(The scene opens, once again, at Doozer’s house as a part of the "Tape Your Life" program. Doozer wakes up with Thaila, The Novice Title, in one hand and Thaila, his manager in the other hand. The Dude wakes up in the tub, like normal, takes a shower, gets dressed and then Doozer and both Thaila’s do the same. They all gather around the living room thinking about what they should to today.

Doozer: Well, the school thing didn’t really work out did it?

Cameraman: Well, if you call punching out your English Teacher a bad day, then yeah it didn’t really work out.

The Dude: I really didn’t like those bastard teachers anyway. They keep on mocking my intelligence.

Doozer: Dude, you don’t have any intelligence.

The Dude: I was just trying to pretend like I didn’t have no brains whatsoever.

Doozer: Don’t you mean to say that you were pretending to have brains because you used a double negative…

The Dude: You puttin word in my mouth?

Doozer: No, I jus….

The Dude: DON’T BACKTALK ME!!!

Doozer: Who are you to ord…

The Dude: DAMN YOU!!!

(The Dude runs into the bathroom, sits on the toilet, and starts to cry. In the living room, Doozer, Thaila, and Thaila{the novice title}, and The Cameraman are still trying to figure out what they should do.)

Thaila(the actual person): Well, I think we should go have a picnic.

Doozer: Yeah, and I think we should go to a strip club, but none are open so we’re both out of luck.

Thaila: Ugh, men!!

Doozer: Damn women.

Thaila: Men.

Doozer: Women.

(Doozer and Thaila go on like this for quite some time. Then, The Dude bursts out of the bathroom screaming for them to stop.)

Doozer: I don’t know what to do today. I’m bored as hell.

The Dude: Well, we could always go to…..I don’t know. Just don’t pay any attention to me, I’m retarded.

Cameraman: Hey, we should go to the….

(All of a sudden, Yojin Musahiri enters the living room of Doozer’s house. Doozer gets up and him and Yojin do the Bad Ass Handshake.)

Yojin Musahiri: Hey, you guys should come to the movies with me.

Doozer: Alright, I’ll go. I have this "21 thing to do at a movie" thing and I have to try it out.

(After everyone agrees to go to the movies, they all hop into the limo and get on their way to the movies.)

The Dude: This is gonna be awesome. What are we gonna watch? Chicken Run???? Please?????

Yojin Musahiri: Hell no, we aren’t watching Chicken Run. We are gonna watch Boys and Girls. Hey, Dude, have you ever been with four women?

The Dude: Well, once I was with my mother and her three friends having lunch. Does that count?

Doozer: Oh, shut the hell up. You must be the stupidest person I know.

The Dude: Hey, stupidest isn’t even a word. Whose the stupid one now?

Cameraman: Actaully, Stupidest is a word. I guess you still are the stupid one.

The Dude: Who asked you? Huh? Huh? That’s what I thought.

(The limo finally pulls up to the movie theater. Doozer, The Dude, The Cameraman, and both Thaila’s unload from the limo and get into the movie theater. Doozer and The Dude buy all the tickets and go into the room that is playing "Boys and Girls." Doozer takes out his "21 Things to do at a Movie Theater paper" and starts to read.)

Doozer: Ok, number 1…Wear a Top Hat…Damnit, where the hell am I gonna find a top hat.

Yojin Musahiri: Hey, I saw some queer wearing a top hat. I think he was dressing up as Abe Lincoln.

Doozer: LET’S GO BEAT HIM UP!!!! Oh, and take his hat, too.

(Doozer and Yojin walk into the mens bathroom to find an Abe Lincoln wannabe. They beat the living shit out of him and take his hat. Doozer walks out with a top hat on and he crosses off the 1st act on the list. Then, Doozer and Yojin walk casually back into the room playing "Boys and Girls.")

The Dude: Killer top hat man.

Doozer: I know, I know. (reads the second act on the list)…Alright, throw popcorn in the air and yell.. "It’s Snowing!!!" Sorry, Dude, but I’m gonna hafta take your popcorn.

The Dude: But I reall…

Doozer: There is no buts about it.(Doozer grabs the popcorn out of The Dude’s hands. He throws the whole carton of it up in the air, it all spills out over everyone.) IT’S SNOWING!!! Alright, that was stupid. Number three, I hafta go "ohhhhhh" whenever anyone kisses.

(A scene comes up on the movie where the guy is having sex.)

