*The Last Days Of Abortion*
(Scroll Down the Page if you Don’t Want to Read this
Crap)
Yo. This Page
documents the final posts of the infamous Dr. Abortion in the CRF. With the CRF
being the horrible fed it was at the time, (I can’t speak for it now, I’m
dead) I knew that barely anyone would ever read these posts. I figured that
one day, after I officially became a legend and my name is engraved on stone,
that people would come back here to take a look. So if you want to get to know
what Dr. Abortion was like, this is a good source. Bitch. I saved my last 20 or
so posts.
A Little Set Up:
This Epic Drama starts with one of my Valets, Stanton
Wade, being sure that the Nation of Islam is out to destroy him. Wade himself
used to be part of the Nation of Islam (long before that bastard SPX stole it
from me… Rrrr! I invented the Nation of Islam) until after a trip to the Middle
East and North Africa, he finally he realized that he was not properly
following the teachings of Allah. In this respect, he mirrors Malcolm X… too
closely, and gets his brains thoroughly blown out. *sniff* What a Tear-Jerker.
Moving
on, So then Dr. Abortion and his crew of Ms. Contraceptive and Wade’s partner
Roe have to bury the dead body… in Peru. In the process they don’t realize that
the executor of Wade’s estate is trying to kill them so he can keep the money,
as is contractually guaranteed. In the process everyone else buys it and Dr.
Abortion goes home and ODs. A Happy ending to a happy little story.
Now, these
weren’t my only posts in the CRF at the time, don’t look at me like I was just
a masturbator RP’ing with myself. I simply just didn’t save posts not involved
in the epic plotline because no one would understand them out of context.
I have
decided to be a smartass and add cute little commentary to the posts to explain
things that need to be explained. When that happens, you will see a silver/gray
text in brackets, like this:
[Hi,
I like to have sex with animals. Damn you Jebidiah for getting me Hooked]
There, swallow all that? Good, Now
here are the last days of Abortion.
-Dr. A
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Part1: The Doc Comes Out (creative
title, huh?)
Part2: The Practitioner Plots
Backstage
Part3: The Search for Ms. C
continued
Part4: Interfering in the Battle Bowl
Part5: Quick Finish to the Match! (I gets my woman back?)
Part8: Ms. C gets her Memory back
Part10: The Doc with some confrontations in his room
Part11: Dr. A & Crew goes to the airport
Part12: Safe Touchdown in Peru
Part13: Getting the Drug Lord's Fortune??
Part14: Another one bites the dust on the cliffs of Peru
Part15: Leaving Peru in a hurry, they 'bout to be killed!
Part16: Roe and Dr. A, flying over the Andes Mountains.
Part17: Oh my God… not Cannibalism!!
Part18: Dr. A: Rescued from the Andes!! (burp)
Part19: Dr. Abortion is back in the CRF Arena.
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*Note, if you don’t like my posting style, don’t think my plot was that great, don’t think that I’m that great, don’t think that I was funny, feel like I’ve wasted your time, wish for my death… WELL THEN GOOD. Hahaha. That was the whole point of it, I truly am the most evil man in Cyberslam.