**Warning**: I have Yojin Musahiri's permission to use him in this role-play. I have Mike Robinson's permission to use him in this role-play. I have Dazz's permission to use him in this role-play.

(The scene opens up at Doozer's house, he is just waking up from a really needed sleep after being beat up by Yojin's master. He slowly gets into the shower and gets dressed. As he is stretching, he hears a knock at his door. First off, he realizes that it is not only a knock, it is a getto knock. A getto knock is when you turn with your back facing the door and back kicking the door as hard as you can. Doozer, knowing only one person other than himself, who does this knock rushes to the door excitedly. He opens the door to reveal just who he thought it was, his old tag team partner... MIKE ROBINSON!!!)

Mike Robinson: Hey, Dooze, what's up? I was just walking around, then I saw your house, remembered that The Dude and Slim left you, so I decided to hang with you for a while. Ya know, like old times, Doozer and Mikey, The Emindee Connection. The tag team who kicked Big Shot and Ice Porsche's ass over the ring two times in a row both times for the tag championships.

Doozer: Ummm, first thing, Mikey old pal... I kind of have a clue what is up. You don't have any pants on and well, I guess you are kind of excited. Anyway, yeah, then you left me and I kept the belts by myself. I refused all partners at first, then when I was set out for a match, I tried to get one, but the owner just said, "Well, you didn't want a partner, so I won't let you have one." I was like, damn. But, by the time the DWF closed down, I still held both those belts. Well, I'm stoked that you came here, I'm all alone and have been and it isn't very cool being alone.

Mike Robinson: Sucked to be you, huh? Well, it actually sucks to be me right now because I have been walking around town like this drinking booze. But, I'll get over the humiliation of being thrown rocks at whenever I go around town!!! You will not be bored for a second, cause we are gonna be kicking people's asses who are trying to stop us from raising hell all the time!!! This is gonna kick ass. Oh, I have a huge truckload of beers coming in, too.

Doozer: Hey man, that is awesome, but we can't get drunk now cause I have to go train over to Yojin's Gym. I have to get payback on his master bitch. Hey, maybe me and you can have a tag match against them too. The Emindee Connection coming back for just one match against Yojin and his master. That'd be some kick ass sh(censored).

Cameraman: Yeah, I bet that we better get there before our scheduled time, because he probably jumped you last time cause you were late a couple of minutes. So, I say we hit the road right now. What about you two?

Mike Robinson: Yeah, we better get on our way. And, ya know what? I think I just might take you up on that offer. The Emindee Connection fighting one more match together. Yeah, we are going to kick their asses. I remember how me and Yojin always used to compete with each other to see who was the better tag partner of yours, so I can show him now.

Doozer: Oh you damn right, Mikey, well I say we go. I do not, and I mean do not, want a beating like I got last time from behind by the Master. I woke up and didn't remember one damn thing that happened after I beat Yojin.

(Doozer, Mike Robinson, and The Cameraman all hop into Doozer's limousine and Doozer tells the limousine driver to head over to Yojin's Gym. And they get on their way)

Doozer: I'm stoked about this man, we are gonna hand out some big time ass whooping on them. We are gonna Dooze them, and Abuse Them!!! They won't know what hit 'em.

Cameraman: I don't know, that Master was throwing you around like a rag doll. He was just totally man handling your ass. He was wicked big, too. I mean, he towered over you like nothing.

Doozer: Well, if he thinks he can beat me, he might as well just enjoy that thought. Cause today, I'm gonna take his head and shove it so far up his ass, that he'll have to cut holes in his nipples to see!!! Cause this time, he will not be able to attack me from behind like the little bitch he is.

(Doozer, Mike Robinson, and The Cameraman all get out of the limousine and enter the Gym, Doozer turns around quickly expecting that attack from behind that Yojin gave him right after he entered the gym last time. But, instead when he turns around, Yojin is standing right there, with his huge Master by his side.)

Yojin Musahiri: Well hello, Doozer, I see you brought Mike Robinson. What a sweet surprise. Well, ready for another lesson? I have The Master right here with me so you will not have any excuses to lose to him tonight. I'm sure you have used the, "he attacked me from behind" excuse a couple of times after last night. Well, let's get one with the lesson.

Mike Robinson: Hey, Yojin, Doozer and I have come to a decision, we want it to be me and him vs. you and your master. What do you say? You want to fight a tag team match?

