(A couple hours after DTV was taken off the air due to technical difficulties, they came back on the air. So, the use is very rudely interupted as the DTV show, "Talkin' Shit" hits the Television. The show opens up in the backstage area of the Dream Wrestling Federation Arena.)

Director: Alright guys, this second episode of "Talkin' Shit" is going to be a special one. We are doing this because we have eight people here and it would be not as good to just have "Talkin' Shit" with just Yojin and Doozer going down to the ring. So, we thought of some stuff. First, we thought... "What would be a good kind of show that fits the name of Talkin' Shit?" Well, I came up with the idea of a Talk Show. Does anybody think that that was not a good idea?

Doozer: Actually, I think "Talkin' Shit" would make for a great talk show. I can be the host, Yojin and be the enforcer. Yeah, and it can also be like Who's Line is It Anyway because we will have The Dude, Dusty, Wreck, Dazz, Genecide, and Adam Sandler will all be guests on the show and we will provide them with a problem and they have to abide by it, but unlike "Who's Line is it Anyway" we won't show the audience because they will act like real people with real problems.

Director: Alright, Doozer, I got what you are thinking. And, well, it made me not want to make it a talk show. Anybody got any other ideas?

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, I think that we should make it a game show. Doozer will be the host of the game show and myself, Dazz, Dusty, The Dude, Genecide, Wreck, and Adam Sandler can be the players of whatever game.

Doozer: Yeah, but if it is going to be called "Talkin' Shit" which it will, then it can be like Jeopardy only all the questions will be about famous sayings and stuff.

Director: Yes, that would be great. Alright, I can get the Jeopardy arena type thing in a couple of minutes. I'll call up right now.

(While the Director is calling up the Jeopardy people. Dusty goes and eats some stuff, The Dude goes to the bathroom. Dazz hits on some women. Wreck follows Dusty. Adam Sandler goes streaking. Genecide decides to take a shot at some of the ladies. And, Doozer and Yojin make their way to the Gorilla Position. Suddenly, the lights go out. Then, the color of red starts to flicker about the stands as "Ain't Nuthin' but a G Thang" by Dr. Dre hits the P.A. System and Doozer and Yojin Musahiri make their way down to the ring. Doozer is wearing a T-Shirt labeled "Born Buff" just over that T-shirt is a Nomar Garciappara Jersey and he is also wearing an official Boston Red Sox hat. Yojin Musahiri is just wearing a tuxedo. As Doozer enters the ring, the words "Red Sox Rule" appear on the mat. As he turns his hat backwards, red fireworks blast from each and every turnbuckle. Then, Doozer and Yojin both grab a mic.)

Doozer: The Dooze is in the houuuuuuse and he's ready to DO some DAMAGE and RAISE some HELL!!! That's right, you are looking at The Innovation of Devastation, The Master of Disaster, The Ruler of The Ring, The King of Kablam, The Sultan of Slam, The Guru of Grappling, The Potentate of Piledrivers, The Dictator of DDTs, The Tyrant of Talkin' Trash, The Titan of Tag Teams, The Hero of Hardcore Wrestling, The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The One, The Only... THE DOOZE!!!

Yojin Musahiri: Now that is a mouth full.

Pat Riot: Doozer has more nicknames than... ummm... damn it, I can't work with that.

Johnny D.: You shouldn't even try. You will never be funny. You wouldn't be funny even if comedy itself came up to you and slapped you in the face.

Pat Riot: Would to.

Johnny D.: Would not.

Pat Riot: Yeah, well you are just a happy horse humper.

Johnny D.: Hey, the initials for that make HHH.

Pat Riot: I knew that...

Johnny D.: Well, when he got mad at J.R., HHH broke his arm.

Pat Riot:...

