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Somewhere in ASSville, a television is turned on....

... The thrilling drama "Spanks of our Lives" will return in a moment, but first--
we pause for Station Identification.

This is WASS -- more spankings than any other channel. And now,
here is a word from our sponsor:

[Montage of shots of saucy young ladies strolling through woods,
beside babbling brooks, bent over forest logs.. Overprinted with text
"THE BIG RED PADDLE For even *More* spanking enjoyment"]

[Jingle comes up and chorus starts]

"Spank her rear a little harder
make her sting a little longer
make your spanks a little stronger -- stronger with Big Red

That Big Red paddle gets right to her...
Through her skirt, on the bare
or how'd you do her

So make her tush a little warmer
make your scene a little stronger
keep her good a little longer -- longer with Big Red

Yes, make her choose long lasting goodness -- or Big Red."

[Fade out]

"And now we return to another thrilling episode of "Spanks of our Lives".
Last week, as you will remember, Jackie was teasing Barrister about a late-delivered
story. This week it seems that he has decided to put a stop to such antics, But meanwhile ....

(Wouldn't you like to see the rest of that show??<g>)

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