In a busy city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was  waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight, leather,  mini-skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled  up  and  it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her  skirt  was  too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus'  first  step.

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the  bus  driver,  she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking  that  this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she  tried  to  make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could  not  make  the step.

A little more embarrassed, she once again reached  behind  her  and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she  attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin, she  could  not  raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

With a coy little  smile  to the  driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little  more  slack and, again, was unable to make the step.

About this time  the  big  Texan, who was standing in line behind her, picked her up  easily  from  the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well,  she  went  ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him:

"How  dare  you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!!"

At this,  the  Texan  drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but  after  you  unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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