Doozer: Yeah, and there is no tag format either, so it's like a four way dance kind of, only with two tag teams.

Yojin Musahiri: Alright then, we will face the both of you. Mike, be prepared for you first lesson. Doozer, be prepared for what will probably be your last. Nobody comes back after getting their ass beaten twice in a row.

(Yojin charges at Doozer, but Doozer evades the attack by moving to the side. Yojin turns around, but to be caught by a spear from Mike Robinson. The Master picks up a chair and sits in it. Doozer and Mike Robinson attempt to do a tag team move that won them the tag titles against The Big Shot and Ice Porsche, A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!! They pull it off and The Master gets out of his seat. Doozer and Mike Robinson connect with a double clothesline on The Master, but he doesn't even step back. They try another, but the Master picks them both up and throws them down with a Spinebuster. Yojin runs up from behind with a glass bottle, but Doozer ducks and Yojin smashes the bottle on the head of The Master. The Master slowly falls down, and Doozer turns around, but gets kicked in the gut and powerbombed by Yojin. Mike runs after Yojin, but is leg-swept. Doozer gets back up and scurries behind Yojin, who doesn't know that Doozer is on all fours right behind him, Mike Robinson gets up and pushes Yojin who stumbles back and falls over the crouched down, Doozer. Doozer and Mike get up and celebrate, but turn around to see The Master slowly get up with Yojin by his side. Doozer charges towards the master with a chair, Mike behind him with a chair of his own. The Master takes Doozer's chair and hits Mike's chair, making Mike's chair hit him right in the face. Mike goes down hard, then the master hits Doozer in the head with his own chair. The Master then sets up two tables, each burning, and Yojin powerbombs Doozer through one, then Mike through the other which is his finisher, The Great Japanese Inferno. After a couple of hours, they wake up. Nobody is there in the gym except for the cameraman. They both leave and hop into the limousine. Doozer tells the cameraman to head for the gym and they are off.)

Doozer: Damn it, how did we end up losing? We were like dominating the whole time. Then, all of a sudden, I wake up feeling sh(censored)ty and beaten up. I mean, I just don't get it. What is up with this Master guy. Who the hell is he? Why is he so big and strong?

Mike Robinson: I don't know, but I thought we were doing pretty damn good until the point where he took your chair and hit my chair, which bounced off and hit me in the head. Then, he hit you in the head and we ended up being powerbombed through burning tables. But, before then we were doing damn good. I think we shouldn't go there anymore because then we will be worn down for The Quest for The Best.

Doozer: Talking about Quest for The Best, I heard what you said about me. About how if you don't win it, you hope that I will. Then, you said if I did face you, you think that you'd win. Well, I won't get mad at you, cause I think that I'd win and I'm just as cocky, but if you did face me, then it would be for the championship cause we are on the other end of the brackets. So, if you didn't win, that would mean that I would beat you, so I would win.

Mike Robinson: So, my hopes come true either way if we make it to the finals, that's cool... I mean, I meant it that way when I said that... and stuff... Cause...

Doozer: Ya know what is also cool? You know that movie, "Play It To The Bone"? Well, it is about two boxers who train together for a while, then they have to box against each other for the #1 contendership. Well, we are gonna start training with each other, and if we both make it far, then we will be fighting eachother for the #1 contendership to the Dream Title. That is pretty damn cool.

Cameraman: You know what? I think that hanging out with you guys is cool and that if it does come down to you two, then I think it would be a draw, just like in "Play It To The Bone", that'd be cool.

Doozer: Dude, a draw would suck big ass crack. That'd mean that there would be no #1 contender and we would have to fight again or some other two guys would get a shot or something, I should beat you up, but you are a fan so I can't. Hey, we're there man.

(The limousine pulls up to the arena. The Cameraman walks off to somewhere, he is on his break. Mike Robinson heads towards the food stand and waits in line for a hot dog. As he waits, a naked man bumps into him and runs off... The guy holds out a hot dog for him and Mike runs off towards the bathroom puking his guts out. And, Doozer, walks towards the Gorilla Position. Then, the lights go off. The color of red starts to flicker about the stands and "Stupify" by Disturbed plays as Doozer makes his way down to the ring wearing an official Boston red sox hat and a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey, under that jersey is a T-shirt labeled "Born Buff". As he gets into the ring, the words "Red Sox Rule" appear on the mat and as he turns his hat backwards red fireworks blast out of each turnbuckle. Doozer grabs a microphone.)

