**Warning**: I have Yojin Musahiri's permission to use him in this role-play. I have Mike Robinson's permission to use him in this role-play. I have Dazz's permission to use him in this role-play. I have Dusty's permission to use him in this role-play.

(The scene opens up at Doozer's house. Doozer is just waking up after a night of partying and gets right into the shower. Doozer gets out and gets dressed. The Dude follows him, who is followed by Mike Robinson. After Mike gets out and dressed Dazz hops into the shower. Then, finally, Dusty gets into it. About a minute into Dusty's shower, he lets out a huge screech.)

Dusty: Owwwie, the poopy water is wicked hot... Oh, it is okay now... Ahhhh, cold as ice... Hot as hell... Cold as ice...

(This went on for some time. After a while, Dusty got out of the shower, he stepped onto the bathroom floor and slipped and fell right on his ass. There, Dusty cried for quite some time. He got up and tried to get dressed, but his clothes were too small. Finally, he walked out of the bathroom, looking like shit and wearing really, really tight clothes.)

Doozer: *trying to act innocent* God, Dusty, whatever could have happened to you in that shower? It looks as though you were having a tough time. Then, after the shower turned off we heard a thunderous bang.

The Dude: Doozer, you don't remember? You were the one who planned it all out...

Doozer: *winking at The Dude trying to get him to play along* Dude, I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

The Dude: Duh... Geez, Doozer, it went like this. You had me take Dusty's clothes down to the washer and wash them with hot water so they would shrink. Then, you were flushing the toilet so that Dusty's water would turn hot. While you weren't flushing the water, the hot water was being used up by the washing machine, so it would turn cold. Then, while I was down there you waxed the floor so he would fall down dumby head. Man, I knew you didn't have a good memory, but how can you forget that?

Doozer: Alright, moron... First off, when you pull a prank on somebody, you are not supposed to tell them about it... Secondly, you are the retard because you told. Actually, I guess you are just the same old Dude. Remember when we tried to do this to Mike Robinson?

Mike Robinson: I remember that you bastards. That water was frigen hot. But, I don not remember the rest of that day very well.

Cameraman: Well, I keep all of the tapes of each of Doozer's days right here in Doozer's house. I will go get them and we can watch that very day. What day was it?

Doozer: Actually, it was the first day that Mike stayed over at my house because we were just becoming tag team partners. Yeah, I marked it down on the wall over there. *doozer looks at the wall* Day we pulled a prank on Mikey... August Tenth. Well, go get that movie cameraman person guy and let's watch it.

(The Cameraman steps out of the room and after a little while comes back with a video tape labeled August 10. He plops it into the VCR and presses play. Doozer, Dusty, Mike Robinson, The Dude, and The Cameraman start watching the movie...)

THE MOVIE!!!

(The scene opens up at Doozer’s house. He is just waking up with yet another title draped over him, no it’s not the Novice Title or The People’s Title, it is the DWF Tag Team Title. The Dude is also just waking up from the tub. The Dude gets into the shower and gets dressed. Doozer follows him with a shower and dresses himself. Yojin does the same. After him, Slim Shady does the same. After Slim, Mike Robinson walks into the room with him DWF Tag Team Title over his shoulder, he gets into the water, but the water is very cold.)

Mike Robinson: DAMNIT, this fricken water is cold. What the hell is up with that?

The Dude: Huh, now why would it be soo cold?**the dude flushes the toilet again and Mike screams, it is steaming hot** Is that good?

Doozer: I don’t have a clue why the water is that way. **doozer is standing beside a washing machine, with it turned all the way up and it’s on the very hot water type**

Slim Shady: Don’t ask me **slim shady is shown by the oil burner down in the basement, it shows the oil supply turned off** Ahhh, damn I’m good.

(Mike Robinson eventually gets out of the shower and gets dressed.)

Doozer: How was the shower Mikey? Now, I have some trouble with it. See, sometimes it will bobble from cold to hot, ya know. Not that much of a difference, but just enough. Might that of happened to you?

The Dude: Of course it was, Doozer. Geez, I kept on flushing the toilet and you had the washer on and Slim turned off the oil, duh.

Yojin Musahiri: You weren’t supposed to say anything, retard.

Mike Robinson: Hey, Dude, I’m gonna give you five seconds to get your ass out of here.

The Dude: Ya know what? I am sick of you and your stupid semantics.

Doozer: Wow, Dude, you impressed me for a second there, but then I realized that you don’t know what the word means, so I still think you are just a retard who can say big words.

