Eclectech
My animated accompaniment to DogHorse's ditty about the UK's favourite royal consort. Contains a lot of rudeness and even more kazoos. You can download the MP3 (2MB) or view the full lyrics at Stablesound.

Anagram Genius
Rearranging the letters of 'Camilla Parker Bowles' gives:

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Silly Jokes
£18.95 + P&P Top quality, beautifully painted, flexible vinyl mask which goes over your whole head. Light to wear.

Have a Laugh at Cowmilla!

Prince Charlie's gal, Camilla Parker Bowles came to New York to get a complete makeover from the famed Oscar de la Renta. . . . "Hey is that a Renta face . . . I can see it now "Renta Face, coming to a mall near you.

...and the menu for this wonderful swar'ee (?) is being described as traditional English fare...so, it kind of means - inedible I think basically... has actually been prepared of all people by Camilla Parker Bowles. Yes, already I think all the RSVPs are coming back with...Charles...they say... Camilla Parker Bowles is cooking...arrrrrrr....it's BYO..."Dear Charles, sorry we can't make it to your New Years Eve Party, but quite frankly I'd rather be at home gnawing my own testicles off...and one of these has even come from the Queen...lets go talk to the kids on the couch !!!

Prince Charles sent Princes William and Harry to watch his companion Camilla Parker Bowles ride in a fox hunt Monday. One of the boys was heard yelling “It went in the tunnel Camilla. it went in the tunnel!”

Anagram... Camilla Parker-Bowles = I'm Palace balls-worker

"England's least loved equine Camilla Parker Bowles"

Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles were photographed together as a couple in public for the first time in their 25 year relationship.

And all this time I thought they were the same person.

Prince Charles turned 51 today. The Prince spent the day riding his horse.
But, enough about Camilla Parker Bowles.

Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a corgi, crushing it to a pulp.
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.'
They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.
'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'