Doozer: Doozer is in the houuuuuuuuuuuse!!! And he's ready to RAISE some HELL and DO some DAMAGE!!! That's right, you're looking at the Innovation of Devastation, the Master of Disaster, The Ruler of The Ring, The Sultan of Slam, The King of Kablam, the man, the myth, the legend, the one, the only... THE DOOZE!!!

Jerry: Well, this is the second appearance that we have had from Doozer since the Dream Wrestling Federation has gotten back on his feat and he comes to us with some more battle scars from his little fights with Yojin and his Master. I don't know about you, Don, but the DWF is just a little more fun with such a character like Doozer's here.

Don Harvone: Well, obviously you don't know about me. I think that Doozer is a moron and isn't worthy to be here, let alone be in The Quest for The Best. I also think that him getting beaten up all the time is a good thing, maybe he will stop thinking that there is nobody better than himself.

Doozer: Alright, now I am pretty sure that good old Garrett Kett knows that I can beat his pansy little ass, so I will not focus on his as much today. I am going to tell you how I can kick anybody else's ass who tries to stand in my way of winning Quest for The Best. If, oops, I mean once I get past Garrett, then I will face either Lone Rebel or Oddball. I am not the least bit afraid of either of these two. Lone Rebel, well I know and he knows that I can beat him. Lone Rebel, I know you are good, but you know that I am better. Oh, and Oddball, what a name, huh? Oddball, what does that mean? Does it stand for something? Like, you have an odd number of balls? Don't answer that, I really do not need to know if you have one, three, or possibly even five balls. Well, getting off the subject of male genitals, if it comes down to me and Oddballs in the second round, I hope he knows that he doesn't have a chance in hell to get to the next round. I mean, a snowball has a better chance surviving a day in hell than you do of beating me. A one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest has a better chance. The biggest geek in school has a better chance with the hottest babe, than you do at beating me. I have a better chance of becoming gay, than you do beating me. And, trust me, there is no way that I will ever be gay.

Don Harvone: Alright, so it didn't make Doozer think any less of himself. He is out here badmouthing Oddball and Lone Rebel, when I think that both of them could beat him. He is out here... damn it. I have nothing else to say... Oh yeah, I wonder who the hell that naked man that Mike saw was?

Doozer: Then, once I get by either of you two, it really doesn’t matter which, I will have to fight… Hmmm, I am narrowing it down to either Cro or Jocco. Those two really don’t even have match ups, so I am saying that in the Semi-Final, I think, it should be myself vs. Cro or Jocco. Cro, I have respect for you. Yeah, I said that I have respect for Cro!!! That usually doesn’t happen much, but I do. I mean, you are a very good wrestler, but I still think that you are not good enough to overcome myself. Yes, it will be a tough match up, if it is Me vs. You, but I think that I will come out of there victorious. That would be a great match, but if Jocco beats you before you can reach me, then that will still be a good match. Jocco is also very talented, but again, not talented enough. I am at a time, where I am so pumped up that I am going to go into The Quest for The Best thinking that I am not only a Bull-Doozer, but a full powered, full speed ahead Bull-Doozer!!! And, nobody will get in my way and come out without some big ass battle scars. I am going to be kicking ass and taking names like nobody before me. I am just as excited as a Homo in a Boy-Scout Camp over this whole Quest for The Best thing.

Jerry: Man, I think Doozer is really going to go far in the Quest for The Best. Hey, he might not go all the way, but I think he has a good chance to get into the finals. The way he put it, he makes it look like he has no competition, but he certainly does have a lot. This Quest for The Best has been filled with superstars that will put everything on the line just to win. There are going to be a lot of head bashing matches at the Quest for The Best.

Don Harvone: Yes, there certainly are. But, I think Doozer is going into this way too cocky. He is going to be knocked off early by Garrett Kett, because he isn’t even focusing on him. Garrett could be Doozer’s hardest match and Doozer isn’t even looking at him. He is already looking at other matches and predicting that he is going to win them, too. I think that if Doozer goes in like that, then he will be taken out early.

