Bb7  Eb     Bb7     Eb   Bb7    Eb
                         AS A CHILD, I  WENT WILD WHEN A BAND PLAYED,
                          Bb7   Eb  Bb7    Eb  Bb7      Eb
                          HOW I RAN TO THE MAN WHEN HIS HAND SWAYED,
                        Eb7    Ab   Eb7     Ab   Eb7   Ab
                        CLAR-I-NETS WERE MY PETS AND A SLIDE TROM-BONE
                                Eb           F7         Bb7
                                I THOUGH WAS SIM-PLY DI-VINE.
                       Bb7    Eb   Bb7       Eb    Bb7     Eb
                       BUT TO-DAY, WHEN THEY PLAY, I COULD HISS THEM,
                            Bb7    Eb  Bb7  Eb  Bb7   Eb  Bb  Eb
                            EV-'RY BAR IS A JAR TO MY SYS-TEM.
                 Db° F7                    F       Bb   F#7  C7 F7   Bb7
                 BUT THERE'S ONE MUS-I-CAL IN-STRU-MENT THAT I  CALL MINE;

              Bb7      Eb   Bb7         Eb   Bb7          Eb        Bb7   Eb
              I LOVE A PIAN-O, I LOVE A PIAN-O, I LOVE TO HEAR SOME-BOD-Y PLAY
                 Eb7  Ab        Eb7      Ab       Eb7     Ab       Eb7 Ab7 C°7
              UP-ON A PIAN-O, A GRAND PI-A-NO, IT SIM-PLY CAR-RIES ME  A-  WAY
                         Bb7      Eb   Bb7 Eb         Gm    C7
                         I KNOW A FINE WAY TO TREAT A STEIN-WAY,
                  F7                        Bb7      E°7       Bb7
                  I LOVE TO RUN MY FIN-GERS O'ER THE KEYS, THE I-VOR-IES.
       Bb7          Eb  Bb7           Eb            Bb7    Eb      Bb7   Eb
       AND WITH THE PED-AL, I LOVE TO MED-DLE, WHEN PAD-DA-REW-SKI COMES THIS WAY,
         Eb7       Ab           Eb7    Ab        Eb7    Ab          Eb7 Ab  Eb°
         I'M SO DE-LIGHT-ED, IF I'M IN-VI-TED TO HEAR A LONG-HAIRED GEN-IUS PLAY.
                       Gb°7    Bb7       Gm  D   Bb7
                       SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FID-DLE AND YOUR BOW,
                         Bb7       C° B°7 Bb°7 A°7 Ab°7  Eb F7
                         GIVE ME A P -I   -A  -N  -O,   OH, OH,
           Bb7     E7   C7 Bb7            Eb Bb7    F#°   F7         Bb7   Eb
         I LOVE TO STOP RIGHT  BE-SIDE AN UP-RIGHT, OR  A HIGH-TONED BA-BY GRAND.

                          Bb7    Eb    Bb7    Eb   Bb7       Eb
                          WHEN A GREEN TET-RA-ZINE STARTS TO WAR-BLE,
                            Bb7    Eb   Bb7   Eb  Bb7      Eb
                            I GROW COLD AS AN OLD PIECE OF MAR-BLE,
                        Eb7  Ab   Eb7    Ab    Eb7     Ab          Eb
                        I AL-LUDE TO THE CRUDE LIT-TLE PAR-TY SING-ER
                                 Eb        F7           Bb7
                                 WHO DON'T KNOW WHEN TO PAUSE
                             Bb7    Eb   Bb7  Eb   Bb7    Eb
                             AT HER BEST I DE-TEST THE SO-PRAN-O,
                             Bb7   Eb  bB7    Eb  Bb7    Eb   Bb Eb
                             BUT I RUN TO THE ONE AT THE PIAN-O.
                  Db° F7                  F        Bb   F#7 C7     F7 Bb7
                  I   AL-WAYS LOVE THE AC-COMP-'NI-MENT AND THAT'S BE-CAUSE:

               Bb7      Eb   Bb7         Eb   Bb7          Eb        Bb7   Eb
               I LOVE A PIAN-O, I LOVE A PIAN-O, I LOVE TO HEAR SOME-BOD-Y PLAY
                  Eb7  Ab        Eb7      Ab       Eb7     Ab       Eb7 Ab7 C°7
               UP-ON A PIAN-O, A GRAND PI-A-NO, IT SIM-PLY CAR-RIES ME  A-  WAY
                           Bb7      Eb   Bb7 Eb         Gm    C7
                           I KNOW A FINE WAY TO TREAT A STEIN-WAY,
                    F7                        Bb7      E°7       Bb7
                    I LOVE TO RUN MY FIN-GERS O'ER THE KEYS, THE I-VOR-IES.
         Bb7          Eb  Bb7           Eb            Bb7    Eb      Bb7   Eb
         AND WITH THE PED-AL, I LOVE TO MED-DLE, WHEN PAD-DA-REW-SKI COMES THIS WAY,
           Eb7       Ab           Eb7    Ab        Eb7    Ab          Eb7 Ab  Eb°
           I'M SO DE-LIGHT-ED, IF I'M IN-VI-TED TO HEAR A LONG-HAIRED GEN-IUS PLAY.
                         Gb°7    Bb7       Gm  D   Bb7
                         SO YOU CAN KEEP YOUR FID-DLE AND YOUR BOW,
                           Bb7       C° B°7 Bb°7 A°7 Ab°7  Eb F7
                           GIVE ME A P -I   -A  -N  -O,   OH, OH,
             Bb7     E7   C7 Bb7            Eb Bb7    F#°   F7         Bb7   Eb
           I LOVE TO STOP RIGHT  BE-SIDE AN UP-RIGHT, OR  A HIGH-TONED BA-BY GRAND.