**Warning**: I have Yojin Musahiri's permission to use him in this role-play.

(The scene opens up at Doozer's House, the first time in a while as part of the 'Tape Your Life' program. Doozer is just waking up and is rather surprised to see the cameraman back in his face. The Dude left Doozer a while ago. We still do not know where he went. Doozer gets into the shower and gets dressed. He is just sitting in his living room doing nothing at all. Doozer then starts to speak into the camera.)

Doozer: Well, it sure has been a long time since you have been there waiting for me to get up. Now, you are here and I and everybody else knows why. That's right, I am in The Quest for The Best. I mean, I don't really see why they just don't give the damn prize for winning this because I am obviously going to win. The only other worthy opponent is The Extremist, and I am too afraid of him. Yeah, I bet my fans are asking themselves about my son, Scott Jr. Well, simple answer. That kid was too much for me. He is with my bro for a while now. I hope I wasn't that way to my parents.

Cameraman: Actually, by the way you act know, I wouldn't be surprised at all. Anyway, I kind of liked that damn kid. He was cool in his own way. Well, besides that, what are we going to do today? Wanna raise some hell or do some damage?

Doozer: How about this... I go do some cool shit, cut a promo and stuff like that. And, you go join Tom Green and hump a dead moose. Or, Tom Green will hump the dead moose and you can suck on his testicles. Ya know why? Because I don't want to be seen with you, I'd rather be alone really. I'd rather go crazy and start talking to myself again. Then, I'm gonna start up that ball-scratching weird thing again. But, I guess you can hang around me and feel cool for once in your life.

Cameraman: Even though that was very harsh and uncalled for, okay I'll hang around with you and feel cool for the first time in my life. Hmm, maybe the second. Well, either way, I'm cool with that. Well, now I'm cool. Anyway, let's get going. And, if you want to make fun of me at any time, I give you permission.

Doozer: Look, biatch. You don't need to give me permission to fu(censored) your mom. I will do anything I want, when I want to, and not you or those donut addicted fat ass cops can do anything about it. Now, let's head over to Yojin's training place thingy mabobber quickly. I just remembered that I'm supposed to be over there for Quest for The Best training. He told me he'd help me out since I guess it is going to be kinda tough. Well, at least he thinks so. My first opponent is Garrett Kett, from DML, that will not be a match up, that will be Doozer kicking some rookies ass.

(Doozer and The Cameraman get into the limousine and drive towards Yojin Musahiri's training gym. Doozer tells the limousine driver to slow down a little as they head near a club, then the limousine driver honks the horn and everybody looks as Doozer rolls down the window, pulls down his pants, and moons them.

Doozer: That was awesome, nothing better than a good ol' mooning of the people trying to get into a local club. I don't know though, it seemed as though they liked that a little too much.

Cameraman: Maybe you have a nice ass.

Doozer: I don't want to hear another word about my ass out of your mouth again you flaming fudge packer.

(The limousine pulls up to a gym with the words "Yojin Musahiri and Master" running across the top of it. Doozer and The Cameraman get out of the limousine and enter the gym. Doozer looks around, nobody is there. Then, as he takes two steps in to the gym, someone jumps down from the ceiling and leg sweeps Doozer to the ground. Doozer jumps back up.)

Yojin Musahiri: Hey, Dooze, remember, you should always be ready for something. Never be caught off guard.

Doozer: I was just entering a damn gym, how the hell was I supposed to know that I was going to get attacked, damnit? I mean, I was just looking in and no one was here, so I started to walk in to get attacked by some flying former tag partner of mine. That was pretty good though, that leg sweep.

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, I know. Well, how has your career been going lately? Did you embark on any more journeys while Dream Wrestling was down? Did you embrace any other federations with your presence? I need to know these things, I mean, back in the day we were the best of friends as the tag team named, 'The Bad Asses In Black'!!!

Doozer: Actually, my kid, Scott Jr. stopped by because his mother died, so I tried to take care of him while I had time off, but couldn't. Now that Dream Wrestling is back, I'm not going to have any time to take care of him, so I left him with family. He'll be okay though. No, I didn't join any other federations at all. I didn't do anything to do with wrestling at all really, I didn't even train. But, I am still very confident about my upcoming match.

