DSP-Parody: Paddle Hymm

Mine ears have heard the wailing of the paddled little brat,
she has kicked at each impression, she has cried out with each swat,
she has felt the burning kisses of his awful pandy-bat
her spanking still goes on.

Chorus:
"Sorry, sorry" howls Petunia,
"I'm so sorry" howls Petunia,
"Sorry, sorry" howls Petunia,
her spanking still goes on.

I have seen her in the corner oh a hundred times before
showing off her well spanked bottom when it was so red and sore
But this time I heard his sentence, "You'll be spanked like ne'er before!"
Her spanking keeps right on.

I have read a firey lesson writ in gleaming strips of red
"As you will not forgo mischief, to the paddle you'll be led"
"Thus I deal with misbehavior, as before I've often said"
And so he's spanking on.

He has sounded forth the summons that she never wants to meet
He is sifting out the truth from lies upon her reddened seat
Oh swiftly he smacks down again, in spite of rising heat
her spanking still goes on.

With the beauty of the lilies did her bottom shine before
now the glory of the roses over shadows more and more
If she can't learn good behavior she will surely get "what-for"
While he is spanking on