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What is the dogs favourite city ?
New Yorkie !
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
"Well, doggone !"
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ?
A Great Dane out !
Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ?
Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !
Why do dogs wag their tails ?
"Because no one else will do it for them !"
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

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