Yojin Musahiri: Oh, well we better great training then. You are probably very rusty. Let us have a match, if you beat me, then you can face my master. Let's get ready to rumble.

(Doozer and Yojin circle each other, then Doozer charges towards Yojin looking for a spear, but Yojin ducks and lifts Doozer up with a huge back drop onto the hardwood floor. Doozer gets back up and charges at Yojin again looking for a clothesline, Yojin leg-sweeps Doozer and puts him into a Canadian Crossface. Yojin eventually lets go of the hold and Doozer connects with a low-blow and Yojin staggers, then Doozer jumps up in the air, under-hooks Yojin's arms with his legs, and falls back down with his butt slamming Yojin's head into the hard floor. Yojin, bleeding from the head, gets up and Doozer is astonished because nobody has gotten up from his finisher, The Green Monster, before. Yojin spears Doozer down to the ground. Doozer lands a right hand on Yojin who was pounding on him. Yojin helps Doozer back up and Doozer kicks him in the gut. He jumps up again, hooks Yojin's arms with his legs, and falls down with his butt implanting Yojin's head again into the hard wood floor. Yojin just lays on the ground and Doozer pins him and counts three. Doozer helps Yojin get back to his feet.)

Yojin Musahiri: Nice fight, even though you had a lot of cheap shots in there. You do know that I could have beaten you, but I helped you back up. You were smart though, you gave me a cheap shot while I was helping you or backing down.

Doozer: Yeah, bring on that old bitch for a master of yours. I'll show you that I haven't gone rusty after I hand out the Green Monster to his old, wrinkly ass.

(A huge figure comes up from behind Doozer and smashes a chair over Doozer's head. He picks Doozer up and motions to Yojin. Yojin understands and sets up a table, the master chokeslams Doozer through the table and down onto the floor. The master picks up the bloody Doozer and sets up another table and sets it one fire. Yojin climb to the top rope, the master gives Doozer to Yojin who powerbombs him from the top rope through the burning table, which is Yojin's finisher, The Great Japanese Inferno. The master pins Doozer by stepping on him and Yojin counts to three. After a couple of hours Doozer wakes up. Neither Yojin or the master is there, but there is a note that says, "That was a great first lesson about a Royal Japanese Ass-Kicking.")

Doozer: Damn, that must have been one hell of a battle, cause I can't even remember it. I know I beat Yojin, then we talked, but after I that I can't remember what happened.

Cameraman: You got your ass handed to you by the master. He was huge and tore you into pieces.

Doozer: Sh(censored), well I guess it is better that I can't remember that cause it'd probably hurt just to remember it. Well, let's get the hell out of here before I get ambushed by some Japanese Warrior guy.

(The limousine pulls up to the arena and Doozer and The Cameraman hop out of it. The Cameraman goes off and does his own thing because he is on break for the time being, while Doozer heads off towards the Gorilla Position. Suddenly, the lights go off. Then, the color of red flickers about the stands and the crowd goes crazy as "Stupify" by Disturbed plays and Doozer makes his way down to the ring wearing an official Boston Red Sox hat and a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey, under that Jersey is a T-shirt labeled "Born Buff!!!" As Doozer enters the ring, the words "Red Sox Rule" appear on the mat and as he turns his hat backwards, red fireworks blast out of each turnbuckle. Then, Doozer grabs the mic.)

Doozer: Doozer is in the houuuuuuse and he’s ready to DO some DAMAGE and RAISE some HELL!!! That’s right, it’s been a while, but you know it, you know that you are looking at The Innovation of Devastation, The Master of Disaster, The Ruler of The Ring, The Sultan of Slams, The King of Crunches, the man, the myth, the legend, the one, the only… THE DOOZE!!!

Jerry: Well, the Dream Wrestling Federation is pretty much back on it’s feet and Doozer is here to cut one of his beloved promos. Yup, Doozer is back, I guess he decided to resign with the DWF. Also, Dazz and Extremist are back with the DWF and so aren’t stars such as Lone Rebel and Dusty. Those are just a few of the DWFers and there are also some new faces that will be shown.

