DSP-- Parody: My Fair Spankee

Selected Lyrics From "My Fair Spankee" (M/F)
The *HOT* new parody musical
By Don A. Landhill
Copyright © 1996, All Rights Reserved

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The seat of Miss Liz (The Street where you Live)

I have often spanked bad girls' seats before,
but I never thrilled to see one kick her feet before,
All at once am I, rasing paddle high
knowing its for the seat of Miss Liz.

There are no birch trees in the heart of town
can you hear a switch in any other part of town
while you watch sweat pour out of every pore
of the skin on the seat of Miss Liz.

And Oh! the towering feeling
just to know she's waiting in fear
the overpowering feeling
as I watch the rising welts upon her rear

She'll say "Stop! Don't Dare!"
It won't bother me
for there is nothing else on Earth that I would rather be
doing by and by, I don't care if I
can spank bare on the seat of Miss Liz.

[Repeat last verse]

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Wouldn't it be spankerly?

All I want is a room somewhere
where a bad girl can go quite bare
with one hard armless chair.
Oh wouldn't it be spankerly!

Lots of "toys" he can use to beat;
Lots of spanks making lots of heat;
Red face, Hard hands, warm seat;
Oh wouldn't it be spankerly!

Oh, so hard to be sitting abso-blooming-lutely still
knowing that if I budge I'll get another spanking still.
Someone who takes me o'er his knee,
warm and tender my seat will be,
when he "takes care" of me,
Oh wouldn't it be spankerly!

Spankerly! Spankerly! Spankerly! Spankerly! Spankerly!

[Repeat with male chorus, until the following variation:]
Someone's ass resting on my knee
warm and tender will make her see
just how good she can be,
Oh wouldn't it be spankerly!

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Corner Time

There's just a few more hours, that's all the time she's got
A few more hours, before her rear is hot.

[Spoken]
The naughty girl has gone off running, and I've got to track her down
in just a few more hours.

[Song Resumes]
She'll get a spanking in the evening
WHAP! SMACK! Her butt is going to shine
She'll get a spanking,
for all of her pranking,
So let her serve her Corner Time!

She's got to be there --sharp! this evening
Skirts up above the panty line
showing her fanny,
for sassing her nanny
So let her serve her Corner Time!

If she is cursing, she'll get some more
If she tries running --oops -- he's locked the door.

For,
She's getting spanked a lot this evening
WHAP! SMACK! Her butt is going to shine
"You've kicked up a rumpus
and must take your lumps, Miss,
And you are going to serve, surely you will serve,
I said that you must serve your Corner Time!"

She'll get a spanking in the evening
WHAP! SMACK! Her butt is going to shine
Drag her and hale her
to where he'll flail her
and let her serve her Corner Time!

She's got to be there --prompt! this evening
Skirts up above the panty line
Tied with a cable
Bent over a table
But first she'll do her Corner Time!

If she is squirming, he'll hold her down;
If she's complaining, he'll march her through the town.

For,
She's getting spanked a lot this evening
WHAP! SMACK! Her butt is going to shine
Spank the tar from her
Yes she'll get a "bummer"
But first she'll stand alone, be sure she's quite alone
Make sure she's quiet for her Corner Time!