Okay, this one will need a bit of intro, as it is set in late 2005, when the last time Dr. A was previously seen was July 2002. After the above “Second Death of Dr. A”, the character disappeared and I had no intention on bringing him back. But in June 2004 I decided to bring him back and “retool” him. Give him a new picture, attitude, etc. I’m usually pretty good at saving my first/last/important posts in feds where I do something, but I’ve searched all over my computer and it looks like I didn’t save anything from the 2004 comeback. It’s a shame, because I don’t have a record of how I began with this “new” Dr. Abortion. So, with nothing happening there, we skip to

Dr. A and the Quest for More Money
November 1? 2005

A few days ago…

Dr. Abortion: Say what now?

Accountant: You heard me! You’re going to have to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

Dr. Abortion: Where did all my money go? DID YOU SWINDLE IT?

Accountant: I assume you spent it all on drugs and whores.

Dr. Abortion: PLEASE… I’ve been off of drugs for some time now, don’t insult my decent reputation.

Accountant: And let’s not forget the literally HUNDREDS of lawsuits that have been filed against you in your life.

Dr. Abortion: This is such crap, man. What’s going to happen to all my stuff?

Accountant: All of your assets are to be taken by the people you are in debt to. And you’ll have to generate a source of income to pay a certain percentage of the debt back.

Dr. Abortion: WHAT? You mean I have to get a job? Ugh, that’s totally queer.

Today…