sue's cow a children's book by dave brown i once knew this girl her name was Sue she'd go to the zoo with her friend stu sue and stu would look at sows they always found them there, somehow but their favorite thing of all was cows i know this all. don't ask me how so one day at their favorite zoo when sue took stu and stu took sue to see the little piggy sows sue said to stu "i want a cow" so stu said "fine. but first, let's dine i'm rather quite hungry, so if you don't mind i know a place that suits us well it's called hambergers" (they didn't know how to spell) so stu took sue to have a meal and stu told sue to try some veal she did and said "oh my! how tasty!!" and stu just grinned quite menacingly he said "you like that? it's tasty, right?" sue nodded and bit off another bite "how do they make this, stu? tell me how!" "get this, sue...it's made from dead baby cow!" sue spit out her bite and started to cry i find this amusing, don't ask me why. "i'd much rather have eaten some pork" said sue, who then killed stu with a fork. sue found this relieving and let out a sigh "i still want a cow" said sue to her guy but sorry to say, stu didn't reply he was dead, you see, because sue killed him. so sue left stu and went to the zoo to look for the cows, what else would she do? she came up upon them and reached for her prod "i wouldn't do that, sue" said god. sue shrugged that away and started to drool once she had this cow sue would rule. so sue zapped the poor beast but not for a feast it fell at her feet she liked this part the least sue pulled out a rope and she tied up the cow and she took the thing home nothing could stop her, now sue named the cow "poke" once it awoke and then with a moo the cow, poke, spoke "hello, sue, I come from the zoo it's where i belong, and that much is true so please take me back. take me back, sue. or else i'll eat your baby like you ate mine."