Doozer: Alright, now that it seems like those two retards have stopped talking, I will continue. Now, Big Shot, I really do not want to get into that ring and kick your ass. Really, I don't. We go way back, me and Mike kicking your and Ice Porsche's ass. I really don't feel like kicking your ass again. So, I have decided that I am going to... No, I'm not going forfiet the match. Anyway, I am facing you in the next show and I will beat you. It is plain and simple, who was the better tag team partner of the two of us? I was. After all, I am The Titon of The Tag Teams. There is nobody in this arena who can prove me wrong, damn I just caught myself talking like Chris Benoit. I am a two time DWF Tag Team Champion. Beating you for them with Mike Robinson once. And, just like Me and Mike did with the tag titles, I will take away your Hardcore Title. You know why? Because, I am better htan you and I do what I want to do and that is kick your ass. I am going to dish out a beating like you have never witnessed before. You know why? Because I can, it is called Hardcore rules. I know you are a One Hundred Percent hardcore wrestler, but it doesn’t matter. I know Hardcore and I am Hardcore. Oh, and my tag team… with my new tag team partner, most of you know who he is, if you don't you'll find out, I will become DWF's First Ever Three Time Tag Team Champion. Plus, I am going to win the Hardcore Championship soon. Oh, I got to give a shot out to Mike. It was cool being your tag team partner and I had fun. But, nothing from the past was going to stop me from kicking your ass royally and giving you a good old fashion passionate ass-whoopin'.

Pat Riot: Ha, I knew he was going to say that. I just knew it. So, Doozer could be holding two titles at once pretty soon. He is the Hardcore Championship Number One Contender and does have a tag team partner that he is rather happy about having.

Johnny D.: I doubt it, he will probably lose to The Big Shot for the Hardcore Championship and whoever his tag team partner, well they certainly won't get very far here in the Dream Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship Division.

Yojin Musahiri: Now, I have only been managing Doozer for a little bit and look at him already. He is the number one contender for the Hardcore Title. He has a great tag team partner. He also has Eleven wins and only Two losses. I mean, if I am not mistaken, Mike Hunter was known for his great record. Well, Mike Hunter was like Thirteen and Four. If Doozer wins that Hardcore Championship match and a tag team match coming up soon, which are matches that he certainly can win, he will be Thirteen and Two. Mike Robinson, also known for his great record. I think he was around Twelve and Three or something like that, well now Twelve and Four. This shows how good Doozer is and how good he will be.

Doozer: Yojin, I am not good, I am great.

Yojin Musahiri: My bad Doozer, but you aren't great either. You are perfect.

Doozer: Oh yeah, I also did exactly what I told Mike I would do. No, not that I Doozed and Abused him, but I did do that. I told him that The Red Sox's Green Monster stops homeruns, and that I would stop his winning streak and I did. Oh, Yojin, I am not perfect either. I am just PERFECTLY GREAT!!! Big Shot, I will show you just how great I am and how perfect I can be. I will Dooze you, then I'm gonna abuse you. And, you seem to be on quite the winning streak of your own, actually it is not a very big one, but big enough. Anyway, as I told Mike Robinson... Their Green Monster might stop home runs, but I will stop your winning streak and you reign with the Hardcore Title. You trust me on this Big Shot because I will not let myself loose. Because myself and my Red Sox fans out there know that winning isn't everything... BUT LOSING SUCKS ASS!!! And now, I think I’ve said enough. Keep Cool, I am out…

Yojin Musahiri: The next Hardcore Champion baby.

Doozer: Oh, I almost forgot. I am going to call this one, "The Big Shot, The Sure Shot"

I hope you don’t have any plans
For any celebrations with your fans
Cause after our match
The Hardcore Title will be mine
You will notice that I am not real kind
And you will find
All this joking around
Has just been me messing with your mind
Making you think I’m not serious
But like an engine I will explode and combust
Even ask Dust
E
Like him, you will see
That I ain’t friendly
When it comes down to me
I have one thing on my mind
and that is the big V
So, Big Shot
I'm gonna Rock You
Hip Hop You
Then I'm gonna pick you up
And Drop You
Then, put you in a garbage can
And Drop The Pesky Poll On Your
Cause Big Shot
You gotta remember that I don't stop
I am stronger than Tyson
And Smarter than Spock!!!

