Don's Spanking Pages




Spank-em-all Fair
A Heated Folk Song
by D.A.L
Copyright © 1997

Are you going to Spank-em-all Fair
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
Remember me to one who spanks there
He once was a true Dom of mine.

Tell him to buy up an acre of land
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
where sharp switches grow, though not a tree stands
Then he'll be a true Dom of mine.

Tell him to make a new strap all of leather
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
that weighs no more than a single goose feather
Then he'll be a true Dom of mine.

tell him to spank a girl over his lap
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
with never a squeal, nor even a "WHAP"
Then he'll be a true Dom of mine.

Tell him to make me a paddle so fine
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
with never a cutting blade used on the pine
Then he'll be a true Dom of mine.

Are you going to Spank-em-all Fair
Aloe, birch, witch-hazel and thyme
Remember me to one who spanks there
He once was a true Dom of mine.












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