Standing in the Corner
(To the tune of "Working on the Railroad")
Copyright © 1999 by Don A. Landhill
I've been standing in the corner, All the liv-long day
I've been standing in the corner, just to pass my time away.
Soon I'll hear the paddle whistle, rising so high above my rear,
Soon I'll here my lover calling, "Dinah come right here!"
"Dinah you Bad Girl! Dinah you Bad Girl!
Dinah you're so very Nau-au-tee
Dinah you Bad Girl! Dinah you Bad Girl!
Dinah you're a naughty girl!"
"In the kitchen corner is Dinah,
In the kitchen corner I kno-ow-ow.
In the kitchen corner is Dinah,
waiting for the smacks to flow."
She cries, "Ouchety-Oh".
She cries, "Ouchety-Oww-Oh-Oh-Oh".
She cries, "Ouchety-Oh",
When the paddle smacks her so.
Someone's gonna get a good spanking
Someone's been a naughty girl, so, so, so, so
Someone's gonna get a good spanking,
counting up blow for blow.
Dinah's now back in the corner, skirts are tucked away
Dinah's now back in the corner, spanked bottom on display.
Can't you see her cheeks are twitching, now she's had to drop her hose
Can't you hear the girl is sobbing, "Dinah, blow your nose!"
-D.A.L. October 1999
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