DSP-- Parody: Red Cheeks

Red Cheeks
(to the tune of Greensleeves)

A Spanking Anthem
by
Don A. Landhill
Copyright © 1998

1. Alas, my love. you've done such wrong
through acting so discourteously,
That I must spank you you well and long,
To make you fit for company

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Red cheeks for Mistress Coy,
Red cheeks that I'll set alight!
Red checks while I firmly scold,
and *you*, my young Lady, need Red Cheeks

2. Alas, my love, you should have known
to curb your wanton vanity,
So you must meditate alone
in corner on sincerity.

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3. Your vows you've broken, like my heart,
Why did you so mischievously?
Now you'll remain in a room apart,
In a lover's strict captivity.

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4. My orders you did so disdain
It did the more enrage'th me
and so in corner you'll remain
A bad girl in captivity

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5. And now, be ready for my hand
Endure your punishment, be brave
The spanking of your life shall land
so love and goodness you shall have

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6. Thou couldst desire no earthly thing,
But still thou hadst it readily.
Thy music still to play and sing;
And yet thou wouldst a brat still be.

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7. I bought thee kerchiefs for thy head,
which thou didst lose so carelessly
I've bent thee over chair and bed
and caused thee loud to beg and plea.

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8. Up with thy petticoats, and the rest
of the cloth that veils thy bottom fine
Oh, hide the jewels of thy chest
And display the cheeks that my hand shall find.

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9. Thy skin, like silk, both fair and white
with red I'll blazon fervently
thy garments drop, that naked quite
thy bottom for chastisement be.

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10. When you were clothed all in green
you ne'er would stop and wait for me
Though I was gallant to you, my Queen
and yet you would not honor me

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11. I set thee up, I'll take thee down
and train thee to humility
Thy feet shall barely touch the ground
while thou art bended o'er my knee

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12. 'Tis I will pray to God on high,
That thou thy duty soon mayst see,
And that yet once before I die,
I'll see the act as a grown lady

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13. Ah, Red cheeks, now farewell, adieu,
To God I pray to prosper thee,
and teach the what thou ought to do
when I return to comfort thee

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