The Dude: No, Semantics means Foolish Games.

Yojin Musahiri: Actually, it means the meaning of something. So, you are still just a retard with big words. Sorry to put you down, Dude.

The Dude: Ya know what really pisses me off? You guys making fun of my intelligence. Yeah, you guys making fun of MY intelligence. I mean, how dumb do you guys think I am? I bet if we all went on some game show or something, I could beat all your asses.

Doozer: Sorry, Dude, we ain’t doing anything like that today. Actually, I don’t feel like doing anything today. Damn, I don’t have a clue. I wish we could just stay home until we have to go to the arena. Ugh…Hey, maybe we could just stay here and do stuff.

Mike Robinson: I’m up for that. Hey, I know what we could do. Since we had a few people sign that list, let’s start up the DARE Weight-Loss Program.

Doozer: I’m for that, but first off, I gotta thank Aliester Crowley for his uhhhhh, help. You damn right Aliester. Also, I’d like to say to Kyle Kalligan that yes, he beat The Innovation of Devastation, but if he brags about it the least bit. This is what is gonna happen. I am gonna fight that kid night after night and beat his ass every night until he realizes that I am better than he is. Also, my record is now 8 and 1, that’s right Kyle, you gave me my first loss. I am actually more angry about the first loss than losing my People’s Title. You all know that I was goin to give up that title soon anyway. Also, I’d like to point out how I’ve gone a whole 11 days without a title, total. Yeah, in about two months of being in this great federation, 11 of those days I have not had a title. See, first off I joined, three days after I won the Novice Title, then I gave it up, and a week after that, seven days, I won the People’s Title. Then, I lost it to Kyle, then a day after losing that belt to him, I won The Tag Team Titles with none other than, The Big M-I-K- to the E. Now, I’m gonna go and switch that closed sign to an open one and start up the DARE Weight Loss Program.

(Doozer switches the sign and exactly one second after doing so, Dusty barges through the door. Then, Spanky, Dusty’s brother, comes in. As well as a guy named Stan, he is Dusty’s long lost cousin, but Dusty does not know this yet.)

Doozer: Well, we got Dusty, Spanky, and Stan. What a group. We got a fat ass, a guy with a name that says it all, and…. Stan. We got a retard, his brother, and…..Stan. We got a… Okay, I’ll shut up now. Alright, our first workout will be, the donut rebuke. Yes, Dude, I see that confused look on your face. Rebuke means to reject something. Alright, as Slim Shady passes out the nice warm gooey glazed donuts, I will explain the rules of this game. One, there is no talking about about DARE Weight-Loss Program. Two, there is no talking about DARE Weight-Loss Program. Three, there is no trying to steal other people’s donuts and eating them, then using the excuse of that it wasn’t your donut. Four, there is no eating of your own donut. Five, there is no touching of either Me or Mike’s Tag Team Titles. Six, there is no gaping at the donuts. Seven, I could go on like this all day long. Eight, You will listen and obey my every word. Nine, you better not break the eighth rule. Ten, there is no breaking of the ninth rule. Eleven, there is no talking about DARE Weight-Loss Program. Twelve, I told you I could go on like this all day long. Thirteen, Alright I'm gonna stop now. Let's get on with the program. You should all have one donut in your right hand. I will send out Yojin to check you all out to see if you are all holding one donut in just your right hand.

(Yojin Musahiri walks up to Stan. Stan has a donut around his left foot and he is wearing his shoes on his hands. Yojin shakes his head and begins to speak.)

Yojin Musahiri: Stan, is it? Yeah, you have your shoes on your hands retard. Now, these things**yojin shakes his hands** are your hands and these things**yojin moves around his feet** are your feet. Now, I want to see that donut in your right**shakes his hand** hand and those shoes on your**shakes his feet** feet.

(Stan puts his shoes on his feet and puts the donut on top of his head. He starts to laugh a little.)

Slim Shady: I can handle this mofo.**Slim Shady walks up to Stan and gets in his face** So, you think you are a tough guy? A smart ass tough guy? Yeah, you think you're a tough guy. Well, I'm gonna spit out some rhymes for ya. Here I go... TOUGH GUY, YOUR SHIT IS WEAK. TOUGH GUY, I'M PACKING HEAT. TOUGH GUY, YOU BETTER RUN. RETARD, THIS IS A GUN.

