JACKIE (8:17:59 PM): Aw. How sweet. Yes, standing by the shaving cream, my deoderant and facial wash in my hands, I felt that certain . . . something.

JACKIE (8:18:06 PM): That . . .pull.

Lzngnrsppf (8:18:14 PM): Tha......spark.

JACKIE (8:18:19 PM): I could hardly contain myself.

Lzngnrsppf (8:19:04 PM): Nor could I, Jackie....nor could I. SO I had to find some excuse.....something to get me away......I wouldn't have been able to handle myself. Not with....that deodorant.

JACKIE (8:19:51 PM): I know, it was almost too much. That Carribbean Cool scent was simply about to drive me mad, standing so close to you.

Lzngnrsppf (8:21:22 PM): So true.....so very very true.....and then, Jackie.....then something occured to me....what if I could somehow use the milk and eggs I was to purchase? Perhaps I could find some way to use them...with you.....but, alas, after I'd found the large grade A eggs and the 1% milk.....you had gone.....and I was alone.

JACKIE (8:23:36 PM): Oh my. Oh, dear, that simply makes me want to swoon. No one has ever said such things to me, ever thought such things about me . . . in such a . . . dairy way.

JACKIE (8:23:53 PM): Oh my darling! We cannot hide this any longer!

JACKIE (8:24:03 PM): I have something to say.

JACKIE (8:24:06 PM): I . . .

Lzngnrsppf (8:24:09 PM): And what's more, Jackie......just now........as I stick my roasted turkey in the oven......I thought of you.

Lzngnrsppf (8:24:20 PM): Yes?!

JACKIE (8:24:25 PM): Oooooooh, that make me shiver with delight.

JACKIE (8:24:30 PM): I .

JACKIE (8:24:33 PM): I love....

Lzngnrsppf (8:24:35 PM): But, Jackie, you were saying?!

JACKIE (8:24:38 PM): I love milke!

Lzngnrsppf (8:24:38 PM): Yes? Yes?!!

JACKIE (8:24:40 PM): fuck.

JACKIE (8:24:43 PM): I mean milk!

JACKIE (8:24:49 PM): I love milk, not milke.

Lzngnrsppf (8:24:50 PM): Oh, yes!!!! Me too!!!! Oh, God, how I love milk.

JACKIE (8:25:03 PM): This cannot just be coincidence!

Lzngnrsppf (8:25:45 PM): I hope it isn't, Jackie. For once in my life I hope that my finding another person who, like myself, enjoys milk is not just a coincidence.

JACKIE (8:26:17 PM): Not with that connection we made by the shaving cream.

JACKIE (8:26:23 PM): Never!

Lzngnrsppf (8:26:25 PM): Certainly not!

Lzngnrsppf (8:26:36 PM): Oh, then it must be true!

Lzngnrsppf (8:26:52 PM): I've found my....my dairy soul-mate!

Lzngnrsppf (8:26:59 PM): At her name....is Jackie.

JACKIE (8:27:22 PM): At last! Oh, Dave. I cannot express how long I've waited for this day, dreamt about this day.

Lzngnrsppf (8:27:29 PM): As have I!

JACKIE (8:27:32 PM): And . . . that it is you, oh . . .

JACKIE (8:28:28 PM): My life is now complete.

Lzngnrsppf (8:28:47 PM): Yes.....yes......my life is complete as well.

JACKIE (8:29:12 PM): Please! You must share with me. I'm going to get milk and cookies! You should do the same, and over the internet, we can eat them . . . together!

Lzngnrsppf (8:29:28 PM): Oh, Jackie....Jackie, but I have no cookies!

Lzngnrsppf (8:29:55 PM): But I will have some milk! With you, over the internet, I shall have some milk.

JACKIE (8:32:15 PM): I await it with pleasure, dairy soul mate.

Lzngnrsppf (8:32:24 PM): Jackie, since I am at a lack of cookies....when I was pouring my milk, amidst dairy-filled daydreams of you in a cheese bikini, I decided that I would still consume some chocolate fudge cookie dough while you enjoy your milk.

Lzngnrsppf (8:32:36 PM): So here I am, Jackie. Here I am with my milk and cookie dough.

JACKIE (8:32:56 PM): Oh! We are perfectly matched.

Lzngnrsppf (8:33:11 PM): Oh, God, this cookie dough tastes soooo good with this smooth, creamy milk.

Lzngnrsppf (8:33:36 PM): Do you, too, have chocolate fudge cookie dough?

JACKIE (8:34:09 PM): I know! My thin mints are positively titilating with my tall glass of rich, creamy milk.

Lzngnrsppf (8:34:20 PM): Oh, that sounds so wonderful.

Lzngnrsppf (8:34:59 PM): It's true, then. We are dairy soul mates. No other pair of people could enjoy so wonderful a treat as milk and cookies just as much as each other at the same time. There's no doubt in my mind of our dairy soul mate..ness.

JACKIE (8:35:04 PM): It is, oh, it is, but it is made much more so, just by your virtual presence.

JACKIE (8:35:24 PM): Yes! We shall go on, forever and ever.

Lzngnrsppf (8:35:28 PM): Indeed, Jackie. Indeed we shall.

Lzngnrsppf (8:36:12 PM): Though my milk and cookie dough are gone, their essence shall forever remain....in....your essence.

JACKIE (8:38:24 PM): As shall mine.

JACKIE (8:38:29 PM): In. Yours.

JACKIE (8:38:33 PM): Yes.

Lzngnrsppf (8:38:38 PM): Yes.

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