Conversation

Xena: "Tell you what--the next bad guys we come across is yours. The next seven little bad guys we come across are yours." Gabrielle: "Little? Is that a crack about my height?." Xena: "No, they're just harder for me to reach." Xena: "My Grandma used to sit in this chair. She'd rock and she'd tell us stories about the Olympian gods." Ares: "Bet you never thought you'd grow up to kill most of them, did you?" Ares: "oh, no, no, no. Don't do that. We'll never get rid of it." Gabrielle: "Maybe we don't want to get rid of him." Ares: "Is there anything you and I agree on.... (Gabrielle sends a glance towards Xena).... oh, yeah, anything else?" Gabrielle: "There's wisdom in the Amazon ways." Xena: "Like the time they painted you blue and made you howl at the moon to consecrate your queenliness?" Xena:"Who are you?" Warrior: "They call me Battling Seeki!" Xena: "No one ever called you that. You just made that up. And unless you want to be Dead Seeki, you'll be moving along." Gabrielle: "No! No look, you promise me, if something happens to me you will not become a monster." Xena: "Never change, Gabrielle. I like you just the way you are. Now go get some sleep." Gabrielle: "Does an Amazon Queen beat a Warrior Princess?" Xena: "Do you really want to find out?" Ares: "I wish I knew you were looking for a father." Xena: "I'm not." Ares: "Well, it sure looks like someone got the job." Gabrielle: "How can you not know how you got pregnant?" Xena: "Look, we've been over this a hundred times." Gabrielle: "Hmm. Maybe Ares did a god thing..... When was the last time you saw Hercules?" Lucifer: "You belong to me!" Xena: "The HELL I do!" Xena: "No, I have no poison dart marks!" Joxer: "Is that a hickey?" Ares: "What? That rough'n'tumble with Livia?...You're not jealous are you?" Xena: "Of a Roman wanna-be? Hardly." Callisto: "Ohhh Xeeena, I missed you!" Xena: "You never wrote." Ares: "No, No for years I mourned you!" Xena: "Yes, you looked positively GRIEF stricken when I saw you in the arena."