(Stan quickly takes the donut off his head and holds it with his right hand, looking very scared. Everyone in the room claps and cheers for Slim Shady, except for Dusty. Dusty walks very slowly up to Slim with a puzzled look on his face, then he pokes Shady in the arm and ribs a couple of times. Then he takes a step back with a look on his face like he is trying to figure something out. Spanky walks up to him.)

Spanky: You look puzzled, what are you trying to figure out?

Dusty: I'm trying to figure out why the poopy my foot hurts so badly!!!**Spanky shakes his head and slaps him** Oh, I was also figuring out why Slim said he was packing heat, but he isn't hot at all.**starts to talk like he is intelligent** Yes, it seems like Slim was lying when he made that statement.

(Dusty starts to laugh a little, he can't keep a straight face for shit. Everyone else isn't laughing a bit. Spanky just stares at dusty for about ten minutes, then slaps him right across the face. Yojin thanks Slim Shady and and walks up to Spanky. Spanky is standing perfectly straight, but he has no donut. Yojin orders Mike to give him one. After a little argueing about being the better tag partner, Mike finally agrees and gets the donut for Spanky. Spanky thanks Mike, takes the donut, and holds it in his right hand. Yojin nods and goes on to dusty. Yojin sees Dusty and gasps. Dusty is slouching with two donuts. One over each ear. He is holding something up to his mouth that he is talking to.)

Dusty: Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan, are you there? This is Princess Layme calling in.

Stan: Oh, Princess Layme, this is Luke Iwannalaya and uhhhh, I wanna lay ya, so let's get to the make out scene you sexy thang.

(Dusty lets out a screech and Slim Shady and Mike Robinson tackle Stan. They are beating the living hell out of him.)

Slim Shady: The Fourteenth rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program, there is no acting, looking, smelling, or being gay during the DARE Weight-Loss Program.

(Yojin approaches Dusty. Yojin stands there shaking his head. Dusty shakes his head back. Yojin begins to speak.)

Yojin Musahiri: Dusty, I won't be harsh with you because I know you are not all there.**dusty feels himself, looking confused** Ugh, not that way. Now, you have five seconds to get those donuts off of your ears and hold on of them with your right hand. I know, you'll have one other donut. Just get rid of it or something like that.

(Dusty grins. He takes one of the donuts off his ear with his right hand and holds it there. He takes the other one off and looks like he is getting ready to throw it, but he hurls it up very quickly and stuffs it in his mouth. He turns and runs as fast as he can, which isn't fast. He trips on a chair and lands face first. He starts choking on the donut.)

Doozer: That is the price you pay for breaking a rule, buddy ol' pal.

Spanky: Aren't you going to help him?

Slim Shady: Hell no, it's his punishment for eating them damn things. Don't worry, eventually he'll pass out and breathe through his nose, which he can't do when he is conscious.

Mike Robinson: I don't think he every is fully conscious, but whatever. Stan, Spanky, if either of you try to help him. You will be punished even worse. The Fifteenth rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program is that you do not help anyone that is being punished. Man, I think we have got enough fricken rules.

Doozer: No, we obviously don't. The Sixteenth Rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program is that you can not say that DARE Weight-Loss Program has too many rules. The Seventeenth Rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program is that if you break the Sixteenth there will be capital punishment awaiting you. The Eighteenth rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program is that I am just using this one to get to Twenty. The Nineteenth rule of DARE Weight-Loss Program is that if you use any of my catchphrases you are dead. The Twentieth Rule of DARE Weight-Loss is that you can't touch either Mike's or my Tag Team Titles. Alright, I got twenty out there. Now, the next step to this Donut Rebuke course is the Donut hurl. No, Dusty don't get your hopes up, you don't eat as much donuts as you can than throw-up. The Donut Hurl is a simple exorcise. You simply take the donut from your right hand and throw it. The person who throws it the farthest will get a prize. The person who throws it the shortest will be punished. Now, since Dusty is finally back on his feet we can start this next step towards the breaking of your addictions. Alright, you all have a donut in your right hand. Now, throw that damn thing as hard and as far as you can.

(Stan throws his like a pansy. Slim Shady went up and measured it at a short throw of 18 feet. Spanky threw his very straight and semi far at a fair 170 feet.)

Doozer: Now, that would almost make it from second base to home plate on a major league baseball field. You could say that it was a fairly good throw. Now, Dusty the Donut Eater, it is your turn. I will warn you in advance not to eat your donut. If you do, you will be placed in a little circular room with five horny and hairy homosexuals.

