Enter the NGPW After Dr. A left the show, he hung around the HCW in March. I can’t really remember anything from my time there other than the “Swerve-Soons” angle with Terragon, which is likely why I left it after only a month. Where did I head next? NGPW, a place that was then a brand-spanking new fed which had been created out of the ashes of the SNS – the very same fed that got SHOW demoted and took its place in Fed Wars. Surprisingly as of the end of 2005, the event is coming full circle – as Dr. A swore to make sure the NGPW was the fed to be demoted to regional level at the January 2006 fed wars. I’m not sure what the name of this post was, all I had saved for a title was “NGPW:”

NGPW:
(My best guess is this post is from April 1, 2002)

Deuce: Well fans, an exciting night tonight as we’re ready for some more action.

Casber: Wow. What a generic statement. Almost like if it got cut off mid-sentence anything you said really wouldn’t matter anyway.

Deuce: Hey now, that’s untrue… its true that I-

“Bad Medicine” kicks it on the Arena PA, biotch.

[It would be real cool if I posted my flash video here. But I won’t]

Douche: OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!

Casber: Wow. You really like Bon Jovi, huh?

Deuce: It’s Dr. Abortion!!!

A man wearing a blue medical vest with a stethoscope hanging around his neck walks out from the back and onto the ramp. You'd see that if they didn't steal my picture. The audience so totally doesn’t mark out. Who cares?

A mic rises like the phoenix to his mouth, only without the goddamn burning to ashes part.

Dr. A: Ladies and Douchebags…

The crowd boos. This is to remind you, in case you forgot, that generally human beings to not support the slaying of unborn fetuses.

Dr. A: I am the Doc from DC, I am the Maniacal Medic, I am the Practical Practitioner… and I am the Physician on a Mission. Big Bad Baby killing has come to town.

Deuce: Can you believe it?! I sure can’t… this guy has got a lot of history with a lot of people here.

Casber: I didn’t even know he was a free agent.

Dr. A: Now, to any of you Japanese fans that may have been offended by the amazing pyrotechnics in my entrance video, I apologize. I know how the image of a burning sky has forever been imbedded in the Japanese psyche. Har har har.

The crowd boos again. Yep.

Dr. A: But on to more important things… my fellow expatriates: shunned by the rest of the civilized world and forced into this island craphole.

Speaking of which… NGPW… or should I say SNS. Thanks for taking my home, the SHOW, and destroying it. Thanks a million for taking a fed in which I was an undefeated STAR HEAT, Heavyweight, Intercontinental and Dedication Champion – that’s right – undefeated with 4 titles… and making all those titles mean nothing as the fed is a worthless regional. All so you could have a gay radio show plotline. Ugh.

Deuce: Err… I thought the radio show was good.

Casber: Me too!

Dr. A: Speaking of undefeated Dedication Title Champion… HI CHEVALIER!!! Chevalier the man who never beat me, that is. Chevalier the man who lost to me once, called it a fluke because he had more important things to worry about than me – and then lost again when he promised that he’d put up his best effort and would never fail. Well he did. I won. Horray for me. And you ran from the fed crying, hiding. And then you said that if I were a man I would follow you here.

Pffft… yeah. You can’t beat me and run away. Then you say I’m not a man because I’m the one who didn’t abandon my fed and run from competition.

Dr. Abortion pulls out a delicious Coca-Cola and takes a drink. Ah, his throat is now clear to rant some more. There is inescapable irony that Dr. A has come here now when claiming his moral superiority for not comming here.

Dr. A: I also see a few other blasts from the past. You all suck though. Really. I mean look who your commish is – Maverick! Hahaha… didn’t he ‘mish the CRF? I mean what kind of a loser would waste his time in the CRF?

Inside, Dr. Abortion cries over 6 months of his life.

Dr. A: Anyway, I’m here to be offensive and get you angry and make you hate me and always straddle that fine line – oh yes, always bordering that line of suspension.

As an addendum before I leave I’d like to say that I’m smarter than you, I’m more talented than you, and I will beat you all. It's REALLY got to suck to be you douchebags, but I wouldn’t know.

Did I mention that I also kill babies?

His music hits again and the doc gently puts the mic down. He then realizes what he’s done and then grabs the mic, steals the batteries and smashes the mic back to the ground, stomping on it.

What a jerk.

(After this, Dr. A stuck around in NGPW for a little over a month and a half. Around Memorial Day I went to visit my brother in St. Louis and didn’t have internet access for a week. Once I got back home, I decided I was completely fine not posting anymore, and let my characters – Dr. A and Arsenic at the time – get deleted. I wasn’t in Wrassle at all after that except for bringing Dr. A back for one month in July to face Proto in Evil vs. Evil. Since he needed to exist as a character with a fed to be sent to the TSOB for the event, I recreated him and sent him back up to NGPW. After that I killed him off again.)