Assville Welcome
(to the tune of "Jamica Farewell")
(Dedicated to all the people who have helped make ASS
and SSS such wonderful places over the years.)
Copyright © 2001 by Don A. Landhill
On the net where the spankos get
and the lines buzz daily with both subs and tops
I toot a trip at a lightspeed clip
but when I came to Assville I made a stop
Chorus:
And I'm glad to say, I've found my way
I'll come back on many a day
my eyes are round; my head is spinning around
from all the things there are to see in Assville town.
In the town square you can hear
Subbies cry out when they have to "bare"
all kinds of spice, summer shorts are nice
but a good story's fine any time of year
Chorus (Start with 'So' instead of 'and')
Signs of laughter everywhere
and the teasing brats run to and fro
I must declare my heart is there
Though I've surfed from Comp.* to [Alt.]Spam.no.no
Final Chorus
-D.A.L.
April 2001
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