(Dusty quivers and some tears drop from his eyes. He throws his fairly good, it is high and straight with some speed, he was a catcher as a kid. Slim Shady ended up measuring Dusty’s throw at 239 feet. Dusty jumps up and down and up and down with joy. He hugs Spanky, then Stan, then he runs towards Slim with his arms open wide and Slim just decks him in his face, knocking Dusty down hard to the floor. The rest get a good laugh at it, but Doozer quiets them.)

Doozer: Now, we are almost done with Day One of the DARE Weight-Loss Program. First, I’ll hand out the prize to dusty. It is a munchkin from Dunkin Donuts. I can’t go in there, so I had Mike Robinson buy one. There you go Dusty.

(Doozer hands over the munchkin to Dusty, who gobbles it down quicker than you can say retarded homosexual with a crooked dink. Well, it does take a little bit of time to say that, but that is pretty fast for Dusty. Doozer lets Stan off the hook from getting punished and walks up to the camera. Doozer places a seat down and begins to speak into the camera.)

Doozer: This is for all you watching at the arena and all you watching at home. It just wouldn’t be right if he wasn’t in the house. Who’s in the house? Oh wait, I know this one… DOOZER IS IN THE HOUUUUUUUUSE and he’s ready to RAISE some HELL and DO some DAMAGE!!!!! That’s right, you’re lookin at The Innovation of Devastation, The Master of Disaster, the man, the myth, the legend, the one, the only, THE DOOZE!!! Yeah, it just wouldn’t be right if I wasn’t spitting out catchphrases left and right and getting seen making fun of my opposition. So, here I am doing it. Now, it seems like Big Sh(censored) and Ice Porsche are getting a rematch at the PPV known as Battle Clash. Well, Big Shi(censored), Ice Porridge, you both can kiss my big white ass!!! You two little Packers from the Fudge Factory are no match for The Emindee Connection. Even if you two were weight lifters in the GAY OLYMPICS, you still would not be a match for me and the M-I-K-to the E. So, Big Shi(censored) you are gonna be FLUSHED and Ice Porsche, I’m gonna melt the Ice and well, I don’t need to do anything to the Porsche cause they suck by themselves. You two just stay away from the little boys, they don’t like you as much as you would like to think….BUT, to all you cool cat RED SOX FANS…KEEP COOL and Kick Ass… ‘Cause winnin’ might not be everything, but LOSING SUCKS ASS!!! I’m outtie.

(The scene at Doozer's house fades to this...)

END OF MOVIE!!!

Doozer: Yeah, that day kicked mega ass. I mean, Mikey and Myself havin fun that day. Kicking ass at Battleclash, defending our tag titles. I mean, the announcer at Battleclash didn't even know who we were and we had been the tag champs for quite some time and he still didn't know who we were. That was some funny sh(censored)

Mike Robinson: Yeah, that was awesome. That whole DARE Program thing was just awesome. Nothing was better than those good old days of the DARE Program.

The Dude: Yeah, The DARE Programs. I remember them, Doozer you should bring them back. Put up a whole new signup sheet for each and every guy out there. Yeah, it looks like a lot of the new wrestlers could use some training from a veteran, it'd be good for them.

Doozer: Yeah, I think you are right, Dude, for maybe the first time in your life. It would be good for the new guys to take a couple DARE Program lessons for a while and I will train my own group of donut hating bad asses and we will face Yojin, his Master, and their ninjas in a while. That will be the best. Man, Dude, you really do surprise me sometimes, you really do. The second that I think you could not get any more stupid, you actually say something half smart for once.

Dusty: Ya know what? I like having The Dude over more often. Whenever he is over here, he gets made fun of part of the time and so do I part of the time. But, it is better than being made fun of the whole time because now it is only half of the whole time. Plus, I have somebody who is getting made fun of by my side instead of being the only one being made fun of. I think that The Dude should stick around with us for quite some time.

Mike Robinson: He was going to wether you wanted him to or not, retard. I mean, The Dude might be mentally retarded. Yes, he might be overly stupid. And, he might be just plain moronic sometimes, but he is cool... Wait a minute, those three things are really only one thing. So, there is only one thing wrong with The Dude. I guess he's alright then.

Dusty: Hey, there is only one thing wrong with me... guys... hey guys... guys?... guys?... hey... hey guys?...

Doozer: Ugh, he never shuts up. I mean, you can try to ignore him, but it won't work. He keeps going and going and going and going until you answer him. Alright, Dusty, there is a lot more than one thing wrong with you. You are retarded, you are clumsy, you are slow, you are sexually confused only on occasions, but still... you are also on the rather big... no, huge side!!! I'm sorry for the big time confidence booster *chuckles*, but it's the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. What I can't get is how you are such a good wrestler, it just bewilders me.

