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Now, we won't even think to compare it to the level that Andy Kaufmann took his fight with Jerry Lawler, or even compare it to a Jerry Springer show...it's just good entertainment. Here are the logs of the chat sessions that we cut and pasted as we battled half-wits and morons (just like wrestling fans -but that includes me).
(11:46:16) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! : Enters the room...
(11:48:57) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! : I shall apply the flying butt pliers to you all! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
(11:49:37) 2D BEAR* : does anyone else think to day is slow and boring....
(11:51:06) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! says to 2D BEAR*: Boring! What do you mean boring!? *putting you in a chicken-wing-eye-rake*
(11:52:37) 2D BEAR* says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!!: do I what????
(11:53:09) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! says to 2D BEAR*: [repeats statement]
(11:54:12) 2D BEAR* says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!!: just not awhole lot going on in the rooms or icq...no one I know has been around much.....must be a new position...I think I will just reverse it on to you....
(11:57:48) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! says to 2D BEAR*: OOH! Reversed into a suplex pile driver! That hurt! Take THIS!! *top rope corkscrew noogie*
(11:58:30) 2D BEAR* PRIVATELY whispers to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! : don't make me wrestle...as I do the ddp....your finished...the woman wins...
(12:01:49) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion!! says to 2D BEAR*: OH! Mixed gender match! I wasn't expecting that! It's not in my contract *eyes watering* I must say Buenos Dias!!
(14:51:40) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : Enters the room...
(14:54:22) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : Enters the room...
(14:56:11) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : *applying a butt-floss deathlock around my computer* AARRRGG!! You cannot defeat the heavyweight champion with such cheating....
(14:57:33) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to *wants older woman: Well I want a challenger to the championship!!
(14:59:18) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to Decency unmasked: AGK! Please wrestle with the mask on!!! You are ugly!!!
(15:00:41) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to superstud: Are You related to Big John Studd?? I beat him in a lights out, funky chicken match.
(15:01:24) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© shouts to ALL (and draws a glare from the hotel manager): jjjoey PRIVATELY whispers to !!*Up Close Personal(F): will you suck me?.........as I punch him then Slap him too
(15:02:35) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to jjjoey: OHHH A FIGHT!! *climbs to the top rope and jumps off with a vicious flying elbow*
(15:03:19) Liza Jane says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: *LMAO* A mexican Luchadore eh ? (I know I spelled Luch... wrong but what the hell? )
(15:04:39) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to Liza Jane: Not just any luchador...the heavyweight champion (well I'm only 80 lbs overweight...so I guess that makes me the overweight champion)
(15:05:01) Liza Jane says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: *LMAO*
(15:07:14) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to Liza Jane: Well, no one in this room seems big enough to take on El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion, so I'm going to challenge another chatroom.
(15:08:31) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith PRIVATELY whispers to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: Come on man I'll take you....whipping him across the ropes
(15:10:06) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion shouts to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith (and draws a glare from the hotel manager): OH sneak attack! You're a dirty player!!! I'll get you with this... *attempts to put you in a rolling eye socket toe breaker*
(15:11:02) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to zippy: Hmm. In this areana the crowd seems to be against me... I shall overcome anyways...
(15:12:09) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: Oh....don't be sad....perhaps you forgot the wings....or the adhesive strip is pullin' at someones pubes or something! *patting your back and laffin'*
(15:13:10) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith shouts to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion (and draws a glare from the hotel manager): catches this puny weakling and hoists him up for a gorilla press........everybody in the house if you want me to toss this wimp over the top ropes gimme a oh hell yeh!!!!!
(15:13:23) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: Maybe you should have came in as a tampax......then we could go swimming, play tennis, hiking...etc......*LMAO*
(15:13:50) Honey agrees with zippy: *LOL*
(15:14:16) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to zippy: Are you making fun of my mask?? This mask made up of feminine hygeine products was handed down from my grandfather who was El Sanitary Napkin I to my father who was El Sanitary Napkin II to me now!!
(15:15:21) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© shouts to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith (and draws a glare from the hotel manager): OH HELL YEAH
(15:15:39) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: Moi???? Why I wouldn't make fun of a sanitary napkin....but I can't help wondering if you are only getting "it" once a month! *patting you on the back again*
(15:16:08) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: DOH! I didn't know this was a WWF chatroom! I'm in the wrong federation...and me without my contract...
(15:16:23) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith softly nudges El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: sorry dude.... someone said hell yeh! Have a nice trip! *throws him into the crowd*
(15:16:34) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: *LMfuckin' AO at myself* That was funny!
(15:17:06) Decency unmasked agrees with zippy: yes it was!
(15:17:09) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to zippy: Well I only have to defend the title once a month...
(15:19:21) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion shouts to ALL (and draws a glare from the hotel manager): AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! Even though I am a Luchador I cannot fly this far..... *landing into a pile of chairs only cushioned by the lap of one really huge lady that you see at all the wrestling events*
(15:19:55) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: What title????? "Crotch mattress for a week" ?????? Boy your goals are low....I would at least shoot for the "got closer to a snatch than you did" title!!!!!
(15:20:06) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith says to !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*©: You're masochistic...you know that? :o) THREE....tosses her on top of that tampon dude
(15:20:36) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : *limps back to the dressing room*
(15:21:03) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: soft landing anyways......hey napkin dude kill this homo will ya....*LMAO*
(15:21:12) zippy says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: *ROTF at myself again and maintaining giggle status!*
(15:21:20) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: YES!!! This is getting my aggressions out! *goes outside of the ring....grabs the little guy by his mask YUK and suplexes him onto the cement floor
(15:22:45) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*©: What does milk have to do with anything??
(15:23:15) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: here's the Stone Cold Stuner for you....**grabbing you slamming you face on to my shoulder then the floor** Leaving you chainsaw charlie
(15:23:54) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...: I for got * For chainsaw charlie*
(15:24:59) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : Enters the room...
(15:25:15) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith says to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: Throws him back into the ring and places him in a TOMBSTONE piledriver ......... goes for the cover......
(15:25:57) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion : Computer will not beat me for the championship *reverses the boot*
(15:26:31) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith Putting you in the sharpshooter
(15:27:01) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*© says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: Give up you Goof!! *LOL*
15:27:11) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: Thank goodness for outside interference...
(15:27:35) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith winks at !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*©: this is too fun..... I mean.... OUCH!!!
(15:28:37) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith PRIVATELY whispers to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: NOT FIGHTING BACK HUH? LUCKY THIS CRAZY WOMAN IS TRYING TO >>>>>NOTE THE WORD TRYING>>>>>>TO BEAT ME UP!!!!!!
(15:30:19) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion PRIVATELY whispers to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: Well, you're the one not looking for much!! And a Steve Austin ripoff for a two bit cyberporn federation. AT LEAST I AM orginal! I am the only El Sanitary Napkin!
(15:31:24) !!*Up Close & Personal(F)¨*©says to !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: and now Here come CHYNA!!
(15:31:27) !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith PRIVATELY whispers to El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion: All right dude..... you got me there....I am not a feminine hygiene product.....
(15:31:38) El Sanitary Napkin~~Lucha Libre Heavyweight Champion scowls at !@NotLookingFor(M)uch...JustAHammerToSmashMyComputerWith: I shall return for a grudge match later....I have to go do some taco eating to bulk up to the overweight championship level!
