Naughtypants
(To the tune of "Lazybones")
by D.A. Landhill
(Copyright © 1998)
Naughtypants, paddled on your buns
'cause you didn't get your day's work done
Never got your day's work done
so you've got hot and aching buns
Naughtypants, spiteful little jade
Don't you wish you'd been good and obeyed,
You don't get spanked when you've obeyed
now you're sore till your buns fade.
Naughtypants, paddled when you play,
How ya gonna learn to top that way
Never make a top that way
Paddled every time you play
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