Alright, that was my ripping rhyme for the night. Oh, talking about rapping wrestlers, I interfered for one just the other night. Yes, it was not Jocco, that retard doesn't know what the word interfere means with his Magic Beebee Theory. Yes, It was I, Doozer, who hit my good friend, Jason Brawler in the head with a chair. It was me, Doozer, who gave my good friend, Lone Rebel, The Green Monster to allow Wes Marshall to win. Why did I do it? Wes Marshall is cool in my book and he raps. There is one more reason why, but you people will have to keep on DWF'n to find out.("Ain’t Nuthing but a G Thang" by Dr. Dre plays as Doozer and Yojin make their way backstage leaving a sold out crowd on its feet. As they get backstage, they are met by Dusty, The Dude, Dazz, Wreck, Genecide, Adam Sandler, and The Director and the rest of the show maker people. They all hop into the limousine and get on their way to the Jeopardy place.)

The Dude: Well, I got to tell you that after that log I just laid in the toilet, I feel as light as a feather.

Dazz: Man, he isn’t always like this? I mean, talking about his sh(censored) and all.

Doozer: Yeah, he is.

Wreck: That has got to suck.

Dusty: Nah, you learn to live with it.

Dusty: Yeah, well how did I learn that you were gay?

Yojin Musahiri: You didn’t.

Dusty: I didn’t?

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, you didn’t because I am not gay.

Dusty: Oh, my bad.

Doozer: It is always your bad.

Dazz: Do you guys always tool on Dusty?

Yojin Musahiri: Yeah, pretty much.

Doozer: Why, you got a problem?

Dazz: No, not really. I mean, it’s got to be hard not to tool on a big fat retard like him.

The Dude: Yeah, it is. Just think about how hard it is for me not to tool on him and stuff like that.

Genecide: I don’t know, how hard is it?

The Dude: I don’t know either, I was hoping one of you could tell me.

Doozer: Retardedness to the maximum.

Dazz: Got to agree with you on that one, Dooze.

Dusty: No you don’t.

Dazz: Yes, I do.

Dusty: No, it is not like you are obligated to do such a thing as to agree with Doozer. I mean, it is not like such a thing as agreeing with Doozer is programmed into your brain.

(Everybody just looks at Dusty in a new way, he actually sounded smart for the first time.)

Dusty: No, this is the second time that I have sounded smart.

(Oh, sorry. This is the second time that Dusty has sounded smart. But, who’s counting anyway?)

Dusty: Actually, I am.

(Oh, ok.)

Doozer: Uhh, Dusty, who were you just talking to?

Dusty: Oh, just that little voice thing that talks in orange typing.

Dazz: Um, Dusty, I thought you were smart for a second, but now I think you are retarded again.

Dusty: At least I don’t talk in pink typing.

Doozer: Don’t start on that again.

(Everybody stops gazing at Dusty like he has been really smart and just hiding it and look at him the same way they always do, like a retard.)

Dusty: Aww, well you didn’t have to announce that.

(Yes, I did have to. It’s my job to do that stuff.)

Doozer: Dusty, if you do not stop talking to those voices in your damn head, I will put my fist so far down your throat that I will be able to wipe your ass.

Dusty: Oh, that’s good because I have to take a poop and I am tired of wiping my own bum bum.

The Dude: How can you possibly get tired of taking craps and wiping your own butt?

Genecide: Alright, enough talk about the human bodily excretions.

Doozer: Yeah, I guess we can stop talking about that stuff now anyway because we are there.

(Doozer, Dusty, Dazz, Yojin Musahiri, The Dude, Wreck, Genecide, Adam Sandler, The Director, and the other show making people hop out of Doozer’s limousine and enter the Jeopardy place. They get all set up and get on the air. Suddenly, a heavy-metal version of the Jeopardy theme song plays as it shows Doozer, dressed up in his regular street clothes, his "I’m Down with Dre" T-shirt and baggy jeans. But, he is also wearing something else… An Alex Trabek mask. Dusty, The Dude, Yojin Musahiri, Dazz, Wreck, Genecide, and Adam Sandler are the contestants.)

Dusty: *looks at Doozer’s Alex Trabek mask* Ah, Doozer, Halloween is over.