Doozer: Well, I guess that counts..Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

The Dude: Noooooo.(covers his eyes)

Doozer: (reads the fourth act) Number four, I have to clap when the good guy gets killed. Well, there is no goth in this movie. Hey, Yojin, do you mind killing someone?

Yojin Musahiri: Not really.

(Yojin Musahiri walks up to some old guy thinking that he’s gonna die soon anyway. Yojin snaps his next and Doozer claps wildly!!!)

Thaila: How can you guys beat up someone that looks like Abe Lincoln then go kill and old guy and clap. (Yojin bows to the crowd) Now I’m really pissed off.

Doozer: Alright, number five…I have to make a noise like I’m passing gas and go "Ahhhhhh."

Doozer: (makes a farting noise with his hands) Ahhhhhhhhhhh, much better!!!! Ok, that wasn’t really good. Number six, I have to start wheezing and ask the person next to me for some juicy fruits to cure my asthma. (Doozer looks right beside him, and old fat man is sitting there with a handful of juicy fruits.) Oh yeah, (Doozer starts to wheeze and cough his head off. He looks to the man beside him.) Hey, Mister, can you give me some juicy fruits please?

(The old fat man looks at Doozer with a strange stare.)

Doozer: Please, Mister, I need your Juicy Fruits!!!

(The old fat man just shakes his head and looks back up to the screen.)

Yojin Musahiri: What an old fat bastard. Want me to kill him?

Thaila: No, I think one old man dead is a good enough days work, even for you Yojin.

Doozer: Hey, I’m not arguing with her.

The Dude: Me niether.

Doozer: Number Seven, During the Previews I hafta ask them if they’ll fast forward it. Well, the movie has already started, so let’s go into another for a second.

(Doozer and Yojin Musahiri and The Dude walk into Mission Impossible Two. The previews have just started running.)

Doozer: Oh, come on. Will you bastards up there please fast forward this bull-sh(censored)

(Security tries to get Doozer, Yojin, and The Dude out, but they all gang up on him knocking him senseless. Then, Doozer, Yojin, and The Dude casually walk out and go back into Boys and Girls.)

Doozer: Well, that was fun. Now, number eight. Whenever the bad guy does something devious I hafta say Watch Out. Well, there is no fu(censored)ing bad guy in this damn movie. So, Yojin, you gotta be the bad guy again.

(Yojin Musahiri walks slowly behind a little boy. He pulls out a knife and gets ready to cut the kid’s throat.)

Doozer: WATCH OUT!!!!

Yojin Musahiri: What?(Yojin is startled by Doozer’s voice and turns accidentally cutting the kid’s throat.) Ummmmm, it’s alright folks. He’ll be alright.(No one even seems to care.)

Doozer: Wow, really swift of you Yojin. Now, number nine. I have to laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

(On the screen one of the characters tells the other to spell Icup. Then, his friend says "I-C-U-P." The other one goes, "You Do? When was this?")

Doozer: (laughing his ass off) Oh my god, that’s some funny ass sh(censored) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (no one else is laughing)…..Okay, number ten. Right now these are really stupid. So, hopefully I’ll get a good one. I hafta go tell the man selling popcorn that the girls bathroom is flooding. Wait a minute, I’m a guy though. Ummmm, hey popcorn guy. Yeah, over here. Did you know that the girl’s bathroom is flooding?

Popcorn Guy: And how the hell should you know?

Thaila: I asked him to tell you that. Do you got a problem with that?

Popcorn Guy: None whatsoever. I’ll go fix it.

(The popcorn guy runs off leaving the popcorn on the floor next to Doozer, Yojin, The Dude, and Thaila. They all start to eat it.)

Doozer: That wasn’t a very good one, but it got some food. Now, number eleven. I have to yell out what is going to happen next.

(The part where the guy is in the room with four women comes up. The women asks him if he has ever been with four women before.)

Doozer: (this is easy. He starts to yell.) HE’S GONNA SAY THAT HE’S BEEN WITH HIS MOM AND HER THREE FRIENDS OUT TO EAT ONCE!!!!

(A lot of people boo and throw popcorn at Doozer.)

Doozer: Really, I don’t need anymore popcorn, thank you very much though. I have quite a bit here. It’s alright, REALLY!! Now, number twelve. I have to tell the man next to me that I have diarrhea and wink while smiling at him.

Yojin Musahiri: Oh, this is gonna be a good one.