Dusty: Well, that hurt... but like my mommy always told me... stick to the good things in life because there will be very few in it, especially yours. So, I am going to be happy about the fact that you said I was a good wrestler. Finally, I am getting a little *starts to sing* R-E-S-P-E-C-T, oh yeah me, me, me... R-E-S-P-E-C-T oh poop, i have to pee...

(Dusty makes a run for the bathroom. After a minute or so, he comes out.)

Doozer: I remember when this retard, Dusty, was starting to wear off on me. Man, that was a bad day for me. See, it went a little like this...

Mike Robinson: Doozer, since we are having like a little re-union thing going on anyway, we might as well just watch the movie of that day man. Yeah, it will be great. Maybe we can even watch another movie today too. This is going to be awesome.

Cameraman: So, Doozer, when was this movie made? Wait, you are talking about the time when you started talking to yourself like Dusty always does. I know this one, it took place... August Twenty-Third. I say we watch the whole tape too...

(The Cameraman steps out of the room yet again. After a couple minutes gone by, he comes back in the room with a video tape labeled, August 23. He puts it into the VCR and hits play. Doozer and the gang all watch.)

THE SECOND MOVIE!!!

(The scene opens up at Doozer's House, as usual because of the 'Tape Your Life' program. Doozer is just waking up with both of the Tag Team Championships over his shoulder. The Dude gets in the shower and dressed, then Doozer follows him. They are both just sitting there doing nothing, Mike Robinson left after he quit the Dream Wrestling Federation and Yojin and Doozer are having some problems, and Slim Shady is just not there. Doozer finds a letter next to his seat where Slim used to sit. He picks it up and start to read it.)

Doozer Reading It Out Loud: Sorry, Doozer, but I have to leave you now. I don't want you to get arrested to be "In the Precense" if you know what I mean. So, this is Slim signing off, I might see you in five years or so.

(Doozer puts the letter down. He just sits there staring at a shut off Television....oops, Boob Tube is what Doozer wants it to be called. The Dude was bored so he decided to go to the bathroom. For almost the first time in his life, Doozer is alone.)

Doozer: Holy sh(censored), I am alone. Hey, I'm not totally alone, I still got my two good buddies, the tag team championships. Oh, who am I kidding, this sucks ass. Wait, who am I kidding, if I was alone I wouldn't be kidding anybody, so there must be someone around me to be kidding. Man, I am totally alone, this sucks ass. Okay, now I am talking to myself. I guess being around Dusty all the time for the DARE Weight Loss Program is starting to rub off on me.

Doozer #2: Yes, it is. You are a frigen dumb ass man. I can't believe I'm talking to you and you are talking back. Either you are high on crack right now, or you need to visit Happy Acres.

Doozer: Alright, why don't you just shut the hell up. You are the dumb one anyway. I can't believe that you just insisted on me going to a mental institution. There is nothin wrong with me.

Doozer #2: Then why are you still talking to me? Man, my balls really itch right now.

Doozer: Hey, like Dusty said a while ago, if you itch your balls, then you will be itching my balls and well...that's when people start to talk. Then, they look at you in a wierd way. Before you know it, you are known as the man who itched his balls..... WAIT A MINUTE. They are my balls, you are me, so they are your balls, too. Itch away amigo.

(Doozer #2 starts itching his balls. He is also itching Doozer's balls at the same time since they both have the same balls. I know it's really a hard thing to understand, but when you have balls that itch while you are talking to yourself, you'll understand just perfectly.)

Doozer: That was some good ball itching. You must itch your balls all the time. Okay, I guess we should stop talking about itching balls. It's getting kind of wierd. Oh, you wanna hear a kick ass joke?

Doozer #2: Let me guess, this is the joke, right. First, a guy is lost in the woods, all of a sudden, he finds a house right there. He walks in and the father invites him to stay for the night. While at supper, the father tells him that he can not screw his daughter. The guy is thinking that his daughter is ugly anyway, so he agrees. Then, the daughter comes down to supper and she is really, really hot. I mean, talk about T&A. So, the guys says, screw her old man, i'm doing her tonight. So, they do it that night and he wakes up in the morning with a good sized rock on his chest. The guys thinks to himself, well I'll just throw the big rock out the window. So, right before he throws it out, he reads a message that says, left nut attatched to big rock. It is too late to stop the rock, so he figures that he'll just jump out with it. Then, he reads a message right below the other, it says, right nut attached to bed.

