“Seven and Chakotay died.”

Janeway gasped.

“What? How?”

“Commander Chakotay’s neck was broken. Seven was impaled.”

Janeway stared at the two bodies, horrified.

“What caused this?”

“Sex.”

“I thought you fixed her neural node!”

The Doctor’s face clouded over. “I did.”

“Then... how?”

The Doctor sighed.

“Apparently, Commander Chakotay got carried away. He seemed to have overlooked her virginity. Seven of Nine reacted instinctively to an attack, and broke his neck.”

“But how did she..?”

“Seven stumbled through Chakotay’s quarters, and in the darkness, she tripped and was impaled upon the statue Chakotay bought yesterday.”

“The phallic one?

“The phallic one.”

“Ouch.”