(The scene opens up once again at Doozer’s house as apart of the "Tape Your Life" program. They are all sitting around the living room. Doozer looks into the camera.)

Doozer: Well, as you can see. The Dude is hear. We got him out of jail. Hey, I won a match. I gave up my Novice Title. Like I said, Extremist would win, which he did, but I would not lose and I didn’t. Actually, I beat that punk ass bi(censored), Prime Time. Yeah, Extremist gave me a little help, but he owed me one for giving him the belt. Also, I watched what I had taped of the Pay-Per-View so I could hear what the commentators had to say. Well, they said that music described the wrestler. I couldn’t agree more. I probably didn’t tell all you fans why my music is "Another Brick in The Wall pt.2" by Pink Floyd. Well, it’s simple really. I think that all the wrestlers out there are just bricks that make up a wall. That wall separates me from the belt that I desire. Right now, that belt is the Heavyweight Championship Belt. Yes, Doozer is going for the Heavyweight Championship. I know, you all don’t see Thaila here. Thaila, my manager, as well as Thaila, my Novice Title. I gave up my Novice Title to Extremist, like I just said. But, Thaila was brutally attacked after her match. I will get revenge for this. I will get revenge. Now, I don’t know who Prime Time thinks he is, but attacking me when I wasn’t even ready is not a good thing to do. Prime Time, you are no match for such a magnificent masterpiece of a man like me. I am The Innovation of Devastation, the man, the myth, the legend, the one, the only, The Dooze!!!! You should go be a Packer at The Fudge Factory. Well, there is always the Beater at The Meat Factory. Hey, you can either be a Fudge Packer or Beat the Meat. It’s up to you, I don’t really care.

The Dude: Hey, Doozer. Don’t you feel the least bit stupid for handing over your Novice Title?

Doozer: Hell no, I feel good about it. I didn’t feel like defending it anymore. No one in the Novice division can beat me, so I felt like moving on. Also, I gave the belt to another great Novice. He’s probably the only one who could’ve actaully had a chance in the ring against such a Born Buff Stud-Muffin like myself. No one else could overcome me. I mean, I haven’t even used my finishing maneuver yet, The Pesky Poll. Ya know why? Because I have beaten everyone sooo badly that I haven’t had to use it.

(All of a sudden the door opens and in comes Marshall Mathers, also known as Eminem or Slim Shady. He must of stayed over at Doozer’s last night.)

Marshall Mathers(we’ll just call him Slim Shady, since that’s what most people know him as): How you doing? Wait, I don’t give a fu(censored) about anyone. You can just kiss my ass or suck my fu(censored)ing co(censored). Just kidding, you know I’m cool with you guys.

Cameraman: I bet they are wondering how Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady, got here with us.

Doozer: I was just getting to that, asshole. Alright, since I don’t want to do a lot of explaining, I’ll just show you the tape. Remember, the cameraman tapes everything. This is what happened when the scene accidentally cut off when me, Yojin, and Thaila started to beat the sh(censored) out of some dirty coppers.

(The TV shows Doozer landing hard right hands to the face of some big cop. Yojin just kicked a cop into the midsection and lifted him up for a powerbomb. Yojin is running with the cop up on his shoulders and eventually throws him down for the powerbomb through a cop car!!! Thaila is having a cat fight with a woman guard. Thaila bitch slapped her and sent the woman guard straight to the ground. They all enter the local jail. Doozer asks the guard at the desk where The Dude is. The guard tells him that he needs permission to see anyone in the jail cells. Doozer mummers something, then Super-Kicks the cop right on the chin. Yojin takes the cops head and smashes it into one of the monitors. They run off telling Thaila to get in the limo and lock herself in it, which she does. Doozer and Yojin separate. Doozer eventually comes across a Jail cell. It has Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady, in it yelling to Doozer for quote, "Some God Damn Help." Then, Doozer picks the lock and allows Slim Shady to escape. While Slim Shady is making his way he sees a cop talking to someone. Slim Shady comes up behind the cop, taps on his shoulder, the cop turns around and Slim Shady flicks him off then kicks him in the balls. Doozer and Slim Shady run off back to the limo. Yojin finally comes across The Dude’s cell. He is in there with a big fat guy’s arm around him. Yojin uses brute strength to bend the bars so that The Dude can escape. The Big Fat guy tries to follow The Dude, but Yojin throws one of the cop’s donuts at him, that was lying on the ground, and the big fat guy seemed happy. Then, they all get into the limo, but it doesn’t start. The cops had done something to the engine. Then, Bulldog comes over to them going 100 m/h in his Mustang. Doozer, Yojin Musahiri, Slim Shady, The Dude, The Cameraman, and Thaila cramp into the Mustang and they all go off to Doozer’s mansion. Doozer leaves Slim Shady and The Dude at the house as he, Yojin Musahiri, and Thaila go off to the arena because they all had matches at SuperClash 2.)