(Doozer looks over at The Dude with a wide smile on his face.)

Doozer: Hey, Dude, I got diarrhea…(Doozer smiles and winks at The Dude.)

(The Dude runs off screaming his head off and jolts into the bathroom, runs into a stall and starts balling.)

Thaila: You just scared that poor boy for life. He is gonna be mentally scared.

Doozer: He already is mentally disabled. Why not scared too? Alright, number thirteen. I have to wear a cape and when it’s my turn to get popcorn I have to say that I’m batman, make a queer laugh and run away. I can do that. If I only had a cape…

Yojin Musahiri: Well, I saw some little kid wearing a batman cape. Yeah, it might be a little small on you, but who cares.

Doozer: I feel like beating up a little kid. Let’s go.

(Doozer and Yojin Musahiri walk out of the room and see a kid wearing a Batman Suit. Doozer and Yojin drag the little boy into the bathroom.)

Doozer: Hey, Yojin, you just killed a kid. Let me handle this one.

(Doozer literally beats the shit out of the little kid and gives him a swirley to wash his face from the blood. Doozer then takes his cape and runs off.)

The Dude: (was in the bathroom when the beating happened.) Hello, what is happening out there.

(The Dude gets out of the stall and sees the kid. He tries to help him. Cops run into the bathroom and arrest The Dude. They take him off to jail. While that happened Doozer just got to the front of the popcorn line.)

Popcorn Seller Guy: Hello, how may I help you?

Doozer: I’m Buttman!!!!! Oops, I mean Batman. (starts to hum the batman theme and runs off laughing like a phsco)

(Doozer and Yojin walk back into the room playing "Boys and Girls" not knowing that The Dude has been taken to jail.)

Doozer: That was a pretty cool one. Now, number fourteen. I have to yell fire and moon everyone.

Thaila: Ohhh, can’t wait to see that.

Cameraman: Yeah, me too.

Doozer: Yojin, hold back that Packer at The Fudge Factory. I don’t want him Packing any Fudge at my Fudge Factory.

Yojin Musahiri: Will do.

(Doozer gets up in front of the Big Screen. He moons everyone.)

Doozer: FIRE!!!!!

Thaila: Oh, I’m gonna go get a better look at that.

Cameraman: Me too.

Yojin Musahiri: Oh no you’re not. No Fudge Packing for you.

Doozer: (sits back down in seat) Alright, that was fun. Number fifteen. I have to say that my invisible friend is sitting next to me, so that a person cannot sit there. Hey people, there’s an open seat next to the Novice Champion of the DWF!!!

(A woman rushes up to Doozer and asks if she can sit there.)

Thaila: (looking angry since it was a woman) No, his invisible friend is sitting there.

Doozer: Oh yeah, I forgot about him. Probably because I can’t see him, but there he is. Sorry lady. Good job, Thaila. Now, number sixteen. I have to yell out loud, "Stop Molesting Me!!!"

Thaila: I can get you to do that.

(Thaila gets in the seat next to Doozer and starts to rub him down and touch him all over….Doozer doesn’t say anything. She starts kissing him and still rubbing him down.)

Thaila: You are supposed to tell me to stop molesting you.

Doozer: Why would I want you to stop? Oh yeah, part of the damn 21 things to do. Damnit….Hey, STOP MOLESTING ME!!!!!

(Some old people turn around and look at Doozer strangely. Thaila jumps out of the seat and back into hers.)

Doozer: That was the most fun yet. Except for the part where you had to stop.

Thaila: Don’t worry, I won’t tonight.

Doozer: Oh hell yeah, sorry Stone Cold, but I had to use it. Alright, number seventeen. I have to gently place a single popped kernel of popcorn on the person’s head that is sitting in front of me. That should be easy enough.

(Doozer takes some of Yojin’s popcorn, that he got after Doozer made the popcorn man run off into the girl’s bathroom. Doozer goes to place it on the man’s head, but the man moved his head upwards and almost touched Doozer’s hand. Doozer went to put it on his head again and did. The man looked back but had put the bag, that was holding the popcorn, over his head. The man ripped off the back and, almost as if it was a reflex, Doozer punched him right in the face. The man simply fell back knocked out and Doozer started to read the next thing to do.)

Doozer: Alright, number eighteen. Oh, this is a good one for The Dude to do. Too bad he’s still in the bathroom crying.

Thaila: You and Yojin are harsh and uncalled for. That’s why I like you.

