Coming to Town
A Spanking Parody Carol
Copyright © 1996
You better watch out,
You're sure gonna cry
you're certain to pout,
I'm telling you why
the spanker-man is coming around
He's making a list
of things you've done twice
he'll find it comes out
more naughty than nice
the spanker-man is coming around
He puts you in the corner
which make your knees to quake
He spanks you hard when you're not good
so behave for bottom's sake!
So be ready to thank
be ready to cry
your gonna get spanked
I'm telling you why
the spanker-man is coming around
-D.A.L.
4 June 1996
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