"New outfit. New religion. Same old wacko underneath."

"You hurt Gabrielle and I will change you in ways that are anything but peaceful."

"Alright, you know the drill. Thirty seconds, you die, no blood to the brain."

"Well, if it's my head you want, then take it. Quite frankly, it's driving me crazy."   - The Furies -

"Gabrielle, tell him ... do the Bard thing."

"I'm going to use you as a shield, Gabrielle ... just kidding."

"Son of a Bacchae!"

"Joxer, you can barely kill time."

"Either you start filling in some holes, or I start making them."

"Sorry about your soldiers, we were playing tag in the forum."

"There are people you meet who walk in and out of your life like ghosts, and after they're gone, you find that they've left a part of themselves with you. It's as if, in some small way, their spirit helps to find who you are and what you want to bring to the world."

"Any fool can risk his life, it takes a hero to risk his heart."

"That's just a myth. Guys don't go blind from doing that."

"The eyes of a child are innocent. They can see the world in ways that we have long forgotten."

"If there's one thing that I've learned it's that anything that looks too good

"That's the funny thing about people. Just when you think you've got them figured out, they show a completely different side to their character."

Xena: "Gabrielle, if I only had 30 seconds to live, this is how I'd want to live them, looking into your eyes."  - Friend In Need Part One