Oh, What a Beautiful Bottom
by Don A. Landhill (with apologies to Oscar Hammerstein II)
Copyright © 2000
There´s a bright reddish haze on her bottom
There´s a bright reddish haze on her bottom
A drop is not dry on the edge of her eye
So it looks like my naughty girl's goin' to cry.
Chorus:
Oh, what a beautiful bottom,
watch it just wriggle and sway
I've got a beautiful fifteen
paddle-smacks comming your way
All the subbies are standing in corners,
All the subbies are standing in corners,
They don´t turn their heads as they see me stride by,
But a little brown mischief is winkin´ her eye.
Chorus:
Oh, what a beautiful bottom,
watch it just wriggle and sway
I've got a beautiful fifteen
paddle-smacks comming your way
All the sounds of the switch are like music,
All the sounds of the switch are like music,
My arm is so busy -- I don´t miss a spot,
Cause a fresh weepin´ willer twig sure hurts a lot!
Chorus:
Oh, what a beautiful bottom,
watch it just wriggle and sway
I've got a beautiful fifteen
paddle-smacks comming your way.
Final Chorus:
Oh, what a beautiful bottom,
watch it just wriggle and sway;
I've got a beautiful fifteen
paddle-smacks comming your way,
Oh what a nice way to play.
-DAL May 2000
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