DSP-- Parody: God Help You, Mary

God Help You, Mary
(A Spanker's Carol)
by Don A. Landhill
(Copyright © 1999)

Good help you, Mary, naughty girl, you fill me with dismay
Remember that you promised me to behave for today
to save you from spanking hard that's coming now your way

Chorus: Oh a naughty girl's discomfort is my joy, is my joy;
Yes a naughty girl's discomfort is my joy.

A Bedlam you have made today -- it is not to be borne
So now you're laid bare o'er my knee, and I will make you morn
with many smacks, Miss Mary, I will teach you rules to scorn.

Chorus:

From me your loving Father, today your orders came
But you, my naughty Mary, you dared defy the same
Now after your comeuppance sharp, in corner show your shame

Chorus:

-D. A. L. December 1999