Collective…Collector

Author: Jett Wall

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Paramount owns…yadda, yadda, yadda


“She said she missed the Collective not the collector, Kathryn!” Chakotay shouted shaking his head in frustration.

“Collective…collector. What’s the difference?” Kathryn replied unfazed.

“Well…” Chakotay explains, trying patient reasoning “one assimilates while the other incinerates”

“Well, excuse me! Next time have her clarify. Wait, there won’t be a next time will there?” She purrs evilly.

Chakotay’s left shaking in his boots as the Captain walks off saying over her shoulder…

“I guess this means I won’t be allowed to take out the garbage anymore. Crap, one little mistake!”

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