Doozer: Well, that was how it all went down.

Yojin Musahiri: You know who would be cool to beat the living hell out of? The New Kids on The Block!!!

Slim Shady: Yeah, I have a little part on my song "Marshall Mathers" that is my version of their new hit single. It goes a little like this.

Slim Shady: NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK SUCK A LOT OF DICK
BOY GIRL GROUPS MAKE ME SICK
I CAN’T WAIT ‘TIL I CATCH YOU FAGGOTS IN PUBLIC
I’M GONNA LOVE IT!!!

Doozer: (laughing his ass off) That’s a good one, Slim. Well, I know all you fans are pretty ticked off at me, since I handed over my belt to Extremist. But, hey, I won another match. I’m now five and zero. Yes, undefeated. I am the man. I am the Innovation of Devastation. Now, I have a match at Wednesday Night Wars. It is against some loser named A-Train. A-Trian, I am a magnificent masterpiece of a man, I was Born Buff. You are nothing. I will beat you hands down. See, Yojin is the special guest referee, but he will….might…could possibly…probably won’t be fair. But, that’s okay with me. See, ‘cause I know that I could kick your ass anyway. Once I win, then me and Yojin will both have a singles competition belt. Then, we will soon get the tag team championships and be double champions. You all know that we are damn good. Hey, how about we go to the arena. I feel like having an interview or something like that.

The Dude: Sounds good to me.

Yojin Musahiri: I’m for it.

Slim Shady: I say we fu(censored)ing go!!!

(Doozer, Yojin, The Dude, Slim Shady, and The Cameraman hop into the limo. They eventually arrive at the arena. Then, the arena goes dark. Red lights start to flicker about the stands as "ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL pt.2" by Pink Floyd plays as Doozer, Slim Shady, and Yojin Musahiri all come down to the ring. Yojin is dressed in black. Slim Shady is wearing a T-Shirt that is labeled "F*ck Off" with a hand on it with it’s middle finger sticking up. Doozer is wearing an official Boston Red Sox hat with a Nomar Garciaparra Jersey. Under that Jersey he is wearing a T-Shirt labeled "Born Buff!!!" As Doozer, Slim Shady, and Yojin get in the ring the words "Red Sox Rule" appear on the mat. Then, under that the words "If you don’t agree. Then you can kiss my ass!!!" show up. As Doozer moves his hat into a backwards position, red fireworks blast out of each turnbuckle. In the ring, Doozer is met by an Interviewer. Doozer also has something in his hand that looks like a rolled up poster.)

Doozer: The Dooze is in the houuuuuuuuuuse and he’s ready to RAISE some HELL and DO some DAMAGE. That’s right…

(Then, the arena goes black. The color of blue flickers about the stands as "Big Balls" by Ac/Dc plays and The Dude makes his way to the ring wearing an official Boston Red Sox Hat and a Pedro Martinez Jersey. Under that Jersey is a T-Shirt labeled "Geanious at Werk" with Genius and Work spelled wrong. The Dude eventually makes his way into the ring meeting up with Doozer, Yojin Musahiri, Slim Shady, and the Interviewer.)

The Dude: The Dude is in da houuuuuuuse and he’s ready to RAISE some HAIRS, on your neck, and DO some….STUFF!!!!

Doozer: That’s right, you’re lookin at The Innovation of Devastation, along with the Proclamation of Constipation, the men, the myths, the legends, the two, the only, The Dudacious Duo. But, we are not a tag team. You all know that I am taggin with Yojin.

Interviewer: Now, Doozer, I see that you have something in your hand. Is that your new poster? Is that the poster that has you on it?

Doozer: Well, yeah. It’s the first poster that actually has me on it. Now, I have this one, that has my idol, The Rock on it.

(Doozer unfolds the first poster and shows it.)

Doozer: Now, this is my new one. With just me on it. I’m wearing my backwards official Boston Red Sox hat and my "Born Buff" T-Shirt. Along with my black pants. I’m wearing black because I am in the Bad Asses in Black. You will see Doozer going down on my right pant leg and Red Sox Rule going down on my left. They also had me try out some new kick ass wrestling boots. They aren’t even boots really. They fit my foot perfectly and are really light.

