DSP-- Parody: Spanking Scene Writer

Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer
Dear Steve or Jenny, will you read my draft?
It took me months to write, so it's not to daft.
It's based on an old John Benson post
and I need a sale
'cause I want to be a Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.

It's a dirty story of a dirty man,
And he spanks his wife, you will understand.
His son is working for the New York post.
It's a steady job,
But he wants to be a Spanking scene writer.

Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.

It's a hundred K now, give or take a few.
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I could make it longer if you like the style.
I can change it 'round,
And I want to be a Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights.
It could make a million for you overnight.
If you will not buy it I can post it here
But I need a break,
And I want to be a Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.

Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.
Spanking scene writer.
Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer, Spanking scene writer.
Spanking scene writer.
Spanking scene writer...

-D.A.L. April 2002