DSP-- Parody: Miss Sally's Gardens

Down by Miss Sally's gardens,
My love and I did meet
While in Miss Sally's gardens,
He bade me be discreet.
He bid me act the lady
As the good girls always do
But I was feeling bratty
And spoke what I'd soon rue.

In a corner by the dresser
My love did make me stand,
After many times my bottom
Had felt his rock-hard hand.
He bid me take it easy
Before his anger nears
But I was feeling bratty
And now I'm full of tears.

Back to Miss Sally's gardens,
My love did lead me down;
And all through Miss Sally's gardens,
My love did march me round.
He bid me bare my bottom
So that all might see my rear,
And know I had been bratty,
And what such brats should fear.

Down by Miss Sally's gardens,
My love and I did walk
My bottom still was wincing
Form the heat of our last "talk"
He bid me think ere acting
And avoid such punishment
For when I am acting bratty
Many spanks I'm sure to get.

-DAL
August 2002