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Lesbians and Munchies, Oh Me!
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© March 2001 by Katt
As a child we all saw the story of Dorothy and Toto in the land of Oz. Who can forget the good Witch and the wicked Witch, and those cute little Munchkins? Well, Dorothy is about to return to Oz and as you will see, there have been some changes.
"There's no place like home... There's no place like home... There's no place like home..."
When Dorothy opened her eyes, she had not returned to Kansas as she expected. She was still in Oz, except...it didn't look like Oz any more. The Emerald City had changed.
The first thing Dorothy was aware of was one of those little Munchkins under her skirt tickling her pussy.
"Stop that!" she said, pulling the horny little muncher out by his ear.
"That wasn't very nice, and you had better put your clothes back on," she ordered him.
Then she realized that none of the Munchkins were wearing clothes. Oz had been converted to a nudist colony. The Wizard had returned to be the manager and activities director, and was acting a little strange. The entire place was now owned by two lesbian sisters of the East and West.
As Dorothy stood shaking her head in an attempt to clear her thoughts, she remembered the Tin Man and the Scarecrow, and of course, that wimpy Lion.
"What happened to my friends? Are they still here?"
"Well," replied the Munchkin mayor somewhat reluctantly.
"The Scarecrow got his brain, but a year later went to jail for income tax evasion. The Tin Man not only grew a heart, but a penis too. One night he went after the East Witch. She waved her magic wand, and we haven't seen him since. The Lion, well, he got his courage and went into politics. Last time we heard, he was being impeached somewhere for unethical behavior with an 18 year old aid and a cigar."
"Oh, that's terrible!" cried Dorothy.
"I've been away from Kansas for such a long time. I would like to go back, but I suppose that's impossible now."
"No, not at all," replied Elmer Munchkin.
"But to return you will need to take the sisters' Magic Ruby Vibrator away from them. It will be very dangerous, but don't worry. We'll help you. First, though, you must be prepared."
With a ring of a bell, six more Munchkins popped out of the bushes, took Dorothy by the hand, and led her into the dressing room.
They entered a beautifully decorated room and began helping her off with her clothes. Dorothy felt a little embarrassed at first. She had never been undressed by seven little Munchkins before (she did however, have a friend, Snow White, who had recently been through that experience). The little munchies were so friendly and cute, she just couldn't say no. She lifted her arms as they slid off her top, and then removed her pants. Before long she was completely naked.
"Where are you taking my clothes?" she asked.
"I'm going to need them."
"Not while you're in Oz, you won't."
"No one wears clothes in Oz", declared the Munchkin as he threw her clothes out the window, secretly stuffing her panties down the front of his vest.
They sat her down in a comfortable chair and went to work. Two of them brushed her hair. Two more began buffing her finger nails. Behind her, two more prepared a hot bath. The last Munchkin, Ernie, had a very special job. It seemed that the two sisters like women with shaved pussies. Dorothy would have to be shaved. That was Ernie's job.
Ernie carefully eased Dorothy's legs apart and sized up his work.
"Hmmm," he said curiously.
"I have never seen one this big before."
He filled his little hands with shaving cream and applied it generously between Dorothy's legs.
"What are you doing to me down there?" she asked.
"Are you going to shave me, or play with me?"
Ernie looked up with a twinkle in his eye. He intended to do both.
He took our his razor and began to shave very carefully. He didn't want to nick her nooky.
Soon he was finished. Her pussy was as soft and smooth as a baby's bottom. Ernie leaned down and gave it a little kiss. Dorothy giggled, then sent him away.
After all that excitement, Dorothy noticed that she had to pee (well...she had been asleep for almost 30 years...you'd have to pee,
too). That was a problem. You see, the Munchkins don't pee, so Dorothy had trouble explaining to them what she needed to do. Finally one of them understood and held a little tin cup between her legs.
"Well, I guess that will have to do," she told him with a smile.
It did.
"Time for your bath," she heard from behind, and two little guys took her by the hand and led her to the bath tub. A Munchkin tub is much too small for Dorothy to sit in, so she had to be bathed while standing up. To accomplish this, one of the Munchkins would stand on the shoulders of
another. The top munchie would bathe her from the waist up. The other would bathe her from the waist down. Dorothy smiled as they flipped a coin to see who got which half.
For the next few minutes the two little munchers did a good job bathing her, making sure her entire body was squeaky clean. The top muncher liked to tease. When he was finished, he splashed Dorothy's nipples with cold water, then giggled as he watched them swell.
"Stop that right now," she ordered him, but it was too late.
Her nipples were like pink pearls on the tips of her breasts. She wanted to be angry, but he was so cute. She just smiled.
The lower munchie was still busy bathing her. Dorothy was impressed. He was doing such a good job...maybe a little too good. When he was finished he gave her a little pat and a kiss on the butt.
"My, everyone is so friendly," Dorothy exclaimed.
As she turned to step out of the tub a little muncher kissed her right between her legs.
"Now that will be enough of that. You sure are horny little guys, aren't you?"
"You're all ready to see the sisters."
"They are expecting you," Ernie reported.
"The Munchkins will help you find your way to the castle."
"But remember, you have to get the Magic Ruby Vibrator before the clock strikes midnight. Oops. Wrong story. Well, just get the Ruby Vibrator. And be careful."
Off she went with the Munchkins lined up behind her shouting, "Follow the purple brick road (you were expecting yellow?)," and singing, "We're off to see the sisters, the lesbian sisters of Oz..."
Who knows what surprises lurk along the trail and what new friends Dorothy and Toto may find on the way...
