DSP-- Parody: "Do you know.."

"Do you know.."
A spanking carol
by D. A. Landhill
Copyright © 1998

Said the Naughty Girl to the Teasing Brat,
"Do you know what I got?"
"When I made a mess, Teasing Brat,
"Do you know what I got?"
"A Smack, A Smack, on my bottom bare, and It shows me that Daddy does care."

Said the Teasing Brat to the Sulky Sub,
"Do you know what I want?"
"When I make a fuss, Sulky Sub,
"Do you know what I want?"
"A Stripe, A Stripe, from ruler made of wood
"And I know it would make me be good."

Said the Sulky Sub to the Mighty Dom,
"Do you know what I need?"
"In your dungeon dank, Mighty Dom,
"Do you know what I need?"
"A Top, A Top, to take me over knee,
"and teach me well how to please."

Said the Mighty Dom to the spankers all,
"Listen to what I say!"
"All across the Net, hear the call,
"Listen to what I say!"
"All Kinks, All Kinks, should be free to play
"and be safe out in the light of Day;
"Because here there is no 'One True Way'!"