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Handspanks (a spanking parody song)
Copyright © 2002 by Don A. Landhill
(with apologies to Butch Cassidy)

Handspanks keep fallin' on my end
and just like the Dom who's looking round the loopy's bend,
nothing seems to stop,
Those handspanks are fallin' on my end, they keep fallin'

So I just did me some talkin' to my Dom
And I said I didn't like the way he just goes on
spanking on and on:
Those handspanks still fallin' on my end, they keep fallin'


But there's one thing I know
The strap he'll use to beat me won't defeat me
I won't be hurt because he knows just how to treat me

Handspanks keep fallin' on my end
But that doesn't mean my cheeks will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause, I'm never gonna stop the smacks by just brattin'

Because I'm his
Nothin's better than this

------ trumpet ------

I won't be hurt because he knows just how to treat me

Handspanks keep fallin' on my end
But that doesn't mean my cheeks will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause, I'm never gonna stop the smacks by just brattin'

Because I'm his
Nothin's better than this

-D. A. L.
April 2002

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