Random Images Page This is a collection of random images I found uploaded to the Dr. Abortion website. Some of them are scattered throughout the content on other pages of this site. Other images were ones that were uploaded back in the days that you could hotlink pictures from Hotmail into Cyberslam. I’ll sort them by alpahebtical order because that’s easiest for me, and will try to put come context behind them. Note that this page is similar to the Images of the Alvarado Archives page, which contains a similar collection of oddball uploads to that site.

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For a short time I used to posts little rants on this site, but then I stopped doing it because I realized that it was just a blog, and blogs are gay and everyone who does one sucks. One of them was a joke news article which explained Kerry’s stunning 2004 election victory in a cool world where we never wasted time trying to get the South back in the Civil War.

This is an image from when Orion Pax was feuding with Krotch in the CBF. Orion Pax always talked about Transformers, but someone mentioned that Hordak was cooler. No he wasn’t. However, if that awesome new He-Man show that debuted the 2000s was allowed to stick around, I bet he could have been. That show ruled. And Transformers has become a joke with that gay Armada/Energon/Cyberton crap they run now.

This is what Dr. Abortion now looks like after the year 2004. If you liked him as Scott Steiner better then too bad.

The background to this site used to look like this. Depending on the brightness settings of your computer, you may be able to see the Doc’s awesome name written there. Though when it was actually up and I noted it to people they were mostly just like “Oh, I thought it was just black.”

This is an old Dr. A logo, which used a cadusis symbol. My characters used to have logos back in the day for some reason.

This is an old logo for the website. Maybe the second one, I think.

Another website logo that used to be on the main page.

A logo for the Dedication Title Rematch. You can probably find it elsewhere by looking into Dr. A’s rewrites.
A larger version of the same.

I made a series of joke CSlam Ultimate Title Pictures a long time ago, and this one (chevs.jpg) comes alphabetically first. But I’ve also included the rest of them here too for reference. I’m not sure why I made these. I think it was probably as a “anyone can make better Ultimate Title pictures than Quint without even trying” point.

This is Dr. A cleverly disguised as a Frenchman. You can barely tell it’s him. Obviously used when feuding with Chevalier.

This is the picture that appears after you go through the endless pain of clicking the “don’t click this link” link. I think the picture it’s edited from is actually of Chris Benoit and his wife from when their child was delivered or something, with Dr. A’s head and really unreal looking blood added. This leads all to remark: “GOD! Chris Benoit’s wife is ugly!” Seriously. Is he married to an Inuit Male?

After the first time I killed off all my characters, this was an intensely clever graphic to remind people (in case they could only look at pictures and not read) that I killed all my characters off and they were – as the text reads – dead. I am a man of subtlety.

This is a picture of the SHOW Dedication Title that I made. It strikingly bears no resemblance to the WWF Title used in the late 90s/Early 2000s with fake crap thrown atop it. Still, it’s better than that homo John Cena title with the spinners.

This is a little picture I used for Dr. A occasionally back in the day.

This used to be towards the bottom of my homepage, and was there forever. I think I first used it in posts though, to remind people that I was evil. It grew old and isn’t really funny, so it’s off the main page.

This is a Dr. A picture that was on his profile page and matches the picture style of my other characters on the bio pages. But since Dr. A’s face has been changed, It’s relegated to here as a past version. The red thing by his shoulder is confetti. I took it from a picture where Steiner had confetti falling around him. As I cut him out of the background, all the rest of the confetti vanished, except that bit over his skin – which I was too lazy to paint over.

This is a picture I used to use on the site. I just swapped out George Clooney’s head and put Steiner over it, thus generating the episode of ER with the most fatalities ever. I can see flaws in the editing now, but for back when I did it I thought it was a smashingly good job. Smashing, I do say!

This was “the” Dr. Abortion picture forever and ever. I think it was the first Dr. Abortion picture ever made. Yes his head is a bit small for his body, but that was actually intentional for his “pumped full of roids” gimmick.

This is a picture of Orion Pax wearing a purple dress. I think it was a stipulation for losing a match in the CBF. I can’t really recall to who, though I think it was someone I also worked with down in iRWF. Maybe there was another character who wore a dress. Or maybe it had something to do with some WCW Raven’s Flock plotline. Didn’t someone in that have to wear a dress? My memory blows.

This is a picture I made for Genocide of him on the cover of High Times. That’s about all I have to say. I got nothing else. The only reason Geno even remembers who I am is because this picture and Toaster.

This picture was made for Dark Jedi, this picture is awesome. The original sign said “Pete Gas” is my hero. Whatever fan made that sign is a genius. That guy right there… see him? GENIUS! I made a bunch of versions of this sign back in the day, swapping in my other characters – but this version was the only one that survived. Which is okay with me, because it’s the original version.

This is a picture I made for Dr. A’s Evil vs. Evil rewrite. I lost. Proto’s was better. Maybe I should have tried to make a good rewrite instead of making shitty pictures.

