Hello, Dolly!
A parody by Don A. Landhill
Copyright © 2000
(Based on the original Words and Music by Jerry Herman )
Hello, Dolly,
Well, hello, Dolly
It's so nice to see you back where you belong
Your butt looks swelled, Dolly
I can tell, Dolly
It's still glowin', you're still crowin'
Your tears flowin' strong
You saw the room swayin'
from his hand playin'
One of your old favorite beats on your back end
She earned the rap, fellas
Find her an empty lap, fellas
Dolly'll learn her lesson once again
Hello, Dolly,
Well, hello, Dolly
It's so nice to put you back where you belong.
Corners are swell, Dolly
Can't you tell, Dolly
Butt still glowin', you're still showin'
I spanked long and strong.
I felt my head, swayin'
when you tried, playin'
One of your old naughty tricks from way back when
Golly, gee, fellas
Find her a vacant knee, fellas
Dolly'll never go astray
Dolly, don't ever go astray
Dolly'll never go astray again
(Spoken quietly: When I get done with her)
-DAL Feb 2000
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Last Revised: 17 April 2000