Don's Spanking Pages

Spankable You
By D. A. Landhill
(Copyright © 1998)

(With apologies to George & Ira Gershwin)

Dozens of girls would act up
I had to lock my door.
Somehow I never shacked up
with one before.
What was it that controlled me?
What kept my love life lean?
My intuition told me,
you'd come into the scene.
Lady, listen to the rhythm from o'er my seat
and you'll get just what I mean

Unlace me, my sweet so spankable you!
Now face me, you so very spankable you!
Just one look at you, my heart grew warm in me;
You and you alone being out the dom that's in me!

I love all the many parts that blend in you
above all, I want to start to upend you
Don't be such a naughty baby
Come to pa-pa, come to pa-pa do!
my sweet and spankable you!

I went about reciting,
"Here's one one who'll never fall!"
But I'm afraid the writing
is on the wall.

Your skirt I used to wish to turn up
when you'd besiege my heart
So now your bottom I will burn up
we'll take it slow to start
I'm afraid you'll have to take the consequences;
you've upset the apple cart.

Unlace me, my sweet so spankable you!
Now face me, you so very spankable you!
On your cheeks I find smacks so delectable, Dear,
I'm afraid it isn't quite respectable, Dear.
But frack it! come on, let's glorify Love!
Swish-smack it, you'll shout "encore!" now my love!
Don't be such a naughty baby
Come to pa-pa, come to pa-pa do!
my sweet and spankable you!


[alternate last chorus, for subs]
Unlace me, my sweet and dominant you!
Then chase me, you so very dominant you!
O'er your knees I find smacks so delectable, Dear,
I'm afraid it isn't quite respectable, Dear.
But frack it! come on, let's glorify Love!
Swish-smack it, you'll shout "Six More!" now my love!
Don't be such a naughty pa-pa
Spank your baby, spank your Baby, do!
My sweet and dominant you!


-D.A.L. May 1998

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