This is the Illuminant Darkness logo used for the tag team of Whitelight and Dark Jedi. They were awesome.

This is Dark Jedi’s picture. DJ was awesome when I ran him as an alcoholic alien who would only RP with Whitelight. If you think of any version of DJ that isn’t an alcoholic in a Vader outfit, then you’re thinking of a crap DJ.

Jordanzombie, who used Raven for his picture, was in a match against Jay Leno and asked me to make a picture of him mocking Jay Leno. So this is what I created. Yes, there was a guy who ran a gimmick where he was Jay Leno in case you were unfamiliar with the old CSlam days.

This is an old picture of all 4 in Team Abortion.

This is a picture from an RP event Nakedman was in the CWO in May, 2000 – which occurred in Siberia. It’s at this site instead of the Nakedman site, because the Nakedman site is called “nakedbrb” because I only created it to put up his BRB rewrite in June 2000, the next month. Note that at the bottom of the map there is a (c) 2000 Nakedman Map Corp logo. This was the first time I ever did that, and it became a running joke in a lot of images I use… and if you search them all down at the various sites you’ll see it occur again and again.

This was pretty similar to the Hordak thing. Something I did with Krotch in the CBF. *shrugs*

This is supposed to be depiction of Roe, Wade and Lil’ Proto from Evil vs. Evil

This is a picture of Ms. Contraceptive. Back in 2000, I would blow my wad thinking about Stephanie McMahon. Times and tastes change.

A smaller one.

Something with Proto and a Moose from Evil vs. Evil. He’s probably trying to have sex with it.

This incredibly homosexual logo I did in May of 2000 is, I vaguely recall, from some sort of “face turn” by Dr. A. Of course he didn’t really turn face, but he pretended to. I made the logo look as gay as possible for the new Dr. A gimmick of being a swell, okay guy who is hip and cool, popular with the kids and doesn’t ever kill babies. I’m sure the gimmick must have lasted only a few days or something.

This is the picture of Dr. A to go with the logo. Fag!

Some logo I made for Orion Pax in 2000. It’s file name is newpaxlogo, which means at some time there was probably an older version. Like many other aspects of OP, I’ve obviously tried to erase it from history some time in the past.

This is a dumb picture I once made because I thought it looked cool. It was for the “Origins of Abortion” page, which at the time of me writing this is still up. But that’s on my list of things on this site to scrap and re-work. So by the time you read this that page might be vanished or substantially changed.

Urination.

This is the picture I used for Orion Pax’s character. It is my face on Stone Cold’s body. From back when I had hair. *cries*

I named Roe & Wade’s tag team “Pen 15” to indicate that the spent time together in jail in Penitentiary 15. It’s a vastly lame joke to spell out “penis,” which Commissioner Kronus wouldn’t let me use as their official tag name. But it was their name. Penis.

These are my 8 most important characters. If I’m not mistaken, this is on the front page, no?

Like the last picture, but an earlier version when I really only had 4 characters of note. This was one of the original images to grace the main page of this website.

This was the Pets.com puppet dog. Some sort of plot/feud occurred involving him, but I’ll be damned if I can remember what it was. I think I was fueding with someone else… and one of us allied with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the other with the Pets.Com one. For some reason I’m thinking it may have been Vulcan Raven. Maybe not. I have no clue.

A picture of Cap’N Stormbeard, the most swarthy sea dog if ever there be one. Arr. Made for the first flash video I made for him, so I can be seen there.

This picture used to be on the main page, and link to my flash video page.

A December 2005 version of the retooled Dr. A

This picture is from when I had different “themes” on the main page. This is what the Washington Nationals should have named themselves. It didn’t catch on though. It was bipartisan and everything. Marion Berry and 1970s Bush Love Cocaine Equally. Blue and Red could have found a way to learn to live together with these two.
In a similar explanation to the last picture, when I did the blog-like thing I had board themes. And looking at this picture, I think I need to put this theme back up, IMMEDIATELY! Because Jesus Christ man, Elisha Cuthbert is fucking hot.

I’m going to take a wild guess and say that this picture was probably made for a CWO event with Nakedman, in which three cages were stacked on another, and named the “Tower of Doom.” But that’s just a guess. Perhaps it was for a Orion Pax Singapore Cane match and I was just being postmodern with my image choice.

In February 2000, the CRF had an “on tour” gimmick where the fed was traveling Europe. I don’t really remember anything from that time period other than Dr. Abortion no-selling Vulcan Raven posts, so I can’t say much beyond that.

I made both versions of this image when Vulcan Raven won the Ultimate Title and there was talk about how he didn’t want to have Quint make a gay, shitty version of his picture. So I made the picture, followed by a Quint Version of the picture. Quint pictures involved poorly added eye patches and bloody eyes. Don’t ask me why.

There are midgets in water. Also related to the Evil vs Evil match I suppose.