I Feel Fine
A parody by Don A. Landhill
(Copyright © 2000)
(With apologies to The Beatles)
My Baby's fine to see, you know
but she's naughty as can be, you know
So I spank her.
I´m in love with her and I feel fine.
Baby says she´s mine, you know,
But she will not learn to mind, you know
So I spank her.
I´m in love with her and I feel fine.
She's so bad, but she´s my little girl.
When she's bad, she yells to all the world
That her daddy spanks her good, you know
with a paddle made of wood, you know.
Yes I spank her
I´m in love with her and I feel fine.
Baby says she'll mind, you know
But she's naughty all the time, you know
So I spank her.
I´m in love with her and I feel fine.
She's so bad, but she´s my little girl.
When she's bad, she yells to all the world
That her daddy spanks her good, you know
with a paddle made of wood, you know.
Yes I spank her
I´m in love with her and I feel fine.
-D.A.L. Dec 2000
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