the adventures of archie archbanger the twisted tale of archie archbanger's struggle to escape satan's grasp.

introduction
cast of characters
prologue iv: something bad happens in santa fe
prologue iii: a coalition is formed
prologue ii: an anti-coalition coalition (or a coalition against coalitions) is formed
prologue i: a battle between good and evil
episode i: it happens
episode ii: a reunion
episode iii: everything starts all over again
episode iv: archie finds some drugs
episode v: hell freezes over