DSP-- Parody: Where have

Where have...?
by D.A,L.
Copyright © 1999 all rights reserved

Where have all the paddles gone, Long time passing?
Where have all the paddles gone, long time ago?
Where have all the paddles gone, picked by spankers every one
When will they ever learn, When will they ever learn?

Where have all the spankers gone, Long time passing?
Where have all the spankers gone, long time ago?
Where have all the spankers gone, beating bottoms every one
When will they ever learn, When will they ever learn?

Where have all the bottoms gone, Long time passing ?
Where have all the bottoms gone, long time ago?
Where have all the bottoms gone, sent to corners every one
When will they ever learn, When will they ever learn?

Where have all the corners gone, Long time passing
Where have all the corners gone, long time ago
Where have all the corners gone, hung with paddles every one
When will they ever learn, When will they ever learn?

-June 1999