Doozer: You just totally ruined the whole joke, it would have sounded a lot better coming out of my mouth. I was the one who was supposed to tell it, damn you. I'm never going to talk to you again, ever. You are a packer in the fudge factory.

Doozer #2: Well, I never liked you either. I don't ever want to talk to you again, either. Wait a minute, if I'm a packer in the fudge factory, that means you are a Fudge Packer too. Hahah, you just tooled on yourself. What a moron.

(The Dude finally comes out of the bathroom. He thought he heard Doozer talking to someone, but Doozer is just sitting there on the couch wearing his tag team titles just like Kurt Angle wore his Intercontinental and European Titles.)

The Dude: I could've sworn that I heard you talking to somebody. Man, maybe I'm still just some retard to has a big imagination. God, I am retarded. Momy, why'd you drop me on the head so much? Why? I hate you mommy, you never treated me right.

Doozer: You moron, your mom left you right after you were born. I think the docter was bouncing you on his leg and the ceiling was too low. Either that or you know how they slap the baby's butt? I think they thought your face was your butt cause you are soo but ugly.

The Dude: That really, really hurt. I mean, it really hurt. But, not as much as this is gonna. I think you are a gay ass teacher!!! You are a teacher, haha.

Doozer: Ya know what? This one is for my man, Slim Shady!!!
I'M A PREACHER
I AIN'T NO GOD DAMN TEACHER
WHEN I SEE A DONUT
I SAY, I AIN'T GONNA EAT YA
I'M GONNA THROW YOU DOWN
ON THE GROUND
AND STOMP THE SHIT OUT OF YA
CAUSE ALL DONUTS SUCK ASS
WHENEVER SOMEONE IS STOMPING AT ONE
I YELL, KICK HIS ASS C-BASS
YEAH, SOME PEEPS THINK I'M CRAZY
HEY, AT LEAST I AIN'T LAZY
LIKE A COP
SITTIN ON MY ASS ALL DAY, HEY
ME, YOU CAN'T STOP
I'M STRONGER THAN TYSON
AND STRONGER THAN SPOCK!!!

The Dude: That was pretty good. I guess you aren't a gay ass teacher. 'Cause teachers can't bust rhymes like that. Hey, I guess we are back to the old days, huh. Just me and you, those were cool times. Want to watch some movies from the past?

Doozer: Sure man, but maybe tomorrow. I can't today, I got to go to the arena pretty soon. Let's add a new adventure to our book before that though. I feel like going to a restaurant. A chinese one!!! Yeah, let's go get some chinese food.

The Dude: For a second, I thought you were gonna say restroom, but i bet that place has one or maybe too. They might even be chinese bathrooms TOO!!! Yay, for China. Alright, let's go!!!

(Doozer and The Dude hop into the limo, Doozer has both of his tag team championship belts along with him. The Dude has his plunger title that some president made for him because he wasn't leaving him alone. Doozer tells the limo driver where they are headed to and they are off.)

Doozer: Hey, I have a match on friday. Yeah, I haven't been fighting much because I've been doing a lot of stuff lately, but I do have a match of friday and I'm gonna kick some ass. I am ready to face three hall of famers. Hey, with Dazz, The Dream Champ, Extremist, the US Champ, and Me, both of the Tag Team Champs, well you can't beat a team like that. We will crush Nas and Sweeney and whoever else we are fighting, I'm not sure really. All I know is this. First, I'm gonna Dooze them. Then I'm gonna abuse them!!!

The Dude: That's a pretty sweet new catchphrase, got any others?

Doozer: Well, these are my current catchphrases. Number One, Doozer is in the house and he's ready to RAISE some HELL and DO some DAMAGE!!! That's right, you're looking at the Innovation of Devastation, the Master of Disaster, the man, the myth, the legend, the one, the only, The Dooze!!! That's my opening catchphrase. My ending catchphrase is... So, to all you cool cat red sox fans out there.... KEEP COOL and Keep Kicking Ass. 'Cause winning might not be everything, BUT LOSING SUCKS ASS!!! My other catchphrase is, You are all just bricks in the wall that seperates me from what I want to be. Another one is, You are just some Packer in The Fudge Factory or you Beat The Meat in The Meat Factory. The one I just said, I'm gonna Dooze you. Then I'm gonna abuse you. This is another one I was thinking of... First, THE GREEN MONSTER is gonna stop you from winning. Then, you cap you off, THE PESKY POLL is gonna fall on you!!!