Don Harvone: Yes, Jerry, he is certainly back in the DWF and what a day it has been for him. He went over to a gym and tried to train with Yojin Musahiri and his master, which didn’t really go to well since Doozer isn’t into Japanese style. But, hey, I bet it was loads of fun. Now, I guess I’ll shut up while Doozer speaks.

Doozer: Now, I am standing here in this great city before all my fans for the first time in a long time. Yeah, about a month weeks is a long time for me. Anyway, I’m standing here for the first time in a long time and I am loving every second of it. There is nothing better than this. Plus, I am in the Quest for The Best against some no name punk from the Dream Wrestling Federation Minor League named Garret Kett. Well, Mr. Kett, when you step into that ring with me. I’m gonna do two things to you… I’M GONNA DOOZE YA, THEM I’M GONNA ABUSE YA!!! And, there are only two things you can do about it. No, they aren’t NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!! They are, GATHER ALL YOUR COURAGE AND TAKE IT LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE!!! See, with The Dooze, there is absolutely no mercy, I will not let up if you are bleeding. I will not let up if you have broken bones. I will not let up until I hear a 1-2-3 and until I am declared the winner and declared to go on to the next round of The Quest for The Best. No offense by this Garret, but you should go back to the minor league that you came from. I was the president of the minor league and I saw what you can do. That is… JACK SH(censored)!!! I will tell you one thing and one thing only, You are not ready to play with the big boys. I’m gonna knock you into next Wednesday. Hell, in that Minor League, I almost picked you to train, but you were already picked. Yeah, the person you are facing in the Quest for The Best tournament, is the person who almost decided to train you. Well, that pretty much tells you one thing, your ass is grass and I’M A LAWNMOWER!!! You might as well just give up now before I have to beat your face in with my fist. I mean you’re just glass and I’m gonna break you. You are just another brick in the wall separating me from winning The Quest for The Best tournament and you are a very little brick at that. I am a BULL-DOOZER and I’m gonna plow you, and the rest of those bricks down into the ground.

Jerry: Wow, a lot of very strong words from Doozer. But, that is the Doozer that we all know. One of the awards in this inter-federation stable he was in was called "Cockiest Bastard of The Month", well Doozer did win that award. But, on top of that, he won "Best Tag Team of The Month" by himself as a one person tag team.

Don Harvone: Yeah, this sure will be one close match-up. These are two great wrestlers. But, Doozer does have the advantage at one point. Doozer has fought wrestlers of top quality, while Garret Kett has fought wrestlers of lesser quality, minor league wrestlers. But, all the Minor League wrestlers are just future hall of fame nominees and Garret could certainly be one of them.

Doozer: Now, I want to tell you Garret. That, although I don’t hold you in high respect. I do hold you in some sort of respect. Simply because of one thing, friends of mine hold you in high respect. Like, my tag team partner that I never got a tag match with, Jack Harding, told me that he thought you were better than I was, well I’m gonna prove Jack Mehoff wrong. He also told me he is managing you, well that is to your benefit, but I can still beat you. Also, Extremist has some respect for you, telling me that he thought you were really good, he told me that he thought I was better than him. And well, obviously, I think that I am much better than him so this won't really be a match up at all. Well, I think I've said enough so... until next time... Keep Cool and Keep Kicking Ass. 'Cause winning might not be everything, but LOSING SUCKS ASS!!! I'm out...

Don Harvone: Well, it seems like Doozer is very confident about his upcoming match up, but that really doesn't mean anything at all. Doozer is always confident about all of his matches. I don't think there has ever been a match when Doozer has said that he has a worthy opponent.

Jerry: You're wrong, Doozer's second to last match up against , when he teamed up with Dazz and Extremist to face Andy Sweeney and Wolf and Nas, he said that they were all good, but he'd have to kick there old has-been asses. Well, I guess that is still being rather cocky. So, never mind, you are right.

("Stupify" by Disturbed hits the P.A. system as Doozer head to the backstage area leaving a sold out crowd on its feet. As Doozer meets the cameraman backstage, he punches him out cold. Then, Doozer hops into his limousine and heads home.)