Doozer: Thanks, now I have to do the eighteenth thingy.

Yojin Musahiri: What is it?

Doozer: (Doozer stands up looking disappointed) Hey, THIS ISN’T BAMBI DAMNIT!!!! Come on, where the flying fu(censored) is BAMBI?????? I want Bam-bi, I want Bam-bi, I want Bam-bi!!! DAMN ALL OF YOU!!!

Cameraman: (under his breath) physco

Doozer: Okay, almost done. Now, number nineteen. This one is gonna be a good one. Let me get an aisle seat.

(Doozer sits in an aisle seat right across from an old man. Doozer stares at the old man. The old man notices this and looks back, but as he does Doozer looks quickly back at the screen. Once the old man looks back at the screen, Doozer stares at him again. The old man notices this again and looks at Doozer, but Doozer looks back at the screen very quickly again. Then, Doozer again looks at the old man. The old man looks at Doozer again and as he turns his head to do so, Doozer takes the popcorn bag and puts it over the old man’s head. Doozer and Yojin Musahiri laugh hysterically.)

Thaila: That was an old man, he might have an heart attack.

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, I know. That’s what is sooo funny.

Doozer: Alright, number twenty. I have to get a moistened Juicy Fruit to stick to the screen.

(Doozer throws a Juicy Fruit toward the screen but it hits a little girl in the head. Yojin throws one and it goes down an old ladies throat choking her to death.)

Cameraman: Everything you do ends up in death.

(Doozer throws another one hitting a baby in the eye. Yojin throws one hitting an old man right in the back of the head and it sticks to his hair, what is left of it. Doozer throws another one that finally sticks to the screen and looks like it is in the guy’s nose.)

Yojin Musahiri: Nice aim!!!!Doozer: I know, I’m good. Number twenty-one. The last one. This is a good one.

(Doozer drinks soo much soda that he really has to pee. Doozer stands up on the top of his seat holding his crotch like a little kid does when he has to pee.)

Doozer: Hey, projector guy person. Can you please pause the movie? I really got to go man. Number fricken one!!! Come on. If I don’t go piss then my kidneys will burst.

(Surprisingly the movie pauses and Doozer runs like a bat out of hell to the bathroom. Doozer runs into the bathroom and takes a piss. Then, he notices that The Dude is gone. He sees donuts crumbs in the stall where The Dude was crying and right off he realized that he was arrested by the cops because they thought that he killed the man. Doozer got Yojin, Thaila, and The Cameraman told them what had happened and they all ran out of the movies, hopped into the limo, and got on their way down to the local jail.)

Doozer: I can’t believe that those dirty donut eating bastard son of a bitch cops arrested The Dude. You would think that they would know that The Dude is to stupid to know how to kill someone.

Yojin Musahiri: I bet they didn’t know that I was there. Then, they would’ve come right after me.

Cameraman: Yeah, I wouldn’t doubt them.

Thaila: Oh, Doozer, Genecide challenged me to a match.

Doozer: Genecide? He was the first person I fought here in the DWF. He was the first person I beat. He was the start of my terrific four and zero winning streak. He’s challenged you? He’s a man.

Thaila: You saying that I can’t take on a man?

Yojin Musahiri: You can take me on anyday.

Doozer: Hey, that’s my woman you talking to and no, I’m not saying that you can’t handle Genecide. But, he is a good wrestler. He will be very hard, but hey me and Yojin might do a little run in for ya if you’re in trouble. So, don’t worry. Genecide, you challenge my girl. Why would you do that? I know, you lost to me. But, that doesn’t mean that you should start fighting women. I mean, three other people have lost to me to, but they ain’t fighting women. You were the biggest challenge that I have overcome here in the DWF. Don’t start picking fights with the chicks. Especially mine or you will be cruisen for a bruisen. You will get a Grade "A" Ass-Whooping compliments of The Dooze!!! This is not personal, Genecide. This is just me sticking up for my woman.

Yojin Musahiri: Hey, I got something that is sticking up for her too.

Doozer: You better stop saying this kind of sh(censored) or I’m gonna have to come after you.

(The limo pulls up to the local jail. Doozer, Yojin Musahiri, Thaila, and The Cameraman unload from the limo. Doozer walks up to one of the gaurds of the jail and punches him. Ten other gaurds come over and they all start a huge fight. Even Thaila is fighting with two other women guards. The scene fades to Doozer’s poster with his idol The Rock on it.)