The Dude: Those are pretty good. Now, could you explain that last catchphrase for like the people listening and....stuff!!!

Doozer: No prob, Bob. He's the special ref, haha. Okay, Now THE GREEN MONSTER of Fenway Park stops homeruns. Well, my GREEN MONSTER, the Double Leg Underhook Faceplant is going to stop them from winning because I can slap in on quickly. Then, after that, if you hit the pesky poll, which comes out into the field, it's an automatic homerun. So, I'm gonna hit MY PESKY POLL, The somersault Legdrop from the Top Rope, to get the win. Get it?

The Dude: Well, I don't get a lot of things, but I get this i guess. I really don't know how it feels to get something. Everything is either going over my head, or falling three feet short. Haha, I made a funny.

(The limo finally arrives at a Chinese Restaurent. Doozer and The Dude hop out of the limo and enter the restaurent. They go up to the cashier, who is luckily talking english. They get a seat for two in non-smoking. Then, Dusty comes in after them and gets a seat with them. He sits besied The Dude because he is scared of Doozer and they talk about what they are going to order. They have everything figured out, well at least Doozer does. The woman waitress comes up to them to take their order.)

Doozer: I'd like the Creemovsumyunguy.**note: sound out that word if you don't get it** No, actually I want the number seventeen. Some chicken wings, chicken fingers, pork, and fried rice. I'd also like an orange soda please.

The Dude: I'd like....ummmm, how do you say that? It's some wierd chinese word i guess.

Doozer: That word is 'the' you retard.

The Dude: I knew that, I meant this word...

Doozer: That word is 'egg' you frigen moron.

The Dude: I knew...no I didn't. I'd like The Egg, something something.**He just points at The Egg Roll and Fried Rice.** I'd also like a Seven Up Yours, haha. No, it's just called Seven Up.

Dusty: I don't know really, but I think that Creemovsumyunguy sounds good. Yeah, I think I want some of that.**doozer slaps him and The Dude tells him what it really is** Ewww, nevermind miss. I'd like a Hot Dog and some Water please, thanks.

Doozer: Okay, this is just great. The Dude didn't know how to say The Egg Roll and Fried Rice and Dusty is at a chinese restaurent buying american food. At least my chicken wings have that chinese sauce on them and those chicken fingers are a lot different. This is gonna be a long meal.

(The food finally comes after a while and they start to chow down. Dusty eats up his hot dog quickly and drinks his water really quickly, then he leaves as quick as a flash. Actually, he's not that fast and plus he tripped over some guy's leg on the way. Doozer ate away at his chicken wings as The Dude is refusing to eat the egg roll.)

Doozer: Why aren't you eating your damn egg roll?

The Dude: I didn't know it would actually have egg in it. Yuck, I hate eggs. I can't believe you made me order this, I'm going.

(The Dude runs off into a bathroom and stays there. That second, everybody else vacates the bathroom quickly. Doozer sits there eating his food, he is along once again.)

Doozer: I don't think I can take this lonelyness anymore. It sucks to be alone. I mean, I used to have The Dude, Thaila, Yojin Musahiri, Slim Shady, and Mike Robinson around me all the time. Now, I got nobody. Maybe I am just that. Wait, why the hell am I facing hall of famers if I'm a nobody. I gotta be somebody to be fightin those big names. Well, I guess I'm going to go pay the check, leave a tip, and get on my way to the arena.

(As Doozer gets up, he puts his official boston red sox hat on and starts walking. All of a sudden, cops are standing in front of him to stop him from going forward. Doozer looks confused, but he starts the cops right in the eye and turns his hat backwards. That second, the cops know who he is, Doozer must have beaten them up before or something, but the cops left quicker than Doozer had ever seen their fat asses move. Doozer shrugs and puts his hat back into it's original place and pays the check, leaves a tip. The tip isn't money though, it says, "Get a breat implant and you won't be a miss anymore." Doozer gets into the limo and as he starts to leave, The Dude runs out and hops in the limo. They head off to the arena.)

Doozer: What were you doing in there the whole time? I mean, I have never met anybody who has spent as long as you have in the bathroom man.

The Dude: Sorry, but I can't say. It's my secret. Hey, I saw the tip you left and left one of my own. It said... Hey, Urinate, but if you had bigger boobs you'd be a ten. Jean Claud Van Dam I've funny.

