Badass Bastard of the Year Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now offering you a chance to vote for your favourite badass bastard of the year.

It is your duty to vote for the coolest, meanest of all bad guys.

Carefully chosen by a panel of highly skilled perverted fanatics, we give you:

The Nominees:

1. Lindsey McDonald:

High-ranking overachiever lawyer at Wolfram and Hart.

He struggled with his guilt for some time, yearning for greatness, torn between Good and Evil, on the verge of Salvation, only to finally enlist with the dark forces of Evil.

In doing so, not only did he push Angel away, denying his help and forgiveness.

He also helped bring a human Darla back to life, plotting with her against her Childe, which ultimately, after much dream-haunting and mind-toying, drives Angel to turn his back against the only people who ever really stood for family to him.

On the plus side: Lindsey benefits from a twisted personality, an extremely sexy figure and very handsome features. Full lips, cute dimples, and not to forget those clear blue smiling eyes of his.

On the wild side: One awfully badly crafted prosthetic hand. Bad taste in women.

2. Spike, AKA William the Bloody:

Once a bad ass Vampyre, this bleached blonde hunk of an evil being, has done plenty of Nasty in his un-life, including terminating two Slayers, and attempting murder just about a billion times on the person of Buffy and her friends.

One scarred eyebrow shots up and a few shots of cheap whiskey later, Spike starts singing along the Sex Pistols.

But an intervention from the Initiave, and one electronic chip implanted in his brain, de-fanged him. Though he’s maimed a few in his old days, he is not able to harm human beings anymore. There fore, he’s decided to turn against his own kind, hunting and torturing Angel down in L.A., among other niceties.

Teaming up with Buffy doesn’t put his evil plotting mind at rest, and he still has a few tricks up his sleeve.

On the plus side: Delightful British accent. Terrific sarcasm. Capable of unconditional love.

On the wild side: Always choosing the wrong women (Dru, Harm, Buff), he’s love’s bitch. He never gets things his way, and never actually manages to finish what he starts.

3. Angel:

One quote from Spike in L.A., mimicking our “Black-clad hunk of a night-thing” sums it up: “You see, I was once a bad ass Vampyre. But love, and a pesky curse, de-fanged me. And now I’m just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth.”

Really? This Year’s season has proved that a disillusioned Angel with a battered Soul could be even more despicable than his old soul-free Angelus self. He turned against his friends, fired them, mocked their feelings… In a word, he became King of Betrayal, Mr. Cynical, and broodier than ever.

Worst treason of all, his romantic “Interlude” with Darla:

{Toni: “Well, I guess a man is only just a man.”

Col. Mustard: “Yeah. Even a man with Fangs.”}

On the plus side: The Darker, the Sexier?

On the wild side: We get some action, and our lean, mean, bastard back.

The name of the Winner will be revealed on this website shortly.

To follow: “The bad ass bitch award of the year” and the “Who deserves to die first” Poll.