La Fessee
An Anthem for Spankophones
By Don A. Landhill
Copyright © 2000
Arise you loyal sons of the paddle
the day of our glory is now at hand
Against us now is advancing
The fearful legion of brats,
The imprudent legion of brats,
against us, in all our newsgroups.
Can you see those atrocious young brats
working hard, to display their charms
and evade our rules, and our comandments?
To Crops, Oh Assvillians!
Set out, your implements
Spank on! Spank On!
That naughty girls
Shall drench our floors with tears.
-DAL May 2000
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