativity towards Angel, but her heart starts to melt for Doyle.
Best Quote: on her date with Mr. Boring Stock Exchange Man: "He could keep me in blue boxes for the rest of my life."
Angel: "Blue boxes?"
Cordy: snickering "Tiffany's!"
Most Hideous Outfit : Sadly, they were all normal. 

"She"
Cordy was okay in this show. She's growing a heart, damn it!  How great was that Angel dance sequence though?
Best Quote: sees Jhiera after she almost let Cordy die "Oh look who's here! Can I get you anything? Knife to our throat, you can run away?"
Most Hideous Outfit: Was there one that wasn't awful in this show? At her house party she had some kind of flowered brady bunch-like smock on, but the worst was a brown patterned shirt with a huge tie in the back and a skirt that looked like a patchwork quilt on the bottom.

"I've Got You Under My Skin"
Cordy's back! Apparently her mourning period is waaaay over! She's back to the girl we all know and hate!
Best Quote: to Ryan's family: " Hi, I'm Cordelia! Sorry about the possession and everything!"
Most Hideous Outfit: There wasn't one this week, I think she wore them all in "She"! 

"The Prodigal"
Cordy installs a security system...needless to say, it doesn't work.
Best Quote: Angel: "You're back."
Cordy: "Very good, I-can't-tail-the-suspect-during-the-da y-because-I'll-burst-into-flames-private-eye!"
Most Hideous Outfit: Her "incognito" outfit, pink jacket, blond wig, big black shades, groovy patterned shirt, of course the midriff was oh so there.

"The Ring"
Angel gets a pounding while Cordy and Wesley scramble to save the soul saver.
Best Quote: "We weren't going to let anything happen to you....I mean beyond the slavery and severe beatings and stuff!"
Most Hideous Outfit: It wasn't so much an outfit as an article of clothing, a tiger print black and white coat. Blech! 

"Eternity"
Cordelia was the funniest I have ever seen her in this episode. She squeals when her and Rebecca (the living skeleton) go shopping and she has a ton of very funny moments in general. We get to see her act (or should I say not act).And here's something that is scaring me, I am starting to like her AND her clothes.   
Best Quote: Let me set the scene for this one. Angelus is back, even if only temporarily because of a happy pill slipped in his drink, and he is making fun of Cordy's acting. Cordy confronts him with a bottle of water. She tells him it's holy water and wackiness ensues:
Cordy: "Why do you think I have a stake in my desk and a cross in my bag? I think about this happening every single day!"
Angelus: "It's just drinking water...."
Cordy: "Fresh from a mountain spring delivered right to our door, then blessed every second Tuesday by Father Mackie, the local parish priest while you're down in the batcave sleeping through the better part of the day!"
She splashes him with it and it turns out it is just plain water .
Cordy: "And the oscar goes to!"    
Most Hideous Outfit: Red leather pants and a yellow tank top? Does she work at McDonald's part time or something?

"Five By Five"
Cordelia gets knocked out by Faith. And she doubts Angel when he tries to help a punky punk. Bad Cordy, bad! She can be sweet, but she never loses her bite!
Best Quote: Talking about Faith
Angel: "Giles said her mental state is borderline psychotic."
Cordy: "That explains her outfit." 
Most Hideous Outfit: I have to compliment the wardrobe department. Her clothes are looking smashing lately.  And no, that's not being sarcastic.

"Sanctuary"
Cordy only appears in the first few minutes of this epi, yet still manages to get all the great lines! She makes Angel sign some checks that are made out to her and goes on a paid vacation!
Best Quote: Angel: "Those were all made out to you."
Cordy: "Yeah."
Angel: "Paid vacation."
Cordy: "Like I'm gonna stick around here while psycho case is roaming loose downstairs with three tons of medeival weaponry? Not! Oh and I was thinking, sugar high maybe not a great idea."
Most Hideous Outfit: The only one she was shown in of course was horrid. A green skirt paired with a pink and brown striped halter top. YUCK!

"War Zone"
Cordy's interaction with millionaire blackmailed software tycoon is hysterical. I have two favorite Cordy quotes from this one.:
Best Quotes:
1. The trio questions tycoon(David, not THE David)  about what he is being blackmailed for.
Cordy: "Did someone find out you were a big nerd?"
David: "No, that's actually on record."
2. Wesley and Cordy meet with Richie Rich again, receive a whopping paycheck and are told to call him by his first name, David:
Cordy: "I like David. It's such a strong, masculine name. It just feels good in your mouth."  
Most Hideous Outfit: Some kind of renaissance-like type shirt with embroidery material on front and sheer black sleeves that somehow still managed to sport those now famous Cordy or should I say Charisma abs.  

"Blind Date"
This one was a sweeping Angel episode, not too much of Cordy.......and I say that like it's a BAD thing?!?
Best Quote:
Wesley: "Maybe Angel discovered a new speci es."
Cordy: "What? Helen Kelleris Homicidalis?"
Most Hideous Outfit: OKAY, I am CONVINCED that the wardrobe lady has been reading this page. Because, there was not ONE bad ensemble! 

"To Shanshu in LA"
Well, it's goodbye to our favorite trio for the season, but hey, don't they just go out with a bang! Angel WILL be human someday. (hopefully this time it WILL take) and Cordy gets a heart (maybe that will stick, too!) Can't wait to make fun of Darla's outfits. Maybe I will have to start a how slutty is Darla page, I mean how about that catholic school girl look! Now that's excellent material!
Best Quote: to Angel:
"How would you like a puppy? Oh right. A ficus? They're low maintenence!
Ant farm?"
Most Hideous Outfit: Another Marcia Brady ensemble. Red 60's-ish print shirt with black pants.