Doozer: Don’t mind him, folks, you are watching… a DTV Production… Dream Jeopardy!!! This show is brought to you by MTV, DTV, and The Dream Wrestling Federation. Now, let’s play Who Wants to be Jeopardy Champ!!!

Yojin Musahiri: That is too much like what Regis says at the beginning of Who Wants to be A Millionaire.

Doozer: Oh, *clears his throat* Fine, then… Are you ready to play Jeopardy. Well then, for the million… Oh, f(censored)ck it, we are playing anyway. Now, this is a type of Jeopardy that nobody has seen before. These will be "true" or "false" questions that will be asked. And the contestants will answer them with the answer of either "true"or "false." Anybody confused yet? Good, great, wonderful, let’s get on our way. Now, are you contestants ready?

Dusty: *hits the buzzer* True.

Doozer: That wasn’t one of the questions Dusty.

Dusty: *hits the buzzer* False?

Doozer: Fine, I guess we are ready so here I guess Dusty can pick the first category.

Yojin Musahiri: Aren’t you supposed to introduce the categories?

Doozer: I was just getting to that, god be patient man. Category number one… Stuff. Category number two… More Stuff. Category number three… Like That. Category number four… Uh huh. And category number five… Damn Tootin’. Now, Dusty, you pick the first category.

Dusty: I pick the category of Stuff for 100 Dollars, Doozer.

Doozer: Alright, the 100 Dollar question is… True or False? *Dusty buzzes in*

Doozer: True is correct.

Yojin Musahiri: You haven’t even asked the question yet?

Doozer: Stop complaining, true was right. Dusty, still your turn.

Dusty: *has a score of $100* I would like Stuff for 200 Dollars.

Doozer: Alright… True or False. The rear-end of a *Dusty buzzes in again*

Dusty: Ew, false, false, false.

Doozer: Yes, that is true.

Dusty: No, it was false.

Doozer: Yeah, I said that it was true.

Dusty: I said false dummy head.

Doozer: Yeah, you were right.

Dusty: But you said it was true, I said false.

Doozer: I said that it was true that it was false.

Yojin Musahiri: This show is run by a moron.

Dusty: I don’t get it, but I guess I got it right… Yay!!! Alright, I chose Stuff for 400 Dollars.

(After about thirty minutes, Dusty has $3,000. In second place, Yojin with $0. Tied for second, everybody.)

Doozer: Alright, final Jeopardy is up next. Since nobody but Dusty has any money at all, you can risk as much as you want. But, if you go under, you have to pay that much back to me. The final Jeopardy question is… True or False… Doozer is the next Hardcore Champion?

(The heavy-metal version of the Final Jeopardy music plays as each contestant puts down their answer.)

Yojin Musahiri: *$0* I am risking 100,000 dollars and I said… True!!!

Doozer: That is correct. Yojin takes the lead with 100,000 Dollars.

Adam Sandler: *$0* I am risking no money. I said… True. True as in, if you have ever heard this on my cd, that that smell did remind me of when I saw and old guy going down a water slide and all of a sudden his trunks fell off and I just stared at his big, hairy balls flopping up and down… Oh my god I wanted to lick ‘em.

Doozer: Well, I guess you are right in saying true, but you are now disqualified from Jeopardy on the behalf that you wanted to lick the balls of an old guy. Well, I guess it really doesn’t matter what the rest of you got except for Dusty. Ya know why? Because I said so damn it.

Dusty: Well, this was a tough one. I kind of lost you after you said True or False, but I risked 200,000 Dollars and chose True because it has a T in and so doesn’t Trish Stratus and she has big pectoral muscles that I like to see.

Doozer: You are correct and given an extra 10,000 dollars for showing me that you like girls. We have a winner folks… DUSTY!!!

(Dusty walks up to each of the contestants and shakes their hand. They all smell their hands and their hands really stink.)

Yojin Musahiri: Man, Dusty, why does it smell like you had your finger up your ass?

Dusty: Because I did?

(Suddenly, twenty security guys run into the Jeopardy place and kick Doozer and his gang out. And with that, the end of the second episode of each DTV show comes to and end. I guess the Director never really got permission to use that place.)

ON