charlie a lesson about gays, by dave brown charlie was a silly boy a silly boy indeed he didn't like to play with toys instead, he liked to read and oh, the things that he would read oh, the things he'd read indeed charlie was a silly boy because he really liked to read charlie's parents disapproved of all the things that charlie liked but what he liked most of all was a little boy named mike charlie really liked this mike about this mike, he would write he'd write pornographic books about this mike he really liked but mike was a homophobe and charlie, well, he wasn't you see, charlie was a little gay boy mike didn't find this very pleasant so one day charlie was reading gay porn and mike walked up with some rope he wrapped the rope 'round charlie's neck and then proceeded to choke needless to say, charlie died charlie's mom and daddy cried so they killed mike's parents and mike committed suicide so the moral of the story is boys will be boys, and that's how it is but if you bash on gays like this your parents will die