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Song of the Paddle
(to the tune of the "Song of the Cassions")

by Don A. Landhill
Copyright © 1998, All rights reserved.


Over yells, Over wails
as we hit a naughty tail
and the paddle goes spanking along.
In a pout, hear her shout
over lap and stretched right out
and the paddle goes spanking along.

For its OW! OO! OH!
in the spanking scene, you know,
Shout out your safe-word loud and strong. [Red! Red!]
For what'ere you do
if it's naughty, you will rue
while the paddle goes spanking along.

In the dark, In the light
Facing left or facing right
See the paddle go spanking along.
limber joints, reddened rear
"prepare to mount the horse, my dear"
as the paddle goes spanking along.

For its OW! OO! OH!
in the spanking scene, you know,
Shout out your safe-word loud and strong.
For what'ere you do
if it's naughty, you will rue
while the paddle goes spanking along.

Was it high, was it low,
Where the hell did that swat go?
as the paddle goes spanking along.
On the left, on the right
you can take much more tonight,
So as the paddle goes spanking along.

Still its OW! OO! OH!
in the spanking scene, you know,
Shout out your safe-word loud and strong. [Red! Red!]
For what'ere you do
if it's naughty, you will rue
while the paddle goes spanking along, [Keep on spanking]
while the paddle goes spanking along!







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