Xena Quotes













"I'm  not looking for redemption anymore. Gabrielle, we're always talking about your spiritual quest. You say that you need something to make you feel complete. Well, so do I." -Locked up and tied down


"I think that anyone who writes like you can-who find grace and meaning in everything that happens- she's sure to make a wonderful queen, and that's worth sticking around to see." -Kindred spirits

"There are people you meet who walk in and out of your life like ghosts, and after they're gone, you find that they've left a part of themselves with you. It's as if, in some small ways, their spirits helps to find who you are and what you want to bring to the world." -Purity

"Gabrielle! Monkey man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obesessions of yours and fish don't catch themselves!"-Fems,Fins,and Gems.

"Riseandshineyafilthyrottenmoanandpissasassafrassinargh!"-Been There Done That.

Hush now my little one, please don`t you cry. Lay your head down on that shoulder in sight. Sun`s gone away, but momma will pray. Sun will keep on you while youre asleep. -Xena's Lullaby to little Eve

"If anything happens to her while she's in your custody, you'll have me to deal with, and trust me … you ain't ready for that." - Coming Home -

"What's the matter, God of War, you afraid of a girl?" - Coming Home -

"Well, that's the last time I let an evil demon do the decorating."

"Eve, sweetheart, if you can't stand the heat, then get the Hell out of my kitchen!"

"Besmirch -- is that even a real word?"

"What is this? A scumbag convention?" - Old Ares Had A Farm -

"You know what, sweetie? You talk too much."

"It's impossible! I cannot be pregnant! If you weren't such a quack, you would know that getting pregnant involves certain physical requirements that I haven't met in a long time! And I mean a very long time! No one. Zilch. Zippo. I am a love-free zone. Therefore, it is utterly impossible that I be 'up the duff'!"

"Make it snappy. I've got a lot of single, Greek losers to turn down."
                - Lyre, Lyre Hearts On Fire -

"For crying out loud, what century are you living in?!"

"Alright, now, I'm not mad. I'm just very, very disappointed." - Punch Line -

"Neither of you is going to leave me. Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life … [to Eve] … and you're my great hope. So, I'm not going to let either of you go." - Motherhood -

"I need a volunteer ... I pick you."

"Yeah, don't be shy. Your mother wasn't"











 









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