Doozer: No, you are just really happy today. I don't know why, but you seem happier than a HOMO IN A BOYSCOUT CAMP!!! I don't want to be in the same limo. You might molest me or something. That's just not cool.

(The limo finally arrives at the arena and Doozer and The Dude get out and enter the arena. The Dude heads for the bathroom and Doozer heads towards the ring. Then, the lights go out. The color of red starts to flicker about the stands as Certified Bomb by Cypress Hill plays and Doozer makes his way to the ring wearing an official boston red sox hat and a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey. Under that jersey is a T-Shirt labeled "Born Buff." As Doozer gets into the ring, the words 'Red Sox Rule' appear on the mat and as he turn shis hat backwards, red fireworks blast out of every turnbuckle. Doozer grabs a mic.)

Doozer: Doozer is in the houuuuuse and he's ready to RAISE some HELL and DO some DAMAGE!!!! That's right, you're looking at the Innvation of Devastation, the Master of Disaster, the man, the myth, the legend, The Dooze!!!

Don Harvone: Wow, this is the first time we've seen Doozer out here for a little more than a week. Now, he's both the tag team champions and he is not taking any tag team partners.

JW's replacement, we'll call him Frank: Who does he think he is impressing? He's just going to get his ass beaten when he tries to defend them in a handicap match. That's gonna be a sight to see right there. His record is eight and zero though, that's half respectable.

Jerry: Doozer is just doing what he thinks he should do. Since he joined the Dream Wrestling Federation, he wanted to be in the Hall of Fame. He thinks being both of the tag team champions by himself will do it. I think it might, but I'm not sure. I think he'll have to win the Dream Title before that happens. But, you never know, there have been some people who have gotten into the hall of fame before winning the Dream Title.

Don Harvone: The first thing that he'll have to do retire first. I hope that that will not be very soon. I enjoyed Doozer coming down to the ring and beating the hell out of JW, actually that only happened once or twice. I would feel bad for good ol' JW, but he deserved it both of those times. That was when Doozer was all serious too, now he is much more fun. He's just in it for the fun.

Frank: Well, for being in it for the fun, he is goin to get his ass handed to him, especially in handicap tag title matches. I mean, he'll be facing the best tag team around in a handicap match, that's just plain old stupid. Doozer is stupid though.

Doozer: Now, I'm not going to hide it. I am the unknown man in the six man tag team match on Friday. I am going to be tagging with the best, in my mind. Dazz and Extremist, you couldn't have two better tag team partners them. But, as I would know or am going to learn, anybody is better than nobody. Then, why am I doing this? Well, listen to the commontaters, they are right. I'm doing it to help me get into the hall of fame. I am the first wrestler to hold the tag team belts by himself in the 'new' Dream Wrestling Federation. A wrestler named Spawn did it in the 'old' Dream Wrestling Federation. Well, usually I come out here and make fun of my opponents, but not this time. They are hall of famers and deserve respect. Even from cocky ass bastards like me. So, I will give them the respect that they earned, but when I'm in the ring with them, I am not going to let up. I'm gonna fight as hard as I can. Because, I think beating hall of famers will be a great thing for my career. Well, I think I've said enough.... So, to all those cool cat red sox fans out there....KEEP COOL and Keep Kicking Ass. 'Cause winning might not be everything, but LOSING SUCKS ASS!!!

Don Harvone: Wow, Doozer came down to the ring and didn't insult his opponents, I am very surprised. Maybe Doozer does have some integrity in him. Well, enough to have respect for his elders. That's just what they are too. Well, Keep Wrestl'n, Keep F'n, and Keep DWF'n. And as Doozer would say, Keep Cool!!!

(Certified Bomb by Cypress Hill plays as Doozer makes his way backstage, he is met by The Dude who had already knocked out the cameraman so they wouldn't have to be taped anymore.)

END OF SECOND MOVIE!!!

Doozer: Whoa, look at the time. We have wasted away most of our day just watching old movies and talking and stuff. Well, Quest for The Best isn't that far away so I think I should be catching up on my sleep. Well, I will see you all later. Keep Cool everyone...

(Doozer walks into his room and lies in his bed with the light shut off. Dusty sleeps on the couch. Mike Robinson heads towards the guest room and The Dude heads towards what he thinks is his room, but is Doozer's. He walks in and goes to lie down on his bed, but lays right on top of Doozer, who gets up and starts pounding him with a fly-swatter, The Dude quickly runs out of the room, into his and the scene fades to...)