So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus, only to discover she still could not make the step.
A little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step - and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
With a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and, again, was unable to make the step.
About this time the big Texan, who was standing in line behind her, picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him:
"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!!"
At this, the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."