Doozer: Alright, after I get past either Cro or Jocco, I then face… hell, too many options of people. But, I will tell you now that the only people that I am worried about is my own friend, Mike Robinson and my other friend, The Extremist. Those two are great superstars and could really make it far if they train correctly, all the others are good, but I just think that the only three possible options for the finals are Extremist vs. Doozer or Mike Robinson vs. Doozer. Either way, I am in it and I will win it. Extremist, yourself and I have met once in the ring and well, I handed the Novice Title down to you. Mike Robinson, I have not faced you in the ring as an opponent, but we have been tag team partners in the ring and we won the tag team championships. So, I know all your moves and how you use them and when you use them, and I will be aware and ready for every one of them. You might think that you know all my moves. You might think that you know my finisher, The Pesky Poll. Well, that was my finisher, but I have a new one. It is The Green Monster!!! So, whoever I face in the finals, I will tell you this… The Red Sox’s Green Monster blocks home runs, but my Green Monster will end your winning streak!!! Oh yeah, I can’t believe that I forgot. I came back the other day, cut my first promo in a while and didn’t even break out a rhyme for all you. So, I will right now…

I’m The Ruler of The Ring
And when it comes to Kablaming
I am the King
And I won’t let up
when I hear the bell ding
So, you might as well sit down
And you better shut-up
Oh remember, you should wear a cup
Cause, when I kick you in the balls
You will be like a clown
With a frown
Down on the ground
Your face I will pound
Then I hit the Green Monster
Screw Sting and Big Show, I’m The Show Stopper
I pin you for the 3
Count that is
Man, you better flee
Out of town, that is
Cause around here, you can’t hide from me
Cause tracking you down, that is my biz
And remember one thing
I will not stop
Cause I am stronger than Tyson
and Smarter than Spock.

Jerry: Well, those are the ripping rhymes that we expect from Doozer every time he comes down here to the ring. Well, he didn’t do them last time he came out, but that rhyme made up for it. That was kick ass.

Don Harvone: Yeah, I guess it was alright, one of his best, but that really isn’t very good. There are definitely a lot of others better than him. Well, this is usually the time when Doozer leaves the ring, so I guess this is all for today folks. And remember, Keep F’n, Keep Wrestl’n, and Keep DWF’n.

Jerry: And, as Doozer would say… Keep Cool!!!

Doozer: Alright, people, I’m out of here. I’ll catch all you on the ring side next time. Oh, and until then… KEEP COOL and Keep Kicking Ass. ‘Cause, winning might not be everything, but LOSING SUCKS MEGA ASS!!!

("Stupify" by Disturbed plays as Doozer makes his way backstage leaving a sold out crowd on its feet. As Doozer gets backstage he meets up with Mike Robinson and his Cameraman, for once, they don’t punch out the cameraman to be left alone. Actually, they decide to let him keep taping a little bit more because they are going to go over to Dazz’s locker room. As they open the door, they hear a screech and see the backside of a very large, muscular women wearing a purple glittery dress with hairy legs. At first, the two are startled, then Mike’s face goes beat red.)

Mike Robinson: Ma… what are you doing in Dazz’s locker room? I know you have a crush on the guy, but I told you never to walk out of the house. Oh god, I am going to get killed for this. And ma, I told you that if you do go out, then you should at least shave your legs.

(Mike’s so called, mother, turns around and both Doozer and Mike stand there with their eyes wide open and mouths dropped down in shock because the person was… Dazz!!!)

Dazz: Hey, my legs aren’t that hairy are they? And, does this dress look too tight? Does it go good with my complexion? Oh my god… Doozer… and Mike Robinson. Oh sh(censored)!!! Umm, I am not standing here with a purple dress on and you guys never saw me. Actually, I left about ten minutes ago.

Doozer: Umm, then why are you still standing right there man? Or, are you a man after all?

Mike Robinson: Dude, obviously this isn’t a good time. Dazz might just being going through some hard times and he might be trying new things. This happens to some people.

Doozer: Well, all those times in the showers, I did think that you were looking at me rather strangely. Damn, Dazz, when did you decide to become a Drag Queen?

Dazz: Ummm, I was just… It was all a dare, I swear to you, it was just a dare. Damn it, shut off the damn camera…

(Dazz throws one of his combs at the camera and hits in square in the lens, breaking it. The cameraman shuts off the camera and the screen fades too…)