(Doozer unfolds the second poster and shows it off.)

Don Harvone: Well, it looks like Doozer finally has a poster to sell. Well, a poster of himself. Also, I can’t believe that Doozer would just hand over a title. I’ve heard him say that he was too good for the title. But, to just hand it over to someone else. That’s just not right. Well, Yojin won two titles at SuperClash 2. The Lightweight Championship and People’s Championship. Now, he’s giving Doozer a shot at it versus the number one contender A-Train. I think Doozer should get that shot, since he does all this for the fans and they seem to love him.

JW: They didn’t seem to love him after he handed the title over to Extremist. I don’t know, he’ll probably win the match at Wednesday Night Wars, but then he might hand that title over to A-Train. You just never know with him.

Jerry: Well, I think he’s insane. He gave up the belt he had and he probably won’t win another one. He’s a moron. Oh yeah, too bad about his slutty girlfriend, Thaila. I want to know what Doozer was doing backstage that took him so long to come out to Thaila’s aid. He was probably screwing another chick.

Doozer: Now, these poster will be on sale everywhere. Except for that mall that we were kicked out of. I’m not giving them anything.

Yojin Musahiri: Hey, Doozer. To win that People’s Title, you will need to have a better training method. I will take you to my Sensei and he will teach you.

The Dude: Could I go there to?

Slim Shady: No, I’ll take you to my Sensei.

(Slim Shady flicks off The Dude and kicks him in the balls. Then he performs The Green Monster on The Dude.)

Interviewer: Now, Doozer. It seems like you are letting the fact that you are undefeated get to your head. If you get too cocky, you might lose your next match versus A-Train. He is a very good wrestler.

Doozer: Hey, I’ve been cocky ever since I’ve come here to the DWF. But, did that make me lose? No, it didn’t. In fact, I am undefeated at five wins and zero losses and not A-Train or any other Train will stop that. So, A-Train you’re standing on the tracks and this train is coming through. I’m gonna plow your ass over. Or, if you didn’t understand that one. Then, I will give you a much better explaination. You are just another brick in the wall that separates me from The People’s Championship. Well, I’m a Bull-Doozer and I’m gonna plow your ass down and snatch that People’s Title. Oh, and don’t worry fans. I will not give up that Title. Ya know why? Because it represents you, my loyal fans. The Dooze will not let you down.

Interviewer: Now, Yojin, will you call this match straight down the line?

Yojin Musahiri: Of course I will. I am a very fair man. I’m gonna count for everyone. It’s just a matter of how high I count to. See, sometimes I just can’t get to three. I don’t know why.

Interviewer: And you, Slim Shady, won’t have anything to do in this match will you?

Slim Shady: This reminds me of a part of the song that I wrote for my new cd. This is how it goes.

Slim Shady: Wherever I go, someone points a finger at me.
I point one back at them.
But it’s not the pointer, index, thumb, or pinky.
It’s the one you put up when
You have given up and don’t give a fu(censored)!!!

Interviewer: Okay, well that’s all the question I got for ya.

Doozer: So, I guess I’ve said enough. A-Train, you better watch out for (doozer points to himself) The-Train!!! If you don’t then there is always a job at The Fudge Factory, you could be their packer. But, to all you cool cat red sox fans….KEEP COOL and Kick Ass… ‘Cause winning might not be everthing, BUT LOSING SUCKS ASS!!! Actually, I wouldn’t know if it does, but I guess it would. Maybe A-Train can tell me after I beat his ass across the ring.

Don Harvone: Well, it looks like Doozer is ready for his match versus A-Train. I really do not know who will win this one. It’s a toss up to me. I see Slim Shady fits right in with Doozer and the Bad Asses In Black. He seems to hate authority and all that.

Jerry: Well, if Slim Shady is just a big pansy, then yeah he does fit in with them. I think Doozer will lose pathetically versus A-Train.

JW: I think you are sadly mistaken Jerry. Well, that’s all we have for tonight…good fight, good night.

("ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL pt.2" by Pink Floyd plays as Doozer makes his way backstage with The Dude, Yojin Musahiri, Slim Shady, and the cameraman who met them at the top of the ramp. Doozer threatens to beat the hell out of the cameraman if he tapes Doozer for the rest of the night, so the cameraman scurries off.)